The immigration debate continues to dominate the news.
Families separated, children in cages,
and now people are going hungry.
A Virginia restaurant refused service
to White House Press Secretary Sarah Sanders.
Stephanie Wilkinson, owner of the Red Hen
in Lexington, Virginia, told the Washington Post
she asked Sanders to leave because she works
for a "inhuman and unethical administration."
That's right. A Virginia restaurant
tossed Sarah Huckabee Sanders out and refused her service.
-And I know... No. -(whooping)
I know that you guys are cheering, but, I'm sorry,
I think that was the wrong thing to do.
I think what the restaurant should have done
is treated her the same way she treats the press.
Yeah, they should have just brought her an empty plate,
and then when she goes, "Uh, where's my food?"
you go, "Oh, it's right there. It's right there.
-It's-it's right there." -(cheering and applause)
She'll be like, "There's no food."
And they'll be like, "Well, the chef told us there's food,
"so there must be food there.
And that's our position. That's it."
You know, when you think about it, when you think about it,
asking Sanders to leave
was probably the nicest thing they could have done.
The waiter was probably like, "Listen, if I'm being honest,
"all the chefs are jizzing in your food right now,
"so if I were you,
"I'd go get a pizza at one of those places
where you can watch them make it. Yeah."
So, look, all in all, I'm gonna be honest,
I don't think this was so bad for Sarah Huckabee Sanders.
Of course, she sees the whole incident a little differently.
Here's what, uh, the press secretary for President Trump
tweeted out. She writes, "Last night I was told by the owner
"of Red Hen in Lexington, Virginia to leave
"because I work for President Trump
"and I politely left.
"Her actions say far more about her than about me.
"I always do my best to treat people,
"including those I disagree with, respectfully
and will continue to do so."
Really?
You always do your best to treat people with respect?
Come on, Sarah.
We've seen how you treat journalists on TV.
Like, come on, you can't lie about your job
when your job is on camera.
Yeah. Just ask the police.
It comes back to bite you every time.
And, actually, and, actually,
wh-when you look at what happened,
Sarah Sanders didn't get that bad a deal.
Yes, they asked her to leave.
But they had already served her a cheese board.
Right? It was a cheese board appetizer,
which they didn't charge her for.
Yeah. And, honestly, if I was Sarah Huckabee Sanders,
instead of complaining about this,
I would use it to my advantage.
Yeah. I'd just go to different restaurants
in a disguise
and then I'd order all my cheese
and then once I'd got it, I'd reveal myself like,
"Aha! It is I,
"Sarah Huckabee Sanders!
"From the Trump administration!
Y'all got cheesed, bitches!"
You'll just be getting free food the whole time.
Yeah, the-the only way that wouldn't work,
the only time it wouldn't work, is if the restaurant
was owned by an immigrant. 'Cause, immigrants,
we don't play those games. Like, we'll kick you out
and still make you pay. Yeah.
Yeah, an immigrant owner, he'd be like,
"You need to get out. Sarah, you need to get out. You nee..."
She's like, "I'm getting out." "No, no, first you pay.
You pay first. Then you get out."
"But you're kicking us out." "Yes, I'm kicking you out,
"and you're going to pay, okay?
"Cheese is not free. Cheese is not political, okay?
"Cheese is not Trump or Democrat, okay?
Yeah, you eat the cheese, you pay, you leave."
Now, as you might expect, uh,
the president of the United States
quickly jumped to Sanders' defense.
I mean, not physically, of course, because of bone spurs,
but he did it on Twitter.
REPORTER: The president just tweeted about it.
He said, "The Red Hen Restaurant should focus more
"on cleaning its filthy canopies,
"doors and windows (badly needs a paint job)
"rather than refusing to serve a fine person
"like Sarah Huckabee Sanders.
"I always had a rule,
"if a restaurant is dirty on the outside,
it is dirty on the inside!"
I love how President Trump always goes right
to the appearance of something, you know,
even when it makes no sense. He's like,
"Oh, yeah? Well, guess what, restaurant,
"you ugly. Yeah.
I wouldn't eat there with Mike Pence's dick."
Why are you dissing their looks?
Now, Sanders' farm-to-table
to sidewalk meal was just the latest incident
in a string of Trump folks getting confronted in public.
Last week-- I don't know if you remember--
Homeland Security Secretary Kirstjen Nielsen
had her fiesta gone loco,
and, uh, in Florida, in Florida,
left-wing protestors chased a Trump-friendly
state attorney general, Pam Bondi,
from a screening of the new Mr. Rogers documentary.
Yeah. The weirdest part of that was when Mr. Rogers joined in.
He was like, "Everyone deserves love and compassion...
Is that Pam Bondi? Get the (bleep) out of here."
(laughter, applause)
And now... and now...
And now it's gotten so bad
that even low-level Trump staffers are feeling the heat.
You know, many say dating in D.C. is pretty hard.
Yeah, but apparently, dating in D.C. as a staffer
of the Trump administration-- even harder.
According to an article by Politico,
current and former staffers say
they're often ridiculed by prospective dates online.
Some say they're denied when someone finds out
where they work or that they voted for President Trump.
As a result, many young staffers say they have decided
to date exclusively within the administration.
(laughter, loud groaning)
Oh, that is...
Yo, that is so sad.
(laughter)
White House staff can't get anyone to swipe right on them?
Yeah? Or I guess in their case, far right, right?
And I... and I know... and I know they're saying
they can't get dates online because they work for Trump.
But just look at all these male models
who have worked for Trump, and, uh...
Like something tells me
it's not their political views holding them back. Yeah.
'Cause I know they want to blame the president,
but Trump is smashing. Let's be honest.
Like, these guys...
Like, if you ask me, saying it's about Trump
is just an excuse girls probably use
to let Stephen Miller down easy. It's just like,
"Yeah, I can't date you because of your boss.
"Yeah, it's totally not because you look
like a Slytherin professor, who got MeToo'd, yeah."
(laughter, applause)
So, Trump people are getting a lot of pushback
in public these days.
And there's a lot of debate going on
about whether it's going too far, you know.
But if you ask Democratic Congresswoman Maxine Waters,
this isn't going far enough.
MAN: Maxine Waters told her supporters
to confront other Trump cabinet officials.
(applause and cheering)
Damn, I love how...
(applause and cheering)
I love how...
I love how Maxine Waters has gone
from formal impeachment request,
to "We need to jump this fool and his boys
"wherever we see them-- gas stations, anywhere.
"They're gonna come correct.
We're gonna jump them and tell them how we feel!"
So, look, honestly, uh,
I feel bad for Sarah Sanders and her people, you know.
Some restaurants won't serve them.
People on dating sites prejudge them
before even giving them a chance.
And every time they step outside,
they're made to feel like they don't even belong here.
It's really horrible.
But on the plus side, now the Trump administration has a taste
of what it's like to be a minority.