An aluminum foil f***ing ball.
Can anyone identify a larger waste of my f***in' time!?
God damn it.
Look at all these f***ing comments!
Ye-- You see, this is how I know that the world is ending.. probably within weeks.
And it all starts with this weird Japanese trend where they ball up tin foil,
pound it out with some hammers, sand it down, and then polish it up.
Really? Like I've got nothing better to do.
And to up the bulls*** a little bit more,
as you know, we just moved into our new house. It's not finished.
This is a temporary studio here
Nothing's even set up. This is just like boxes of bulls*** that we've gotta unpack.
Since this project is gonna take me
I don't know, all f*cking day, night, tomorrow, the next day..?
I'm gonna get started on it.
I got all the shit:
sand papers, gloves, aluminum foils, polishes and all this bulls***... hammers.
Step One: Aluminum Foil.
I got 400 feet of it.
Alright, I think this is enough
I dont know if it is or not, but
Hold on, I gotta watch the f***in' video here.
Is this thing even-- Is this is big enough?
Oh, it doesn't need to be this f***in' big, hold on, hold on.
Here we go. This is it. Boom.
Next f***in' step: Get yourself a mallet.
Is there f***in' sand in here???
And this is it, you just do this for real- a real f***in' long time.
*Rab hits his hand by accident and curses*
Oh, gloves!
Oh yeah.
{This sounds exactly how it looks, just add in Rob cursing}
Phew, [this is a] work out.
*sighs* Oh, s***.
[And] This is just the f***in' beginning.
*sigh*
I'm one minute in and I just want to f***in' stop.
This is what they all came to see
Whether or not you would f*** it up or not,
that's really the whole- that's the- that's-
that's what you're here for.
Do I let 'em down? Do I f***in'--?
Do I succumb to the demise..?
No! Not this time.
Not this time, internet.
If these little f***in' Japanese kids can do it, I can f***in' do it.
Like it's not getting any rounder, it just- I keep on hitting it and it keeps on getting weird-looking.
*groaning, almost crying* Oh, god....
This is my own hell.
What do you think? Is that f***in' close enough?
No? [It] looks f***in' s***.
Alright, [I'm] switching over to a smaller hammer.
This still sucks.
It's got to be perfectly f***in' round, Rob.
F*** this (inaudible).
This f***in' rolls around, right?
This is f***in' good enough...
No, it isn't!
What /is/ round?
Is it just all a matter of how we look at it, or is it a matter of how it is?
Look, that's not bad.
That's terrible.
*sigh*
Next step: Sand Paper.
Alright, here we go.
Oh, that's actually looking pretty good right a- right away.
Ow! God damn it, [I] just, like, sprained my f***in' wrist.
This is the worst thing that ever happened to me.
Why'd you do this to me?
That doesn't look f***in' good at all.
God damn it..
F***in' poundin' that little f***in' bulls*** here.
You knew this- You knew this would happen!
You f***in' sadistic sons of bitches!
Now I'm not gonna f***in' stop.
No, I'm gonna beat these little f***in' Japanese kids at their own f***in' game.
It's gettin' shinier,
and it getting later.
Holy s***,
I have been at this now for approximately /five hours/.
*Rob whining*
This is real f***in' dumb.
I don't know why everybody's f***in' using this god damn hand-sanding bulls***, I've got a f***in' sander.
That's what I need.
This is f***in' stupid.
It's definitely in one of these f***in' boxes over here..
God damn it.
*something like glass or a bell moves around* The f*** is this?
*groans while heaving* Okay.
Here we are, yeaaaaah!
This thing is gonna save us a f***in' bunch of time.
This is gonna be f***in' easy.
Corinne, calling: Rob! Rob: What? C: [You're] not using that inside, are you?
R, lying: No.
C: [It] sounds like you are.
R: I was just testin'- testin' it to see if it worked.
C: Okay. Don't do that inside, it's a brand new house.
R: Okay!
*Rob making fun of Corinne*
Alright, yeah, I mean, we're outside, but
where I really want to take ya is into the new ThreadBanger Studio basement.
It's not 100% finished yet, but gettin' there.
Yeaaaah, buddy. We got electricity down here!
We got to put on our ga- Gas mask? Dust mask?
You know what we say around here:
"Safety is the number 3 priority."
Here we go.
I gotta put on the sanding thing first, that's probably a good idea.
There we go!
Now we're in business!
*Rob catches his thumb on the sander and makes a noise*
Whoo!
'kay, gotta wear gloves.
Alright!
Did I mention this is.. possibly the stupidest f***in' project?
This looks f***in' terrible!
Maybe [using] a finer sandpaper [will work]?
Alright, we got a different grit over here.
Oh, yeah, this is shinin' it up real nice!
I am f***in' killing it right now.
"I'd like to see Rob try this and fail."
Well, you know what?
Boom.
Yeah, right back at ya.
Not to f***in' shabby!
I've now been working on this project for approximately /seven and a half hours/.
[It's] Round enough for me!
Check that out, huh!
That's smooth is a f***in' baby's dick.
Wait, what!?
Oh, it's a baby's /bottom/.
That's what it is..
*awkward laughing*
Okay...
Alright! [It's] time to polish this f***in' thing up!
Get this show on the road.
Alright, so this is what we're looking at:
We are now going well into the evening...
uhhhh
And we're looking at about ten hours of trying to shape this f***in' piece of s*** aluminium foil ball!
Uhh, It's.. you know,
It's round, it's circular, it rolls.
It's smooth... ish.
Y'know, the next-to-last step is just to polish this piece of s***.
Uhh, ju--
Which is pretty much--
Which is pretty much this- this show, this whole show.
I got, uhhhhhhhhh, where the f*** is it?
Here it is.
I got some Brasso.
Uhhhh, which- works for all, uhh, metals apparently:
Copper, Aluminum, Pewter.
Pewter!?
I barely know her!
*chuckling*
*sighs* Ohhh s***...
We put a little bit of this on here.
Apparently this does somethin'. We're gonna find out.
Alright, so this is the, uh-
This is the before, let's see if anything f***in' happens here.
[I don't] know that this is f***in' doing anything at all.
This is make it dirtier.
Here we go, here we go!
[The] towel might actually work a little bit better.
Oh yeah, that's what you want.
This polish is like f***in' magic.
I mean, that is getting a shine on it, right!? Look at that!
Holy s***, I can see myself in it in
[I] f***in' killed it!
That. is. pretty. good.
To all of you that doubted me:
Boom!
[I'm] not as much of a failure as you thought, huh?
Damn.
Spherical, shiny, aluminum foil-y.
It only took me about 14?- 15 hours but lookin' good.
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I've been making this f***in' video for way too long today, I'm f***in' done.
*record scratch*
[I'm] over it.
*sad music*
{Captions by Rainbrowz}