Kathleen Kelly hello this is a
coincidence would you mind if I said yes
yes I would actually I'm expecting
someone
thanks Pride and Prejudice do you mind
I bet you read that book every year I
bet you just love that mr. Darcy and
you're sentimental heart just beats
widely the thought that he and um well
you know whatever her name is are truly
honestly going to end up together can I
get you something
no he's not staying Mochaccino peek at
non-factor no no you are not staying
I'll just stay here enjoy your friend
gets here she is he late the heroine of
Pride and Prejudice is Elizabeth Bennet
she is one of the greatest and most
complex characters ever written not that
you would know as a matter of fact I've
read it oh well good for you did you
discover a lot of things if you really
knew me if I really knew you I know what
I would find instead of a brain in a
cash register instead of a heart a
bottom line what I just have it right
through what is it I have you to thank
for it for the first time in my life
when confronted with a horrible
insensitive person I knew exactly what I
wanted to say and I said well I think
you have a gift for it that was a
perfect blend of poetry and meanness
meanness let me tell you something about
meaning don't misunderstand me I'm just
trying to pay you a compliment oh oh you
said you know this is a red rose no I
only know it's a crimson rose something
you read about in a book no doubt any to
you isn't it everything is a joke to you
please leave please please leave I beg
you