- McQueen!
- Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
- McQueen!
- Mater, I'm in no hurry!
- You don't need to go so fast!
- McQueen's back! - Aah!
- McQueen's back! - Ugh!
- McQueen's back! - Aah!
- McQueen's back! - Woohoo!
- McQueen's back! - Ooh, ooh!
- McQueen's back! - Aah!
- Oh, Lighting, welcome home!
- Good to have you back, Honey!
- Congratulations, man!
- Welcome home, Soldier.
- It's good to be home, everybody.
- Mater! - McQueen!
- Aah!
- Whoa! Whoa!
- Whoa!
- Hey! How far'd you make it this time, Otis?
- Half-way to the county line.
- Not bad, man.
- I know, I can't believe it either.
- Aww, you know who you're talking to?
This is Lightning McQueen.
I can handle anything.
Uh, Mater...
- Just remember, your brakes ain't gonna work
on these.
- Mater!
- Aw, relax, these train tracks ain't been used in years.
(Train horn blowing)
(Mater laughing)
- Faster, faster! Come on, come on! Faster!
(Lizzie laughing)
(Mater laughing)
- Wow, yeah. Uh, I don't know. You think?
- It's gonna be good.
(horn honking)
(metal clanking)
(Mater laughing)
- Did you see that?
- This ain't gonna be good.
(exhaust pipe blowing)
- Haha! Boy, this was the best day ever.
- My name is Mater and I'll be your waiter.
Mater the waiter. That's funny right there.
- Mater, you work here?
- Well, yeah, I work here.
What'd you think?
I just snuck in here when nobody was looking
and pretended to be your waiter,
just so I could hang out with you?
- Oh, yeah, how ridiculous would that be?
- Now, can I start you two lovebirds off
with a couple drinks?
- Yes, I'll have my usual.
- You know what? I'm gonna have that, too.
- Uh, right. You're usual.
(Lightning laughing)
- Hey, whatcha got here that's free?
How about that pistachio ice cream?
- No, no. Wasabi.
- Oh, same old, same old. What's up with you?
That looks delicious.
Uh, a little more please?
It is free, right?
Keep it coming.
Little more.
Come on, let's go. It's free.
You're getting there.
Dude, scoop.
There ya go.
Now that's a scoop of ice cream.
(server speaking in foreign language)
- And now, our last competitor,
Number 95, Lightning McQueen.
- Ka-chow!
Thank you so much for having us, Sir Axlerod.
I really look forward to racing.
It' a great opportunity.
- Oh, the pleasure is all ours, Lightning.
You and your team bring excellence and professionalism
to this competition.
- Aah!
Someone get me water!
Wow wee.
What in the?
(cartoon speaking in foreign language)
- Hey, that tickles!
(cartoon speaking in foreign language)
(Mater screaming)
(cartoon speaking in foreign language)
- Whatever you do, I would not go in there.
- Yeah, I think that should just about do it.
- Perfect.
- So, Mater, it's voice activated, but, you know,
everthing's voice activated these days.
- What? I thought you were supposed
to be making me a disguise.
- [Computer] Voice recognized. Disguise program initiated.
- Haha. Cool! Hey, computer, make me a German truck.
- [Computer] Acknowledged.
- Check it out.
I'm wearing lederhosen.
Make me a monster truck.
- [Computer] Acknowledged.
- What the? I want to siphon your gas.
- Now make me a taco truck.
- [Computer] Acknowledged.
(car horn playing music)
- A funny car.
- [Computer] Acknowledged.
(engine revving)
- The idea is to keep a low profile, Mater.
- What do you mean, don't talk to you?
So you want me to stop talking to you?
Right now?
- You are acting strange today, Ivan.
- I have no idea what you're talking about, Alexander Hugo,
A.K.A Chop Shop Alex.
Hey, you got a lot of A.K.A.'s, Alex.
But I guess that makes sense,
seeing how you're wanted in France and Germany...
- Mater, Stop it! - And Czech Republic.
- Okay, okay. Keep your voice down.
You gonna make me arrested.
- Don't mess with Ivan today.
He's in a bad mood.
- He's so good.
(Mater making noises)
- Mater, let's go. You're on.
(ceremonial music)
- Your Majesty, may I present,
for the investiture of honorary knighthood
of the British realm,
Tow Mater of Radiator Springs.
- Go get 'em, Buddy.
- I hereby dub thee, Sir Tow Mater.
(crowd cheering)
- Sir? Shoot. You can just call me Mater, Your Majesty.
I don't wanna hear none of this sir business.
By the way, have y'all met each other?
Queen, McQueen.
McQueen, Queen.
McQueen, McMissile.
McMissile, McQueen.
Queen, McMissle.
(upbeat music)