Okay, so 2 Canadians are on a plane.
One says to the other
"Ahh so, my girlfriend just dumped me eyy..."
"Aww, don't worry bro y'know what they say...
"Every cloud has a silver lining."
"Aww, thanks man... Wait what?"
"So, dude. What do you do for a living?"
"Aww, y'know. I just fly planes."
"Oh yah?! Which ones?"
"Oh, this one eyy"
"Aww that's cool!"
*Peanut bag rustling*
*Peanut bag opens*
Hahaha! Just kidding Canada! You know I love you really!
Some of my best friends are Canadian.