♪You're my baby and I'll make you Crazy tonight, ooh ♪
I went to the animal shelter and got us a dog!
- Awesome! - Wow!
Uh oh. Looks like this dog has bugs in her fur.
Uh, woof!
- Ew! - Gross!
Oh, it’s okay.
I read on the internet that coffee works great for getting rid of fur bugs!
- Maybe you shouldn’t um… - Jade!
What’s the prob, Dog?
♪ Someday, I'll let you in ♪
♪ Treat you right, drive you outta Your mind, ooh ♪
♪ You never met a chick like me ♪
♪ Burn so bright, I'm gonna Make you blind ♪
♪ Always want what you can't have ♪
♪ Is it so bad if you don't get What you wanted ♪
♪ Make you feel good, as I whip You into shape ♪
♪ Yeah, boy, let's get it started ♪
♪ Give it up, you can't win ♪
♪ 'Cause I know where you've been ♪
♪ Such a shame you don't put up a fight ♪
♪ That's a game that we play at The end of the night ♪
♪ It's the same old story, but You never get it right ♪
♪ Give it up ♪
Let me out.
[screaming]
Why are you doing that?
Because you’re bad.
So, uh, you wrote this movie yourself?
And directed it and starred it in.
Mmm hmm.
♪ All around the mulberry bush ♪
No.
♪ The monkey chased the weasel ♪
♪ The monkey thought ♪
She's gonna sing, huh?
- I don’t understand what… - Shhh.
- But you’re in the bathtub. - Shhh.
Stop it! Dad!
Pop goes the weasel!
[screaming]
- I hate you! - I love you!
- So, sorry. - Heather, Heather Fox?
James Diamond and Carlos Garcia!
From Camp Wonky Donkey!
He-haw!
- Oh, yeah, I remember you guys! -We’re in a band now.
It’s called Big Time Rush!
And we’re shooting a cool video. On the lot!
Wow! That’s totally cool! Hey, we should catch up over lunch sometime.
Good luck shooting your video. Bye!
♪ There is no upper hand, I'm giving you mine ♪
♪ It doesn't have to end up Wasting your time ♪
♪ There's things that I could say, But hear it my way ♪
♪ I want to let you know That it's all okay ♪
If I get to 10 and you’re not out there, I’m going home and we’re over.
One!
I would never fight with you.
Two!
Three!
Four!
Eight!
Nine!
Ten!
This was supposed to be your night.
This was your big chance, so...
For me to go out there and…
And…
I can’t do that to a friend.
Or even to you.
♪ You think you know me But you don't know me ♪
♪ You think you own me But you can't control me ♪
♪ You look at me And there's just one thing that you see ♪
♪ So listen to me ♪
♪ Listen to me ♪
♪ You push me back I push you back ♪
♪ Harder, harder ♪
♪ You scream at me I scream at you ♪
♪ Louder, l-l-l-l-louder ♪
♪ I'm dangerous, I'm warning you But you're not afraid of me ♪
♪ And I can't convince you ♪
♪ You don't know me ♪
♪ And the longer that you stay ♪
♪ The ice is melting ♪
♪ And the pain feels okay It feels okay♪
♪ Hey ♪
- Can you zoom in tighter on Jade? - I think. A-zoom-a-zoom-zoom.
Um.
Ah!
No!
- Okay, no! I’m not… - Picking your nose?
Cat!
I was not picking it!
I was just scratching the outside of my nose, like this!
Oh, yeah. See from this angle, it just looks like you’re…
Don’t say it!
Okay, nobody mentions this to anyone!
- We won’t. - Promise.
- You mean, you picking your nose? - Cat!
Come on.
- I was scratching it! - Right.
Cat! Grab your stuff. We’re going for a ride!
- To where? - To your grandmother’s apartment.
But I told you, she moved to Italy.
No, I called your parents. Your Nona moved to Venice.
Right. That’s in Italy. I looked it up.
Venice, California! It’s 12 miles from here!
Well, that explains why I saw her at the mall last weekend.
You think she’d let me move in with her in Venice of America?
Yes. Your parent’s talked to Nona and she’d love to have you come live with her.
Where I come from, and that’s a dark, dark place.
- Yeah. - We don’t get mad at people. We get even.
Actually, we get mad and then we get even. And sometimes we smear fake blood
on their front door in the middle of the night.
But that seems extreme in this case.