- Are these summer products one star or five?
- Let's talk about that.
(groovy electronic music)
Good Mythical Summer.
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- Mm-hmm, now, as a kid,
summer was the best three months of the year hands down.
Even if I did spend most of the time in my room
meticulously creating still life dioramas
with my G.I. Joe figures.
- I remember that, I was not allowed to touch them.
- No.
- Today we've got some of the best
and worst rated summertime products on Amazon
but can we tell the difference?
It's time for Amazon or Amazoff?
Five stars is great, one star is roff.
- Did you just rhyme off with rough?
- I believe I did.
- Okay, in each round we'll get two Amazon items.
One item has a majority of five-star ratings
and one of them has a majority of one-star ratings.
- Our job is to pick the item with one star
and the winner gets to keep an item of their choosing.
- Ooh, let's play. - Let's play.
(upbeat music)
- Okay Stevie, what do we got?
- [Stevie] First up we have two products ready
and willing to guard your heads from
that unpredictable summer weather.
We've got the hands-free rain hat for $13.95
versus the mirrored face visor for $16.99.
Which is the product with majority one-star reviews?
- [Link] Mirrored face visor, what does that run you?
- Drop it.
- It's got a RoboCop kinda vibe.
- Drop it. - It kinda looks to me
like you just need to weld.
- Yeah that's what I thought it was.
You're telling me this is for the sun?
- What is this? - Drop it.
You drop it, I don't believe you.
- Here I go, is it this?
- You were right, you were right, this way would kill you.
- This is not good. - So come all the way around.
(Link grunts)
And now hood goes up.
- Oh.
And then, oh so and then there's these straps
that go under my armpits. - Of course there's straps.
- And then.
I'm expecting rain.
- Rain will drop.
Here's the thing-- - Clear here.
- This is clear so you can see your own self.
- Oh I'm still down there. - If you can't see,
if you don't see yourself, you forget that you exist
and that causes a existential crisis.
- When I wore the prototype-- - They thought of everything.
- Of this, I forgot I had a torso.
Okay well hmm, both of these seem like brilliant products.
- Yeah I don't know which one's better.
Can they both be five star? (chuckles)
- No. - Was that an option?
- Look it can even do the visor over my face.
- Yeah and can you still see yourself?
- Yeah, this is awesome.
- [Stevie] You ready to vote?
- Yeah. - Okay hands over
the one-star product in three, two, one.
- Boom. - I think it's yours.
- I think this is fabulous.
- [Stevie] Okay the one-star item is the rain hat.
- Aw. - Yeah, dude,
look at your-- - I know I look stupid.
- You know the problem, you can't see yourself.
- But it works! - You're at a distinct
disadvantage because you can't see how dumb you look.
- Yeah but if you buy it, you know this is what it is
and it's doing it.
- On the other hand, I look cool.
(upbeat music)
- [Stevie] All eyes could be on you at every pool party
this season with the mermaid tail mono fin for $104.95
or the men's swim bikini for $19.97.
Which is the one-star product?
- Hmm $20 for a bikini. - The only way to test these
is to try 'em on.
- Yeah I'm feeling that.
Yeah.
Not typically worn over many other layers
but it gives me a sense of stability
that I heretofore have not had.
Two chains!
Or multiple chains on my crotch area.
And look at you, man.
- Now whoa!
I don't know if I'm supposed to be a smaller person.
- I think you need to cover your legs in baby oil first.
Let me help you. - Really, really, really,
really just pull, just get it tight.
- Do you have your shoes on? - Yeah.
- Why don't you take your shoes off?
- I didn't think mermaids needed to do that.
Whoa! - All right there you go.
Look at that.
- [Rhett] Oh that's nice, look at that.
- We make quite a team.
Now this, it's hard in there.
I think this could actually locomote a person
in like a pool scenario.
- I feel very good about both of these.
We both look great.
We both seem like we got high quality things on.
- I don't think there's anything compromising
about what I've got going.
- You think maybe the chains rub off with friction?
(crew laughs)
- That would definitely bring the stars down.
Why would there be friction?
- Well I'm just trying to find something--
- You think the scales would come off with friction?
- I'm trying to find something wrong
with the amazing shorts that you have on.
- I think this would be better if there was one per leg.
(Rhett slapping tail)
Hmm.
- [Stevie] You ready to vote?
- This is difficult. - Do we look it?
- [Stevie] All right let's do it.
Three, two, one.
- It's gotta be this, right? - I don't know why
but ain't nothing wrong with this.
- Right, it's gotta be this.
Somebody had expectations about this.
- [Stevie] The one-star item is the men's swim bikini.
- What? - Why?
- What are the complaints?
- [Stevie] People thought it was small,
had no stretch to it and felt like it was going to rip.
- Oh well yeah, you know what,
we should have put that thing on me
and I wouldn't have been able to get it off
and then we would have known it wasn't good.
- Doesn't feel like it's gonna rip but hold on,
let me try.
(grunts) Nope.
- Okay.
(upbeat music)
- [Stevie] These next two summer products
should take care of all of your tailgating needs.
We've got the PrimeWare Insulated Drink Purse
for $45 versus the party drink hat with siren
and seven different sounds for $21.95.
Which is the one-star summer item?
- Gettin' my party drink hat on.
Now, okay I gotta unlock it.
Mm.
- Your bull horn fell down.
- Oh, Coconut LaCroix?
- Does that make any sort of noises or anything?
- One star!
Yeah this thing's got all types of settings on it here.
There's a mic but there's also--
(dog barking)
- A dog. - Dog bark.
(brakes screech)
(objects crash)
- Oh yeah play the sound of an accident.
- Car crash.
(doorbell rings)
- Oh, the ol' doorbell prank.
- Hello?
I just wanna let you know that I just hit your dog.
(chuckles)
- You know what, it's got good amplification.
Now I thought that this thing was just a cooler.
- Oh, but you know what?
I don't think he's dead yet.
Let me try again.
(brakes screech)
(objects crash)
(doorbell rings)
Hey it's me again. - Yep.
- I hit your dog again.
Pretty sure he's gone.
- You can play all kinds of games with that.
- Oh yeah.
What you got over there, Rhett?
- I thought that this was just a insulated purse,
but Link check this out.
It's got a drink bag in here.
(siren blares)
- Aw, you called the cops on me.
You teeter head.
I'm out of here. (siren blares)
- I'll explain this to you.
It's got a drink in here that is insulated
and then it has its own tap.
Look at that.
Look at that, it's got a tap,
and you can just come over here.
(siren blares)
And you,
okay, open up.
- Excuse me sir, I'm a thirsty police officer
here answering your call.
(crew laughs)
(hat clatters)
What?
- Your hat fell off.
- I'm not good with these hats.
I've never, never been good with these hats.
- How was that though? - This is fabulous.
- You see how easily that came out?
- That was not Coconut LaCroix.
I loved it.
- But here's the thing I'll say.
- Five stars. - I'm tempted to give this
one star because a lot of times when there's electronics--
- A lot of crap can go wrong. - But hold on,
every single thing you did was predictable,
well not predictable but you know what I'm saying?
The product was reliable.
Usually these things,
they're scratchy when you talk through 'em.
I don't know, I'm torn, again, I think both are great.
- Hmm, box of wine can go in here.
- You want some more?
- Hmm, I'm ready to vote.
- [Stevie] Okay three, two, one.
- No, I think it's that.
- [Stevie] The one-star item is the drink hat.
- Oh. (Rhett laughs)
- [Stevie] People thought it was--
- The drink hat. - Leaky, too small,
and the speaker was distorted.
- Oh, yeah I did think there was a little--
- Speaker was distorted. - A little distorted.
(phone rings)
Hello?
- One star.
You're in the lead.
(upbeat music)
- [Stevie] The best beaches are dog beaches
and to help you make the most of a beach trip
with your pup, we've got the dog bikini
for $16.99 versus the Puff-N-Fluff for $69.95.
Which is the one-star item?
- You can see this is just a simple dog bikini.
Barbara is covering up two of her many nipples.
She's very pleased.
- And Jade is like what the heck have you got me in?
This is the most conservative dog bathing suit
or it's just the top 10 dog dryer in 2016.
Dog is dry within minutes.
Eliminates damp pet odor.
- How many dog dryers were there released in 2016?
One in 10, I think not.
- I'm gonna fire this up to see what happens.
- Watch your friend have fun, watch your friend.
(air blowing)
What?
- Yeah Jade, there you go.
Look at her, she's gettin', she wasn't wet,
but she's gettin' drier.
- You having fun?
Jade doesn't look like she's enjoying it.
- Look at that.
That's actually her flesh filling this entire space.
- Right yeah.
- I think she might explode.
Nope, all right, Jade what did you think?
I think she loves it.
But Barbara looks fabulous.
All right.
- [Stevie] Are you ready?
- Yeah. - Three, two, one.
- It's gotta be this.
- It gotta be the dryer, no doubt right?
- How could anyone be happy?
She's not.
- [Stevie] The one-star item is the Puff-N-Fluff.
- Yes. - Yeah.
- [Stevie] People thought it was hard to use
and it ripped easily.
- It ripped easily?
- Barbara, are you sad?
- Don't worry, Jade.
We'll never do that again.
We'll never do that to you.
I'll just use a hair blower just directly on you
like I always do.
Hair blower. (chuckles)
(upbeat music)
- [Stevie] Nothing says summer like butts and balls
and we have both with the Booty Max Trainer for $19.95
versus the Sumo Body Bumper Set for $49.99.
- Okay. - Which is the one-star item?
- Now this thing is only $20,
and as you can see I'm really workin' my booty knots.
You don't have to hold the packaging while you do it.
That's an option I added but I will say one
of the things I see is that this woman is doing a squat
like they're listing that as a viable exercise
but listen, all she's doing is holding onto the thing
and going up and down.
I don't need this for squats.
- You look like you're on a stationary segue.
It's like I don't know if anything gets
more disappointing than that.
- I'm on a scooter that doesn't have wheels.
- How do I look?
- You look like a member of the Fruit of the Loom,
like the rejected blue raspberry.
- Oh.
Where's my partner?
Does it come in sets of two, yes.
Hey, partner.
Actually why are we hitting hands
when we should be hitting bodies!
- Yeah you guys need to really let each other have it.
Hold on, hold on.
- This is nice little chest-- - Oh Davin,
can you turn towards the camera?
Why is yourself like oval shaped?
- It popped during shipping.
- Okay, take that into account Link. (chuckles)
Oh that's sturdy.
- Here we go.
Three, two, one chest bump.
- [Davin] Whoa.
(Rhett laughs)
- Three, two, one chest bump.
- Hit him harder!
(Rhett laughs)
- You're always bigger than me--
- [Rhett] I think it's Davin's compromised--
- Yeah you don't have as much air, let's just hug.
(grunting)
(crew laughing)
- [Rhett] Whoa.
- All right here we go. - That was very sweet.
- We got it.
We had a moment.
Me and you-- - Yeah.
- Davin. - We sure did.
- It's good.
I'm sorry you're half deflated but emotionally,
I'm pretty pumped up right now.
- You guys had more fun than me.
But I have a strong suspicion both of these products suck
but-- - They both suck, yeah.
How could anything be majority five stars in this situation?
- [Stevie] All right let's see.
Three, two, one.
- It's gotta be this.
- I mean all right.
I'm already losing, fine.
I'm gonna vote for your booty blaster, what's it called?
Who cares. - The Booty Max.
- Booty Max Trainer. - Booty Max.
- [Stevie] The one-star item is the Booty Max Trainer.
- Woo! - Yeah.
- [Stevie] People said the cable ripped almost immediately
and they saw no summer booty gains.
- No summer booty. - Aw.
Well Rhett you still win four to two so.
- Well I would like the visor back
but also secretly I'm gonna keep the Booty Max Trainer
because I'm attached to it.
- Get in here, let's sandwich him.
- Drop it.
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- Davin, you say you know what time it is.
- You know what time it is.
(Rhett grunts)
Oh boy. (Rhett chuckles)
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