Here's how it works.
Randall will read a category, and we'll
have five seconds to name the first three
things that come to mind.
Then we'll hit the buzzer to stop the clock before time
runs out, hopefully.
Ready?
All right, Whitney.
Yeah?
Give us three words to describe Beth.
Oh, uh-oh.
Blonde, thin, and richer than me.
[BELL RINGS]
Am I?
Probably.
All right, Beth.
Give us three words to describe Whitney.
Beautiful, amazing hair, the funniest person I know.
[BELL RINGS]
Oh!
Other than Ellen!
[INAUDIBLE]
Oh, calm down.
Other than Ellen.
Wow.
You're pushing it.
All right, Whitney.
Tell us three things you say to someone you find attractive.
What's your number?
Where do you live?
[BUZZER]
"Where do you live?"
You stalker!
God!
Where do you live?
Why did I get a buzz on that?
I wasn't finished.
That's why it's called Five Second Rule.
Oh, you have to do it in five seconds?
Oh, well, that's the other thing I say
to someone I find attractive.
You only have five seconds.
[BELL RINGS]
All right, Beth.
Tell us three things you whisper to your goats.
Oh, you're so beautiful.
Look into my eyes.
Do you love me?
[BELL RINGS]
Mostly it's just, do you love me?
You love me, right?
It's unconditional, right?
Oh, gosh, that's sad.
You don't whisper that to goats when you take your selfies?
No, I just take a selfie and move on.
Does this make you appreciate-- does this make you
appreciate your wife even more?
All right, Whitney, tell us three words you would never
use to describe yourself.
Oh.
Quiet, reserved, calm.
[BELL RINGS]
Beth, tell us three things your friends make fun of you for.
My twerking, my-- my way I load bowls into a dishwasher.
[BUZZER]
All right, you guys are doing horribly.
Randall's like, can I go home?
Whitney.
Yes?
Give us three nicknames you have for your lady bits.
Oh my gosh.
Vagina, vagina, vagina.
[BELL RINGS]
That sounded like Season 1 of Two Broke Girls.
Vagina, vagina, vagina.
I don't nickname my lady bits.
Yeah.
No, no.
Princess Charlotte?
I feel like that'd be a pretty name.
Is that weird?
Shut up, Andy.
What are you laughing at?
That's a cute name.
Megan Merkin.
Someone just went [GASPS].
All right, Beth.
Give us three slang terms for making love.
Oh get her in done in there.
[BUZZER]
I don't know.
That one really caught me off guard, you guys.
I don't know.
Princess Charlotte is ready for your entertainment.
I love imagining you saying to your husband,
"Can we get 'er done?"
"In there."
"Get her done in there."
Are you doing Larry the Cable Guy jokes?
Larry the Cable Guy.
All right, Whitney, give us three of your-- oh,
I can't wait.
Give us three of your best animal noises.
Oh, this is going to be good.
[GRUNTS] [SNORTS] Arf!
That was good.
Very realistic.
What animals were those?
[APPLAUSE]
I got an a-OK from tWitch on that one.
Beth.
OK.
Give us three more animal noises.
OK.
[BLEATS] [MEOWS]
[BUZZER]
Yee-haw!
I don't know
[BELL RINGS]
[APPLAUSE]
Very good.
I feel like my goat was realistic, thought.
That goat was great.
Yeah, I've worked on the goat before.
Now we can say it.
Yes.
We'll be right back.