Goodnight:
I mean, I was hurdling cars.
I was coming in the building, and there was falling debris.
It was like a real Liam Neeson moment.
I get it. You're trapped on a roof.
Uh, can you just describe your surroundings?
Okay. Yeah, let's see.
Uh, a lot of trees.
Uh, there are people, mostly African-American.
Okay. You just described all of South Shore,
so can you just scream?
Alright.
[ Screams ]
Okay, that was pretty good, but I'm just --
I'm gonna need you to scream a little louder.
Just give it all you got.
[ Screaming ]
Can you hear me?
No, I can't hear you, idiot. Not at all.
Motherfucker.
Do your ghetto antics know no bounds?
Oh, and now I have a sore throat.
Fine.
Um, I got it.
Just aim at the lake and fire your gun.
[ Gunshots ]
Okay, I heard you. I know where you are.
Wait, I didn't fire.
Really? Oh, damn.
Now I got to go check that out.
Fuck!
Man: Extras to holding, please.
All extras, please go to holding.
Martinez?
Oh, what up, Turner?
Good.
Y'all out here, uh, shooting fake guns?
Mm-hmm.
I'm shocked y'all even filming on the South Side.
Don't nobody be over here.
Mm-hmm.
Oh, shit.
Oh, my God. I'm obsessed with her.
Uh, yeah, nigga.
We talked.
I gave her a compliment about her pants earlier today,
Oh, my God. I knew she was so nice.
You know how you can just feel
sometimes some people just like real nice?
Damn, she look nice. Oh, man.
Girl, this wig is tweaking me out.
This whole time I thought that was your real hair.
Yes.
I mean, like, this is some
Nicholas Cage-level craftsmanship.
What that cost -- like, a stack, right?
Hmm, try ten.
$10,000?!
God.
And here I was, thinking I was doing something
with my little sew-in.
No, I love your hair.
Like, that length? Perfect on you.
And if you did bottle service,
they would have to give you the big sparkler.
Thank you because I did do bottle service,
but that was another life.
So your portrayal of a strong black
female cop on the South Side?
Mm-hmm.
How do you prepare?
Hm, a good question.
So I guess when I first get the script,
I like to count how many scenes I have just to make sure
I don't have to cuss nobody out.
You know, because if I'm not in the scene, I'm not here...
♪ Everything is waiting for you ♪
Hey, Goodnight. You alive?
Turner. Turner!
Please, I don't know how much longer I can last up here.
There's so many condoms, all shapes and sizes.
Okay. You got to fire your weapon.
It's the only way I can find you.
What? Now I -- I have to account
for every bullet and file a report.
Okay, well, how about this? I'll just call the station.
They will, um, send you a helicopter,
Nope, don't do that.
I'm already the guy who broke the Keurig.
I can't handle another title.
Okay, so then, aim at the lake and fire five times.
[ Gunshots ]
[ Alarm rings ]
Alright, everybody. Clear out now.
I'm sorry!
You don't want to look like the man with the bullet in his head.
Let's go. It's not safe, it's not safe.
Wrap it up. Alright.
You done good, ol' black ass. I'm gonna radio
Wierzbowski and have the guys come pick you up.
No, no, no, no, no, no! Don't do that, don't do that!
No, I'll never live it down.
Goodnight, I cannot come get you.
Memorial?
You said it was a reunion?
Oh. Memorial, reunion.
If everybody's gon' be there, what's the difference?
Goodbye.
Hey, come on, come on, hat guy.
♪ And I had just seen him ♪
♪ Everything seemed just fine ♪
♪ I said hit me in a minute, but now a minute is a lifetime ♪
♪ And I just seen him ♪
-I miss you, dawg. -Thank you. I love Bustdowns.
Um, I also, too, had just seen him.
Thank you so much for all of you who came out to our friend
[ Footsteps approach ]
Damn.
She look like Brenda Cole.
♪ That's why I be flight on bitches ♪
♪ They hate to see me living ♪
♪ They sneakin', they dissin' ♪
You filled out quite nicely.
-Ooh. -Okay.
Alright. Are you good?
Mm-hmm. Yeah, I'm well. Thank you.
Okay. As I was saying, Chuckie once told me, um,
"100 percent of the shots you don't take, you miss."
Um -- dear...
♪ I just be chasin' that bread and dodging the feds ♪
♪ Most of my partners, they jungle gorillas ♪
Tinisha?
You filled out nicely, too.
Erin: I'm so glad you're all coming. Thank you again.
As I was saying, um, and it -- Oh, my gosh.
Man: Damn.
♪ Stilettos on my feet, now I'm speakin' shit ♪
♪ Looking like a snack for a champion ♪
♪ Dress fit right like I hit the gym ♪
Alright, and -- you know what?
Just -- Just come on.
Jalitha here, too?
She the most thick. But it's close.
♪ I feel my ass shake when I walk ♪
♪ I see my ass shake when I walk ♪
Damn.
♪ I feel my ass shake ♪
Look at these hoochies. Look at this.
All dressed like they going to some type
of high school reunion. This is a memorial. Damn.
Some of y'all aren't here for the right reasons.
Yes, Erin, please. Clean these hoes up.
I think she talking to you, baby.
I think your Party City wig is crooked, baby.