Woooah!
I am ready!
Hello Lions, Eagles, Snakes and Badgers!
I am here, I am so excited!
I am your dark friendly neighbourhood Slytherin Rebecca Felgate, and I am here to talk about
the DARK SIDE of the Harry Potter fandom.
Before I get started I just want to say, please do leave me a good thumbs up and leave me
a comment letting me know what you think to Slytherin House and what you think to the
dark lord and I will try and reply to all of the comments, because.... that's what I
am going to do.
So obviously I am a Slytherin, and while I strongly uphold I am a good one, there is
darkness in my dungeon and...I Wanna explore it!
I wanted to start with a video about Death Eaters and their varying levels of savagery!
Join me as we talk about the seven most savage Death Eaters of ALL TIME.
Yes, I have given each a savage rating.
Let’s start with baby death eater, the diet coke of death eater, we have Draco Malfoy
Bless him, his heart wasn’t quite in it, was it?
Draco is primed from birth to be a death eater by his dad Lucius and his mum Narcissa…despite
having parents who seemingly love each other, Draco grew up bitter and entitled…something
he enacts around the halls of Hogwarts.
He is largely pressured into being a death eater, rather than being born with a desire
for evil like his dad.
In terms of savagery…well… he tries to cast the Crutacius curse on old Hazza, but
fails, and we know what happens then.
After that, he tries to kill Dumbledore, which is Savage as F…but he doesn’t.
He also cries when Crabbe dies.
While he is a pretty good bully, he is no match for the other death eaters, so he gets
a Savage rating of ACID POP….which really is just sour confectionary.
Yaxley Corban Yaxley is a brute who fights Death
Eater style in many battles.
Yaxley places the Imperius curse on Pius Thicknesse, manipulating him as Minister of Magic and
faciliting the murder of Rufus Scrimgeour.
He is mates with bloody Delores Umbridge, who we know is a total wench.
While he is evil, he doesn’t really get his hands dirty….he’s more of a snivelling
weasel type, like Pettigrew, than an instigator of true destruction…so his savage level
is Imperius Curse….
The most forgivable of the unforgivable.
Lucius Malfoy
Lucius….ergh.
The name sends shivers down my spine.
The man destroys his own son…or I guess more accurately, sacrifices him for the cause.
He is the total definition of evil schemer….
He used to make charitable donations to St Mungos just to keep his rep in check.
Lucius is the leader of the death eaters and totally all about blood supremecy.
So far as I am aware though, he doesn’t kill anyone.
In the end he gives up a life of dastardly deeds for the love of his family.
While he is a sassy silver haired savage, his savage level is a very on the fence dark
mark.
Fenir Greyback Hmmm, well he doesn’t totally count as a
death eater as he doesn’t have a dark mark, but he does align with Voldy and fight with
the death eaters, so he is kind of an honorary death eater.
What a treat.
He is literally known as a savage werewolf and he attacks his victims by waiting til
the full moon and letting loose.
He infects many a good wizard, including Remus Lupin.
He also attacks harry and badly wounds bill weasley.
Fenir is scheming and does evil deeds for money… he is also weirdly sexually inappropriate
to Hermione.
He’s a savage, but he’s more Sectumsepra than Avada Kedavra.
Barty Crouch Jnr Oh Barty, you terror!
Crouch Jnr survives a stint in Azkaban, which is pretty hardcore.
He is the guy that tourtured Neville’s parents into insanity, which isn’t a nice thing
to do.
He then puts his own dad under the Imperius Curse.
He also captures Mad Eye Moody and locks him in a trunk for months.
He orchestrates the Triwizard debackle, which makes him a brainy savage too.
His demise was as savage as him – he had his soul sucked out his face!
His savage level is CRUTACIOUS… not the worst of the unforgivable curses… but still
pretty unforgivable.
Antonin Dolohov OH.
NO.
This Slavic longtime death eater is MEAN with a capital M. He tortures Muggles and murders
Molly Weasley’s Brothers, Gideon and Fabian Prewett.
He survives a stint at Azkaban and breaks out…..TWICE.
He fights in the Battle of the Department of Mysteries and hurts Hermione….also…..his
possible worst offence, to us fans anyway, he is the death eater that delivers the final
blow to our mate Remus Lupin.
His Savage rating is straight up Avada Kedavra.
OKAY, the most savage death eater of them all is unsurprisingly Bellatrix LeStrange….
She is cray and NOT OKAY.
She is the kind of savage that comes from being criminally insane…so, you know, there’s
that!
She is the first female death eater, and the most vicious of them all.
She isn’t afraid to get her hands dirty!
She seems to take pleasure in torture, she also took part in the horrifying attacks on
the longbottoms.
She also survives a stint in Azkaban, she kills her cousin Sirius Black, she fights
in many battles and she attempts to kill Ginny and succeeds in killing Tonks.
She also…if the Cursed Child is Cannon…took a ride on the Dark Lord Train…if you know
what I mean…making her the craziest savage of them all!
Her savage rating goes beyond Avada Kedavra….she is her own savage rating…she is Bellatrix
savage!
We could play a dark mark drinking game for how many times I have said savage in this
video.
Good.
Great.
So...are there any dark wizards watching?
What do you think to this video?
Do you agree with my list?
Also, question for you.... do you guys think that Delores Umbridge was a death eater?
That is UP for debate.
Thank you guys for watching I hope to see you lions, Eagles Snakes and badgers soon!
Stay SAVAGE.....uh..bye!