(calm music)
- That's stupid.
Okay, all right, just do it, just do it.
Mirror, mirror on the ...
- Yep, what's up?
Can I help you? - Hi, yeah.
- 'Cause wanna hang out or what you just (mumbles).
- Yeah, I just talk or hang.
You don't have to wear a mask.
- It's preventative, I'm saving lives.
- No, yeah.
- It's because I'm a lifesaver.
- Well, it's just.
- You know like the candy but for humans.
- No, you don't have to wear a mask because
you're not a real person.
Because you're a fairy godmother or like a mirror
of magic mirror.
Yeah, look we never really clarified what she is.
And we're a little bit too deep into this.
So just if you don't mind,
I'm gonna keep going along with this
and we can avoid this part.
- So what's up?
What's up buttercup?
- Well, I-- - You need advice?
- Yeah, yeah, um ...
Are you more drunk than usual?
- No, I because everybody's in quarantine.
Everybody's at home and there to flatten the curve.
Okay, so it just, it goes like this and everybody
going to flatten and everybody coming out 7:30 (claps).
Truth to that.
But you needed something?
What did you need?
- Just to talk, I guess.
I can't believe it's come to this.
- I can.
'Cause you do not have many friends.
- Wow, straight for the jugular.
- Well.
- I actually, I just it's fine.
I'm fine, I just wanted to check on you.
I wanted to support you because I'm handling this fine.
I'm doing so much with my quarantine time.
And I've got so much going on.
- You are working on what?
What are you working on?
- Um, well, for example,
just to give you an example,
I've been meditating.
I was gonna meditate.
- Why?
- Just for inner peace.
- Oh.
- Yeah, it's supposed to be good for--
- What you don't move?
- Yeah.
- You're just quiet all the time?
- Mm-hmm.
- So perfectly quiet.
- Yeah.
- So a freeze game?
- No, it's not a freeze game.
We're not playing the freeze game right now.
Can you not?
I just saw you blink.
Simon says, unfreeze.
So anyway, it's supposed to be good for stress.
- What else are you doing?
- Well, I'm gonna work on my French.
- Boring.
- And I'm gonna work out and work.
And I have a whole stack of books I'm gonna read.
And I'm gonna write my screenplay.
- Is that the one about the people on a boat?
- It's a "Love boat" revival.
It's a timeless classic that everybody loves.
These people on this boat.
- Oh, it feels like it's a little bit tone deaf
because of the cruise ships and people getting sick.
- Well, it's people are gonna love it.
So I've got a lot going on that I'm working on.
- Have you started any of it?
- No.
No, I haven't but now I've got the time.
So now I'm gonna ...
- You kinda look like you're having a panic attack.
- Yeah, I think I'm having a panic attack.
- Maybe don't do that.
You should stop.
- Why are you ...
You give terrible advice do you know that?
It's the worst advice.
- I don't know why you're trying to make so much happen.
- What do you mean?
- 'Cause it's middle of pandemic.
- Well, it's just I just wanna use this time wisely,
'cause I don't wanna waste time.
- But it's pandemic.
'Cause so anytime not sick it time well spent.
- Well, I just feel like I'm not handling it very well.
- See, that's the problem.
There's not a proper protocol for this today.
Like, you need to worry.
Look, here's the way you need to do.
It's a rough time for everybody.
And everybody's anxious and it's rough.
It's stressful, so but if you put additional stress
with these impossible goals on yourself,
you have to also comprehend a global crisis same time.
It's too much.
So you need focus on being patient with yourself.
Okay.
Then you digest everything that's happening
in a healthy way.
And that might mean that you have unproductive days.
This is about you doing what you need for what
you need right now in this moment.
- Wow. - Okay.
- Did you just give me good advice?
Like did you?
'Cause I feel better.
- Have you ever noticed that your face is not symmetrical.
Like that right side, it's pretty fucked up.
Only on one side.
- Okay.