Hello, and welcome to "Is it a Good Idea to Microwave This?" I'm your host, Jory Caron.
Today, we're going to be microwaving a Magic 8 Ball. So, Magic 8 Ball, is it a good idea to microwave you?
Jory: (reading Magic 8 Ball) "My sources say 'no.'"
Well, MY sources say, "I don't care!"
*theme song plays*
Jory: Let's go roast some nuts!
Jory: And, as always, our Sharp microwave.
Jory: It's never a good idea, unless you want an explosion!
Jory: Stopping, stopping!
Jory: Safety is our number-one concern.
Jon: Wow! That's a lotta smoke!
Jory: The masks- they do nothing!
Jory: We also hide behind this big tin foil shield. Nobody likes roasted nuts!
Ezra: Is it a good idea?
Jory: (laughs) Absolutely!
Jory: Is it a good idea to microwave this?
Well, let's find out! Here at the Jory Caron Laboratory, safety is of number-one concern. That's why we have these masks.
And we also have this giant tin foil shield. It's to protect our nuts, because nobody likes roasted nuts!
We also have this fan right here, to circulate this air, and, as always, everything I've ever dreamed of- the Sharp carousel microwave!
Jon: That's what you said about Diane!
Shut up! This is Sandra, and she's better than Diane!
Jory: So, in goes the Magic 8 Ball. Should it go that way?
Jon: Yeah, put it with the thing up, so it'll shake itself into a conclusion!
Jon: Hey, is it a good idea to microwave you? I don't give a [beep]!
Jory: Probably not!
Jory: Okay, there we go! I wonder how long I should put it in there for?
Ryan: Five minutes.
Jory: Five minutes? Sounds good!
Jon: Rock 'n roll!
*Jory hits Sandra*
Jon: Trusty ol' Sandra! Alright, so the Magic 8 Ball awaits its demise- dum, dum, dum!
Jon: Alright, so the last question we asked it was: "is it a good idea to microwave this?" We will find out what the answer is in just a moment!
Ryan: It'd better do something cool!
Jory: What if it says something like "try again"?
Ryan: (starts chanting) Do something cool! Do something cool!
Jory: I'd start that chant, but I just don't have it in me!
Jon: What IS inside of a Magic 8 Ball?
Jory: I'm guessing it's just water.
Ryan: Oh, it's doin' somethin' at the top!
Jon: We have release!
Jory: It's jetting out!
Jon: That's like you after a long, hard day at work, right, Jory?
Jory: Yeah...
Jon: The excitement builds as the microwave fills with an unknown gas!
Jon: What IS this?!
Jory: It's probably just, like, soy sauce! (makes exploding soy sauce noises)
Jory: Well, I think it's pretty done! It's not steaming anymore or anything.
Jon: Aw! All over the floor!
Jory: Great...
Jon: Did you see that, guys? No, leave it there! It looks like the Exxon Valdez!
Jory: Great! Now we'll have to be washing ducks with Dawn for years to come!
Jory: Okay, let's go in there...
Jory: Let's just hope it was water!
Jon: I don't know about that!
Jory: Do you smell anything?
Jon: No, not really.
Jory: I don't smell anything. Okay... And it didn't leak out. I'm sure it's soon to come! Ready? And opening...
Ryan: Oh-ho-ho! It's blue!
Jon: Whoa! Nice! Alright!
Jon: Final verdict?
Jory: Oh, it's actually like an internal thing. There's, like, two spheres. I wish I could've pulled the thing out, but there's still some liquid in there, as you can see.
Jory: I'm just gonna leave that there like that.
Jon: Let's take another look inside the microwave. It's a smoky pool of blue Exxon Valdez mess!
Jory: Is it a good idea to microwave a Magic 8 Ball? Um... We really haven't had too many good ideas this season, so...
Jon: Jory, that's not really doing anything...
Jory: Yeah, it's just kind of smearing it around. I'll bet the soap will absorb some stuff! Let's put some of that down on there!
Jon: Oh! That's not salt on snow, pal! It's just gonna make it worse!
Jory: Yeah... Um, it's a good idea if you want to figure out what's inside of a Magic 8 Ball! 'Cause it's the quickest way, I'd say that!
Jory: That's it for "Is it a Good Idea to Microwave This?" I'm your host, I'm Jory Caron.
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