All right, guys, we just watched the latest episode
of "Married at First Sight."
And we have a lot of thoughts, so let's get into it.
Boom.
Perfect fit.
Did you do it upside down?
No.
[LAUGHS]
I didn't do it upside down.
ANTHONY D'AMICO: Meka and Michael.
I feel like they are on the mend.
Oh, my bad.
[LAUGHTER]
KRISTINE KILLINGSWORTH: They put their rings back on.
They shouldn't have took them off.
ALL: Cheers!
DOUG HEHNER: They look like they're into each other now.
I am shocked.
Pastor Cal kept talking about I'm in a better
financial place than Austin.
SHAWNIECE JACKSON: Financially, it's maybe an issue that she
makes more than he does.
Austin's salary is much lower than mine, but it's fine.
DOUG HEHNER: If that's your only problem in this experiment
so far--
That's a great problem to have.
Hey.
Hi, Mindy.
SHAWNIECE JACKSON: Did you see how he walked up at the park?
Like, casually introducing each other.
- Long time no see. - Long time no see.
- How are you? - Good.
SHAWNIECE JACKSON: I think that's so weird.
Like, every time, it's an introduction.
The best I can do is to value this friendship.
OK, we're not friends, we are married.
Ah!
Whoa!
Speechless here.
DOUG HEHNER: Do you realize what you're saying?
If I don't get the girl I'm attracted to immediately,
screw it.
He doesn't think that that's rude?
Like, he didn't think before he said that, that
might hurt his wife's feelings?
And not for nothing, but you remember his vows?
I vow to make you feel like the most beautiful and
attractive woman in the world.
JAMIE OTIS-HEHNER: He said every single day
he's going to make her feel beautiful,
and he's sitting there saying he's unattracted to her.
Like, pew, mind blown.
I lost my temper one day.
Was it one day?
It was one day.
KRISTINE KILLINGSWORTH: Holy crap.
Brandon is the one that opened that can of worms.
What happens once the camera is out of your face
and you can't handle the next problem?
DOUG HEHNER: This was Brandon--
He did not let that pillow go.
He was terrified.
I'm sorry.
I won't do it again.
It's not-- it's not cool.
DOUG HEHNER: You got the hulk yelling
at him in a flowered pink shirt that was way too tight.
[LAUGHS]
Then the dog was getting in on it.
[LAUGHS]
Here we go again.
There we go again.
DOUG HEHNER: You let a dog hump your leg,
like, to an uncomfortable point.
All day long, all day long, this is all he does.
SHAWNIECE JACKSON: Humping dominate
doggy style or whatever--
Hey, yo, what are you talking about it?
DOUG HEHNER: She wants you to be the man of the house,
and that dog is now the man of the house.
It's weird.
It's, like, I don't get it.
What'd you say, doggy style? What do you--
I'm just saying.
What do you-- what?
What is going on?
Like.
DOUG HEHNER: Like, no, you tell Lassie to sit the F down.
You start humping the dog's leg.
That's what you do.
That's what-- that's what real men do.
Is that what you do?
Yeah, I've humped plenty of dogs' legs,
and now I don't get humped at all.
I just gotta take a [BLEEP].
Shut up, Derek.
SHAWNIECE JACKSON: Do you think Derek is too--
JEPHTE PIERRE: Comfortable?
SHAWNIECE JACKSON: Yes.
I mean, he's taking poops and announcing
it every second he gets.
Yeah, he is.
I got to take this heavy [BLEEP]..
Now you're kind of an [BLEEP].
JAMIE OTIS-HEHNER: I like sharing a bathroom with you.
You go to the bathroom with the door open.
Doug, you say that every time.
Yeah, well, it's still an issue.
You know, he'd be like, hey, I got to take a 10,000-pound
[BLEEP], it's gonna stink.
[LAUGHTER]
No, that's only what you do.
I don't do that.
Yeah, you do.
You didn't fart in front of me till almost a year.
No.
And it was by accident. You was pregnant--
- All right. - --and I made you laugh.
OK. I know.
I remember.
And I was like, whoa.
DOUG HEHNER: That's not romantic.
Once you started going number two in front of each other,
the whole mystery is just gone.
What mystery are you talking about?
Like, what your poo smells like?
ASHLEY PETTA: To me, when you say
keep the mystery, like, that would be like,
what is he doing in there?
Like, that's the mystery.
I remember the first time you peed with the door open.
I'm like, what is-- what's good with this?
Oh yeah.
I will never forget your thing.
"My wife pees with the door open."
JEPHTE PIERRE: I don't like that.
No me gusta.
You did a lot of things that you shouldn't do with somebody
that you just met.
MAN: (SINGING) Go, go, go, go.
This isn't-- how did this become about us?
Like.
If I poop in front of you?
I-- I'd be really uncomfortable.
[LAUGHS]
So I won't.
Yeah.
You tell me my poop stinks.
I don't tell you it stinks.
SHAWNIECE JACKSON: First of all, you didn't even know when
I pooped when we first met.
The first time--
[LAUGHTER]
The first time I knew, the whole house knew.
[LAUGHTER]
JAMIE OTIS-HEHNER: Does it bother you that the door
is open when I pee?
Mm-hmm.
- It does? - Yeah, it's just--
Then why don't you say something?
We've been married for six years, Doug.
Well, because it's almost, like,
disrespectful, in my opinion.
This is how I feel about it.
Tell me how you really feel.
SHAWNIECE JACKSON: You know what?
Screw you, Jephte [INAUDIBLE].
I had no other choice.
Yeah.
JAMIE OTIS-HEHNER: Who cares?
I don't know.
Like, it's just poop.
This whole topic stinks.
No pun intended.
All right, that's it for tonight's
episode of "Couples Couch."
We'll see you next time.
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