Ling Ling!
Should we like, twerk our butts?
Nah.
Dude, this is so stupid.
Welcome to the most talented subreddit
in the world!
Oh, yeah baby!
Oh my god, my butt is really stiff.
That's a...
- Ling Ling 40 hour twerk right there. - Yeah.
All that sitting in the orchestra for so long.
- Yeah. - You know?
With that fat ***.
Let's see what the top memes are.
I mean, it's true.
- It's... Yeah. - Everyone's like, "Oh, can you play Für Elise?"
"You play Für..." It's like, uh...
- It's like the pianist version of Canon in D, essentially. - Yeah.
Actually, the second part's actually quite hard.
Yeah! The... It's like, it gets quite intense.
- But most people only wanna hear the... - The beginning anyway.
Yeah.
Very true.
Classical music is...
Especially if it's symphonic works.
So it's not study music.
It's... Whoa!
Next one!
I need to rewatch that.
- Bro, it actually exploded! - Yeah, it went...
When I read the title, I was like,
"Violin exploded," how bad could it be?
- Bro, the whole bridge flew off! - Dude, what... Did he just pizz it?
Yeah, he went...
- Brett: He went to...! - Eddy: How did you pizz it bro?!
It's like, your muscular finger. Bam!
Did you even touch the string or did you go to the bridge?
Eddy: My theory is the bridge was probably leaning.
Brett: Already, right? It's like, bent forward.
Eddy: Yeah, and so it's not actually stable, it's a bit like that.
A luthier once told me, keep it 90 degrees!
At least.
Accurate. Smooth sailing.
Oh, dude.
Dude, Tchaikovsky went all out.
Petition to make the cannon
a staple percussion instrument.
So every piece from now on...
Like, can you imagine going to your cannon lessons
with your teacher, like...
"You must light the fuse."
- Dude, the practice room! - "With a soft wrist."
"And the tone of the fire."
Oh my god.
We should measure, how, like,
expensive a Strad is in units of bubble teas.
- Ohh, how much would that cost? - So, a Strad's what, 10 mil?
Let's say 10 million dollars.
- How much is bubble tea? 5 dollars...? - 5 dollars.
- ...6 dollars. Let's just say 5. - Yeah, 5 dollars.
If you drink a bubble tea a day...
That's 5000 years' supply!
5479 years' supply of bubble tea.
You can feed everyone here...
- ...on the Reddit right now. - Yeah. Oh my god.
All you Ling Ling wannabes, just sell a Strad.
We all get lots of bubble teas.
- Correct. - Yes.
By Beethoven.
Very nice, very nice.
- Bro, don't eat it. - Yeah.
You'll need to call the toxic healthline.
- Toxic healthline, yeah. - Yeah.
- Dude, it looks... - Do not eat it.
I can see the appeal. It looks so...
- Brett: It looks like candy. - Eddy: Like toffee or something.
Brett: Yeah, oh... Like a sweet toffee.
- Yum. - Mmmm.
But don't eat it.
Oh, dude!
That's so true.
It's so true!
I mean, hey.
It's the eternal struggle for musicians.
We're just trying to play that next cool piece, but...
We always find out it's harder than we expect.
Oh, is it coming out again?
Oh, I can't wait!
- Roast season is back! - Yeah, we're back!
- I've been waiting for so long, actually. - Yeah.
- Since 2020, let's go. - Let's go.
Brett: What's this guy's name, clapping?
Brett: He's like, my favorite guy.
Yeah, I love that guy! Patrick, I think.
The one when he goes...
Yeah...!
- I love this. Oh, that's awesome! - That's sick!
I want bubble tea.
Oh, can I post it on my story?
- Like, can we post it on... - Yeah!
- ...TwoSet Violin Instagram. - Dude, I love that.
Dude.
Brett: Whoa...!
- Brett: Dude, you look messed up! - Eddy: I was dead.
Eddy: I was messed up.
I remember we kept going back to the good ones.
- Yeah. - Like, "Oh, we need a bit of that uh,
- Tiger Sugar, oh, the HEYTEA..." - Oh, I love the HEYTEA.
I realized, at the end of the edit,
we messed up.
Eddy: 'Cause the screen recording messed up.
Eddy: And it showed HEYTEA in the A tier.
- But we actually moved it to S tier. - Oh, that's true! It's S tier, yeah.
I mean, you guys probably don't care,
but for my own conscience...
- I need to let the world know, - Yeah, yeah.
- HEYTEA is S tier. - It's quite up there.
- I'm hungry all of a sudden. - Oh, yeah.
That's a good one.
Every student's gonna say that now.
- That's actually a good one. - Yeah. On your next lesson, guys,
if you actually did not practice, that might...
- Yeah. - It might just save you.
Maybe not.
(both) Doh-ge!
- Do you think animals enjoy music? - Animals dream.
- They dream, right? - I think so.
They dream. Okay.
Animals enjoy mus...
- I've seen videos of animals reacting to music. - Yeah.
- Yes. - But whether or not they enjoy it...
Do you think they would play
a musical instrument if they could?
Well, some birds sing to each other.
But actually, I don't...
But that's more like a mating...
...thing. I have no idea.
I'm not, we're not experts.
I never had a pet in my life.
- Yeah. Yeah...! - We're talking as if we're experts, like...
Hmmm...
Hmmmm!
- No idea. - I have no clue.
See, I can't really relate to that because I feel like
all mistakes just happen for me.
- But hey! - That is so true.
I've never walked into a recital being like...
- "Mwah! 100%!" - "I've never messed this up before," right?
- Yeah, hundred... It's always gonna happen. - Yeah.
It's just about managing it,
and minimizing it, and doing the best you can.
Yep!
Fugue you, smart***.
I feel like I tell myself that anyway.
It's pretty funny, because, um...
We got a pretty exciting video coming up soon,
where, um...
I mean, I don't wanna give it away, but...
- We gotta play some very difficult pieces. - Yeah.
And we were just saying, earlier today,
"What if I just get roasted for my intonation?"
I could totally see it happen, though!
Imagine you said that to... the person.
No!
Oh, imagine I did that!
- Oh, no way! I would never, I can't. - Nah.
- Nah, impossible. - Never.
Not if you're the mum from that TV show!
- Oh, yeah! - What Would You Do?
- The Karen mum. - Oh, dude.
To all the supportive mums out there in the world...
(both) Thank you.
- Thank you. Thanks, mum! - Oh, Mother's Day is coming up!
Oh, yeah! Thank you mum!
Yeah, thanks mum!
Thanks, mum!
Love you, mum!
Is that true?!
You can destroy... create a black hole?
By making sound??
- I don't know. Yeah. - I don't know, I'll Google it.
Dude, Hilary's pinky is like...
- Next level. - Dude, it's...
Dude, Hilary Hahn's pinky is like a sniper!
Yeah.
Yeah!
Yeah, that's definitely my pinky.
Yep.
Dude, that's so true!
I mean, for me, not violin but...
Every sport I played,
was from an anime.
Yeah...!
So I remember I watched this soccer anime once,
I would wanna play soccer.
I watched a tennis, Prince of Tennis.
- Yeah. - I bought a tennis racket.
- Oh, I...! Yeah, I remember! - Yeah, I had a tennis phase.
And then, um...
Wasn't there a basketball one?
- No, that's recent. - But basketball, I feel like...
- It was just from basketball. I just liked basketball. - Yeah.
- But those two definitely came from anime. - Prince of Tennis.
(both) Yeah.
All right guys, look,
Brett: 225,000 Ling Ling wannabes!
Thank you for being a part of this community.
It's great to be a part of this journey.
Let's keep it up.
And...
We're hungry, we're gonna go practice.
And you gotta go practice, so...
Accent the like button.
And we'll see you guys next time.