♪ ♪
[doorbell rings]
- Matt?
But I dropped you off at your house.
What are you doing at mine?
- [British accent] Never mind all that.
Out of the way you go.
♪ ♪
No wonder you're clinically depressed.
This place is a mess!
But don't despair.
We'll simply clean up your lair.
- No, I'll never accept your help.
- [chuckles]
If I had a tuppence for every time I've heard that,
I could buy a lorry.
♪ The cure for depression ♪
♪ Is to change your expression ♪
♪ From a frown to a smile ♪
♪ Take a tip from this dapper Gentile ♪
♪ If you think the world is a pointless mess ♪
♪ Simply choose not to stress ♪
♪ And you'll see it's easy ♪
♪ As changing your brain chemistry ♪
If all you eat is junk, no wonder you're in a funk.
But if you eat organic,
your self-hatred won't be so volcanic.
If you resolve your deep-seated issues,
you'll have no more use for tissues.
[goofy slide whistle plays]
And if you right your poster,
there'll be no need to bathe with your toaster.
[bell dinging]
♪ ♪
[whooshing]
[straining]
[sighs]
That was a tricky little fellow.
[cheerful music]
You know, a 30-minute workout is just 2% of your day.
♪ Your simple objective is to change your perspective ♪
[cat meows] ♪ A frown becomes a smile ♪
♪ When you pretend that life is worthwhile ♪
♪ If you think the world is an open sewer ♪
♪ Just put your clothes in the drawer ♪
♪ And you'll see ♪ - ♪ And you'll see ♪
- ♪ It's easy ♪ - ♪ It's easy ♪
both: ♪ To stop thinking the thoughts that you think ♪
- [sighs]
[doorbell buzzes]
[sports announcer speaking indistinctly on TV]
- These fucking refs don't know
what they're fucking talking about.
- What the fuck are you doing here?
- [normal voice] I brought you leafy greens.
I read on the cover of "Men's Health" magazine
that a healthy diet can help alleviate depression.