(gentle music)
- Shut up. Shut up. Shut up. Shut up.
Shut up. Stop talking.
Shut the hell up 'cause I got something to show you.
Something that made me so (shouts) angry.
World's most useless hack. Look at this.
Ooh! Oh no! Homegirl can't reach the top of her shelf.
Maybe a reasonable person would grab a stool or a chair.
But no. No, we don't.
Even better.
Here's a great hack that anyone in their household
can use at any moment.
Just grab yourself a pair,
a bunch of flip-flops.
You know. flip-flops, what you just carry around your house,
all over the place.
We all have like five flip-flops in our closet, right?
Pairs we obviously don't wear.
So, you know what?
Let's just rip off the top,
glue them all together to create platform flip-flops
to then grab things at higher spaces.
How the hell did the box get up there
in the first place, girl?
What did you use to get it up there, girl?
Why can't you use it again?
It's obviously your house. Like what?
The most useless hack I've ever seen in my entire life,
both money wise and ingenuity wise.
And why the hell is 5-Minute Crafts so horny
when it comes to hot glue?
Why the hell does 5-Minute Crafts use that
for literally every single craft?
You want a hack?
Get some hot glue and put it on something, girl.
It's gonna work regardless.
Hot glue some toothpaste to stop a door,
hot glue a nail to stick it in a bigger hole,
even hot glue a toothbrush, girl.
5-Minute Crafts is a company purposely made
to just fill the internet with some random bullshit.
And you know what, it's working,
because girl, I'm talking about it
and now that makes them more relevant.
I don't care. I don't care.
Made me angry. Watch it again.
(upbeat music)
What the fuck! One more time.
(upbeat music)
(shouts) Oh, my God. Aah!
And there was also another hack
where she used leaf clippings
to make fake nails.
I'm like, "Girl, acrylics cost less than a plant."
Honestly, honestly.
Honestly, in these days,
I actually don't know how much an acrylic costs.
Don't come for me for that.
But it made me really angry.
It is the most stupid thing I've ever seen.
So today we're gonna do it.
And not with just a stupid little stack
of flip-flops like she did, girl.
I'm trying to get heights, okay?
If I'm making a hack like this,
that's this ridiculous,
then we're gonna make it work
for serious shit, okay?
But I didn't just get one pair of flip-flops,
not two, not even five, girl,
but 10 pairs of flip-flops.
And today we're gonna glue them together
and hope I do not break an ankle.
Okay. Okay.
Fuck you. Let's do this.
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(awkward silence)
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(chants) Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii.
Shut up, Rachel Ty.
So I've calmed down a little bit.
I'm less angry, okay?
I ate some food. I'm not myself when I'm hungry.
Okay girl? No stay commercial about me.
And now I'm sitting on my couch.
♪ You are so beautiful ♪
♪ To me ♪
♪ Can't you see ♪
Yeah, here's the pile of sandals
and we're just gonna get to it, girl.
These are gonna be the ones on the top
'cause they're the only black and white striped ones I have.
That's right kids.
We believe in integration on this channel.
(national anthem music)
Okay. Now we gotta get to snipping.
How the hell are we doing this? (laughs)
I guess we'll do both sides simultaneously
so they all come together.
Also, she like pulls them out of the sandal.
Like girl, get your ass some scissors.
What is wrong with you?
You did all that mess
and all you have to do is. (scissors snipping)
Wow. Holy shit.
This is probably gonna take me longer than I think.
And why shouldn't I fucking work?
Part of me does not understand how a company
has survived so long
creating a bunch of bullshit on the internet.
But at the same time, I do the same thing
and here I am.
(awkward silence)
Shut up.
I wanna try to alternate the colors
to make like a weird stripe effect.
Makes them really cute looking platforms
and then sell them on internet for a million
fucking NFT.
We're making non fungible sandals.
Fuck you.
Okay. Now it's glue time.
Here you go 5-Minute Crafts.
Try not to moan that hard.
♪ You are so beautiful ♪
Oh shit. It's not even on. Wait. (laughs)
♪ You are so beautiful ♪
How does this not melt the sandal?
♪ To me ♪
♪ Can't you see ♪
Calm down. Calm down 5-Minute Crafts. Calm down.
Whenever you guys see a glue gun,
you're already ready to make 500 different hats.
Two layers down. Eight more sandals to go.
Jesus Chri- (scissors snipping)
♪ You are so beautiful ♪
Girl, I'm already tired.
I'm about to go through so many glue sticks
just to do this one project, y'all.
This is hurting my bank account.
Ugh!
Y'all probably can't see it,
but every single time the hot glue touches this sandal,
a puff of smoke comes off of it.
Gigantic puff of it.
I might be inhaling something so toxic right now.
Four.
Kill me.
Is there ever times where you reflect on your childhood,
especially the moments in time people ask,
"What do you wanna be when you grow up?"
And I always used to tell everyone
I wanted to be an aerospace engineer.
I guess I'm close.
♪ You are so ♪
(shouts) Hot hot hot!
You didn't see shit. You didn't see shit.
Shut up. Shut up. Shut the hell up. Shut up.
You saw nothing. Did I say ou, ow?
I meant ooh, five.
(laughs)
I think this is the same amount the girl had
in the video and girl,
this is literally like four inches.
Literally jump. Wait a minute, let me see.
Girl, shut up. Shut up, girl.
This is literally nothing with your dramatic ass.
Girl, just jump. Oh no, I can't reach the box I really need.
Okay, let me.
Bitch. Don't ask where my bandaid came from.
It's always been there. Shut up.
I'm already halfway done.
I don't know why I was complaining
like this is gonna be hard.
I mean, it would take less time to just grab a chair
or go out and buy a step ladder.
But hey, you got something to reach and no step ladder,
and for some reason, a surprising amount of sandals,
here you go 5-Minute Crafts.
Now I'm being extra careful girl
because I burned my finger and I don't wanna do it again.
I mean, I did not burn my finger.
I'm professional here.
Boom, six.
It'd probably be harder if I didn't have scissors
like that woman.
She didn't have anything in her house.
She had the audacity to buy a shelf
and put a bunch of boxes on it
but girl coulda get a ladder
or some scissors.
She had the audacity to get a bunch of sandals, a shelf,
a bunch of boxes and a glue gun
but the girl couldn't get a ladder
or some scissors?
Could've been me. I don't know.
♪ You are so ♪ Seven.
Yes, the dripping hot glue
on the side was an art choice, okay?
Easy is shaking.
♪ You are ♪
I'm surprised more hasn't gone wrong.
I mean girl, I'm professional.
I am 5-Minute Crafts. What do you mean?
That's my company.
My name Mac is just an acronym for 5-Minute Crafts.
Mfive, Aminute,
Crafts.
Shut up.
♪ So beautiful. ♪ Ah!
All we gotta do is put on an interracial top
and then we're good.
This was easy, girl. - Easy.
- And there we go!
Got ourselves a pair of platform sandals, girl.
Willow Pill, eat your heart out.
Some of you gays know that reference.
Kind of wanted more height to it,
but I wasn't about to blow a hole in my pocket
or on the rest of my entire body.
Look it. Unbudgeable.
These can last me forever
until I decide to throw them out,
which I won't because I wanna save the environment.
Ha ha.
I did this so you don't have to, okay?
Oh, now let's try them on.
(dramatic music)
(dramatic music intensifies)
(silence)
Nope. Still need a ladder.
♪ You are so beautiful ♪
♪ To me ♪
Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!
(laughs)
Girl, why am I stunning though?
Like, wait a minute.
Ooh, look at her, girl.
Where's she going? (laughs)
She got the new Balenciagas.
What is this girl? What is this?
These are 100% a mess.
And I already fell. My knees hurt now.
Girl, why have I never wore platforms before?
Why is this my first time?
Why is this my introduction?
Bitch. Bitch. Ooh. Okay. No.
Woo.
That didn't happen. You saw nothing.
Ooh, she's serving. Model walk.
Pose. (laughs)
After that second fall, now my feet really hurt.
I don't know how I feel about them anymore.
I'm kinda over it. (laughs)
But gimme a second. Let me come to you.
Let me come to you.
(slow feet tapping)
I'm kinda over it. (laughs)
What we learn today, kids?
I don't know, but obviously not enough. (laughs)
Oh my God. My feet are cramping!
(screams) Ooh, ow! Ooh. Ugh!
Shout out to lesbian.
We all trip when we hear the word lesbian, right?
Right girls? Right girls? (laughs)
Shout out to Lesbianpog and Introkoo
who retweeted my last video on Twitter.
Comment down below.
What is one of the stupidest hacks you've ever seen
on the internet?
Either TikTok or YouTube or Instagram or Twitter.
Tell me about it. Post the link if you can.
I don't know. Tweet me a link or something.
Maybe one day I might recreate it for you, okay?
Y'all currently cannot see
but my legs are absolutely shaking
for no reason whatsoever.
I'm not having any problems.
They're just having a party, girl.
And anyways, I'm gonna go. I'm tired of crouching.
Thank you so much Blue Land for sponsoring this video.
My name is Mac and don't forget to like, comment,
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