All my texts and pics are gone!
And my video of Jasper!
I'm Jasper.
You know, you're gonna be in a lot of trouble
if Mom catches you wearing her makeup.
Mom's not gonna find out!
Well... where you going dressed up like that?
To a club with my girls.
What club?
Club Eleven.
Well, you've got to be at least ten years old
to get in The Club Eleven.
Well, I'm 11 years old tonight. See?
This isn't your library card.
It's Mindy Flavin's.
Duh! I bought it off her.
Hey. Piper?
Who you making lunch for?
The girl who lives next door.
I thought you didn't like her.
I don't.
But her dad pays
for super high speed internet service
unlike some cheaper dads I'm looking at.
Are you stealing our neighbor's wifi?
I was.
But then they changed their dumb password,
and now I can't use it. I'm not okay!
[doorbell ringing]
Ah, she's here. Please go to your room.
I don't wanna go to my room.
- One! - Alright.
[doorbell ringing]
Just a sec!
Here I come!
Hey, neighbor.
Hi, Piper.
Well, come on in.
Thanks.
So, uh, why'd you invite me over for lunch?
Why? 'Cause you're awesome! Duh!
Well, thanks.
Sure. Come, sit down.
Okay.
I hope you're hungry.
Oh, I am.
Well, then dig in.
Okay.
So... what was the name of your first pet?
- Duchess. - Duchess.
Yeah, she was an old--
Yeah, I don't need to know that.
So what are you gonna do?
I'm gonna get a shovel from your garage
and go to the Swellview cemetery.
And how are you gonna get there?
I don't know.
[chuckles] I do.
They sent you
that driver's license by mistake.
Hey!
Did this come from the DMV?
Yeah.
And the DMV is a government agency, right?
I-I guess.
And the government doesn't make mistakes, does it?
Well.
Slow down!
Yahoo!
Okay, people, I'm gonna take a quick bathroom break.
[everyone] Aww.
Hey.
How's it going?
Hold this, would ya?
Sure.
[doorbell ringing]
I'll get that.
Oh... hello.
You here for a tan?
No.
Are you running an illegal tanning salon here?
No. Oh, no.
Well, you just offered me a tan
and you're holding a spray tan gun.
And your house is full of people with fake tans.
What do ya mean?
I mean, it's illegal
to run a tanning salon without a license.
Hey! Will you guys hurry up?!
I'm parked in a handicap spot!
You're not supposed to do that.
I'm also not supposed to have a driver's license,
but I do.
Now, let's go.
Alright, just a sec.
Yeah, okay.
Excuse me, Piper.
Yes?
Is there any way you could, uh, drive a little faster?
You need to drive faster.
But that would be speeding and I can't break the law.
Little girl, we are the law.
You need to drive faster.
[rock music playing]
[horn honking]
Get outta the way!
[rock music playing]
[horn honking]
What'd you do? Jaywalk, litter, steal a rich girl's pony?
She hit me with her car.
Ooh. That's new.
You were standing in the middle of the street.
She was doing the Waikiki Challenge.
I'm sorry. What is the Waikiki Challenge?
It's where one cop plays a video of their partner hula dancing
around the patrol car.
I was mid hula...
when your daughter plowed over me.
I said, "I was sorry."
You never should've stolen that baby elephant.
It followed me home.
Tell it to the judge, baby girl.
I did. She didn't believe me.
Oh, too bad, so sad.
Now listen, I got to drive
the Neighborville and rent a dump truck.
- Why? - That's my business.
Your business is using this stick
to fill up that bag with trash. Here.
As soon as it reaches the tippy top,
you're done with your community service.
Can I pay someone to do for me?
[laughing]
Okay, okay, I'll do it. [laughing]
[laughing]
Funny, funny.
You can stop laughing now. [laughing]
Oh-h-h.
Full bag of trash, huh?
And... done.
Dad! I'm taking cash from your wallet
and going to the grand opening of an escape room!
If it's okay for me to stay out until midnight, say nothing!
'Kay, thanks! Love you! Bye!
[screaming]
We meet again, baby girl.
Uh... O... kay.
If this is about anything other than the money,
I literally just stole for my dad,
I am innocent.
It's not about the money.
Are you sure?
'Cause you could take this money
and maybe forget about whatever I did wrong.
I don't take bribe money.
Maybe your kids do.
Money is a trap, the weak use to control the strong.
Also, bribery's illegal.
And they're not my kids.
I don't like children.
Well, you three seem really fun
but I've gotta go to the grand opening
of the new escape room downtown so...
Not so fast, blondie.
We have to talk about my niece, Mika.
She's the smart one.
Hey!
And my nephew Miles. He's the funny one.
Hey!
[chuckles]
Where are you going?
Wherever my path takes me.
Oh, I think I see your path
and it goes right out of my house.
Not today, it doesn't.
You're babysitting, baby girl.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Oh, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
But my grand opening.
There's gonna be pictures. I got a new haircut.
And I love it. It makes your eyes... pop.
But you still haven't completed your community service.
What?
I left you pick up trash on Stank Street,
but when I came back... you were gone.
I left a bag full of trash like you said,
tippy top and everything.
Anybody or anything could fill that bag.