- Um, Allison? - Yeah?
Would you say that you are, uh, happy and in a relationship?
Those are two different questions.
Would you say you are in a happy relationship?
Actually, Gaby, yes I would.
It's strange to see, to be honest.
People go, "how's Jordan?" and I have to go, "Good."
The tables have turned in such a way wherein
noted lothario's, Igor Hiller and Gaby Dunn...
- Single? - Very single.
- Extremely single. - And bordering on sad.
- Uh, definitely sad.
How's it feel?
BOTH: Not good!
(theme music)
- This week we have... - You know, I just wanted to say thank you
- for having me back. I love being here. - Yeah, you'll be back sometimes.
It's not a... not a regular thing?
- No. - No, our feedback was sort of mixed.
So, some people wanted you back, and some people didn't.
So, we're gonna have you half back.
This week we have a...
BOTH SING: International question!
He's really trying to secure his spot, with singing for his supper, you know?
Yeah. I like it.
Tamara from Georgia - country, wants to know,
'Would you stay with a cheater?'
- Mmm... - Ugh.
This is a thing I always thought, 'No,' when I was younger.
And then I became an adult and was like, 'God, it's rough out there.'
I mean, there's so many different situations, like...
Glad you asked.
- What? - What a question you posed.
What did I do?
Now, we will play the game, 'Would you stay with THIS cheater?'
- Oh! - Oh, okay.
That old game show. Regis Philbin used to host it.
You've been with your partner for two years.
- Okay, two years. - Mm-hm.
Things have been a little rocky lately.
Your partner goes out for a night on the town,
gets wasted, has penetrative sex but only for one minute
before stopping it.
Okay.
Do you stay with them?
Oh. They immediately tell you.
- Did they know... - Ahhh.
- ...did they know this person before? - No. Stranger.
- (sighs) And they come home
that night and tell you.
- Yes. - And they're crying.
Yeah, I think you stay.
- You stay? - Yeah.
You stay! A minute. A minute's basically didn't even happen.
Lots of foreplay.
- Wait! - Wait, like what?
- Was it, like, really generous? - Two hours of foreplay.
- Two hours of foreplay? - (all laugh)
- Oh my God. - One minute penetrative sex.
I didn't even know she was capable of two hours of foreplay. Now she's-
Does that change your answer?
But is she ever gonna see this person again?
- Never. - Do they have each other's information?
Can you imagine though? Your partner coming back and being, like,
'I'm sorry, I got drunk. I had two hours of foreplay.'
Like, why are you timing this?
Does it change your answer?
I mean, look, I'm also non-monogamous. So...
-No, in this scenario, you are monogamous. -I see, okay.
But also, you can cheat in polyamory, because by lying.
Fine, okay, so, okay. So, you're disqualified.
Any thing more than 45 minutes of foreplay is cheating,
and I don't think them back.
- You don't? - No way. That's too much foreplay.
This one is more open to polyamory. Okay, so, like, here you go.
Um, you're been together for six months.
They have a new friend at work who they hang out with all the time.
And you've asked, 'Are you interested in this person romantically?'
And they have denied that they are.
Oral sex.
- Who performed what? - You don't know.
(laughs)
They just come home and they say 'Oral sex.'
And then they refuse to answer any of your questions.
And then- And then if I say, 'So, you did like that person
'the whole time,' and they say, 'Yeah, I did.'
'Yes, I did, but it's over now.'
No, break up, because they were lying to you when you asked
in the beginning.
- Ooh, what do you say, Igor? - An early lie.
First of all, I think these are such specific examples.
I can't do-- You listen. 'Would you stay with this cheater?'
has been running for hundreds of episodes.
It's just-- It's real shady. I don't like the early lying.
I don't like the co- I just
And the co-worker who's gonna be around...
Give me a break.
Break up.
Break up?
- Yeah. - Break up and, yeah.
You each won a refrigerator.
- You're married. - Yeah.
You find out that on your wedding day
they french-kissed your sibling.
(laughs)
But it was years ago and they thought it was you.
(laughs louder)
I tell you what. I tell you what. This, I would stay with them.
- Stay with them. Because they need serious psychiatric help.
My brother is 6'1. Bald.
I would say, yes. I would also be like-
Twist ending: you find out that they'd been having an affair
- with your sibling for the last 10 years. - No!
No, you're not allowed to do twist endings!
- Final question. - Okay.
You two have each been having an affair with each other for years.
Your partners find out. Should they stay with you?
- Yeah, definitely, I mean... - What?
Wait, wait, wait. Hold on.
- Oh, because, we go... - We have our own seperate partners.
- You have your own seperate partners. - And we've been having...
- You've been having an affair. - Yeah.
Your partners find out. Should they stay with you?
Because, do we go to them and go,
'Listen. Like, it's not even- We're not even...'
Sex tape was leaked.
- Sex tape was leaked? - Sex tape was leaked.
So that actually is helpful, because judging from the sex tape,
they can see how incompatible Igor and I are.
The real question is, why do we keep doing it?
- Yes. - That's the real question.
I wanna play.
Okay, we need to give her a scenario.
- She wants to play. - Okay.
This is the end of of game, is always the host becomes the contestant.
Um, okay.
- You... Oh, do you want to conspire? - I can- I can- Well...
- You can add details. - Okay.
Okay. You are- You've been dating someone-
Don't stay!
(theme music)
- Are you guys paying Jordan to date me? - (both laugh)
I'd leave him a 20.
Just a tip? You're throwing in for tip?
Just so he stays happy.
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