[MUSIC PLAYING]
BERT: Wow, Isn't this terrific, Ernie?
A real Egyptian pyramid.
ERNIE: I don't know, Bert.
I'm afraid.
BERT: Afraid of what?
I mean, this is wonderful.
Look, with all the exciting new discoveries.
ERNIE: Yeah?
BERT: Yeah, look at all the knowledge here.
ERNIE: Well.
BERT: This pyramid must be centuries and thousands, even,
of years old.
This is great.
ERNIE: Yeah, Bert.
BERT: Look at these hieroglyphics, all of this
funny writing.
ERNIE: It's pretty spooky to me, Bert.
BERT: Oh, boy, how exciting.
And look at this.
Look at this funny statue.
ERNIE: Oh, that's a pretty neat statue.
BERT: Oh, this one's a handsome statue.
This is nice.
ERNIE: I think I prefer this one.
BERT: Well, no accounting for taste.
Boy, oh, boy.
Isn't this exciting?
ERNIE: Well, I don't know, Bert.
I'm still--
Let's go home.
BERT: Why?
ERNIE: Well, because I'm kind of afraid, Bert.
BERT: Oh, Ernie, this is a wonderful opportunity.
We spent all this time getting here.
Come on.
Follow me.
OK, let's look around some more.
ERNIE: Yeah, Bert.
BERT: Oh, Ernie, look.
Look at this.
There's a spooky, dark tunnel here.
You want to join me?
ERNIE: Oh, I think I'll wait here, Bert.
BERT: OK, I'll take a look.
Wow.
ERNIE: Oh, dear.
Maybe Bert's right.
Maybe there isn't anything to be afraid of.
It's all in my imagination.
Oh, I'll just look at these statues over here.
Look at that.
[TAP, TAP, TAP]
ERNIE: Bert, Bert, did you tap me?
Bert's not here.
Who tapped me?
Eh, eh, eh!
Eh!
Bert!
Oh, Bert, Bert!
BERT: What, what, what?
Ernie, what?
What is it?
What?
ERNIE: This, this statue here, Bert.
Bert, this statue, it tapped me, Bert.
BERT: This statue tapped you?
ERNIE: It did, Bert.
It just tapped me, Bert.
BERT: This statue here, made of stone, thousands of years
old, it tapped you?
ERNIE: That's right, Bert.
BERT: Ernie.
Ernie, don't you think maybe you were using your
imagination?
Hmm?
ERNIE: [WHIMPER].
BERT: It didn't really tap you.
You were just imagining it, hmm?
Now, come on, leave me alone.
I want to go explore this tunnel.
ERNIE: [WHIMPER].
BERT: Boy, oh, boy.
ERNIE: [WHIMPER].
Well, maybe I'll just-- maybe it was-- maybe it was my
imagination--
sure, it was my imagination.
I'm sure, it was my imagination.
That statue didn't-- you didn't tap me, did you statue?
STATUE: Sure I did.
[SNICKERING].
ERNIE: Bert.
Oh, Bert!
BERT: All right, Ernie.
What is it?
What, what, what, what, what?
ERNIE: The S--
[GASP], the s--
[GASP], the [GASP]
statue just talked to me, Bert.
BERT: The what?
ERNIE: The statue.
It talked to me, Bert.
BERT: The statue?
It tapped you before.
Now, it talked to you?
ERNIE: It talked to me, Bert.
BERT: Oh, it talked to you.
ERNIE: It talked to me.
BERT: Oh, then, let it talk then.
Come on, let's talk.
Come on, statue, talk.
What's the capital of Delaware?
OK.
ERNIE: Go ahead, statue.
Say something, Bert.
BERT: Go ahead, go ahead.
Where do I park my bicycle, huh?
ERNIE: It did talk to me, Bert.
BERT: Ernie, come here.
ERNIE: Oh.
BERT: Don't you think, maybe, maybe, that was your
imagination, too?
Maybe, you let your imagination just run away from
you because you were so scared, hmm?
ERNIE: Maybe, Bert.
BERT: OK, good.
Why don't you maybe sing a song, hmm?
That'll make you feel better, huh?
ERNIE: Yeah, Bert.
BERT: Yeah, you won't be that scared then, OK?
ERNIE: OK, Bert.
[SINGING]
Rubber Ducky, you're the one.
You make bath time lots of fun.
Rubber Ducky, I'm awfully fond of you--
STATUE: Do, do, do, do, do.
Do, do do, do, do, do--
ERNIE AND STATUE: Do.
ERNIE: Wow.
ERNIE AND STATUE: Do do do do do do do, do, do.
ERNIE: Oh, Bert will never believe this.
ERNIE AND STATUE:
Do, do, do do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do,do.
ERNIE: Do, do, do, do, Bert.
A do, di, do, a, do, di, do, di, do, do, do, do.
Hey, Bert.
Do, a, do, di, do, do, do, do, do, di, do, do, do.
BERT: Ernie, what are you doing?
ERNIE: --do, do.
Me and the statue are dancing, Bert.
The statue is a great dancer, too.
BERT: The statue is dancing now?
ERNIE: Well, it was, Bert.
BERT: It was dancing.
ERNIE: It was dancing.
And it was singing, too, Bert.
BERT: [SIGH].
Ernie, why don't we just go home?
ERNIE: But, but-- the statue knows Rubber Ducky, Bert.
BERT: Sure, sure.
Come on, come on.
ERNIE: We were dancing.
Honest we were, Bert.
BERT: Sure, we'll we'll just take a rest, Ernie.
Come on, let's go home.
That's it.
ERNIE: Well, OK, Bert.
BERT: Sure.
ERNIE: The statue really.
Um, hmm.
Bye-bye, statue.
BERT: Yeah, uh, bye-bye, statue [LAUGHING].
STATUE: Bye-bye, [SNICKERING].
BERT: Ernie!