- Vote.
Pick a player to do a shoey.
- (bleep) off!
- Clean.
- It is black on the inside.
- These boots have gone through five years with me.
In the snow, at festivals.
- Eww.
- Oh my gosh.
- Today we're gonna be playing "Cooked Aussies",
which is an Aussie drinking game based on Aussie culture.
(upbeat instrumental music)
- So guys, the rule is Kath & Kim.
Everyone must now talk in a "Kath & Kim" voice.
All right.
- Oh, pronto. - Oh, look at me guys.
- If you get this wrong, you have to do three sips.
- (laughing) I didn't watch Kath & Kim!
- You lose.
(laughing)
The first category is brunch menu items.
- Oh, frick.
- Smashed avo.
- Bacon and eggs.
- This is stress. (laughing)
- Stress, what?
Lisa, I feel like you're not gonna be good at this game.
- Okay, three sips. - Three.
- We're counting. - Three, ready?
- Three big sips, or like?
- Yeah. - Well, like, a sip.
- Three Aussie sips.
- Okay. - Look at me, take a sip.
- Fuck. - Look at me, look at me,
take a sip, Lisa.
- The new rule card is called leftie righty.
- (gasping) Ooh,
I'm left-handed. - Everybody
has to be addressed
by the name of the person sitting to the left of them.
You'd be Isha. - Okay.
- Alex.
- And you'd be Abby.
No. - Wait.
- To the left of them. - No, I'm Alex.
- No, wait I'm confused already. (laughing)
- So you're Alex. - I'd be Isha.
- So I'm Alex.
- Alex, Abby,
- [Both] Isha.
- [Isha] It's fine, let's keep going with me.
And if you (beep) up, that's three sips.
- Aww.
- Ooh!
(giggling)
Vote: pick a player to do a shoey.
- (beep) off!
- So I'm gonna vote for--
- No, no no no, it's like... - What?
- You simultaneously vote,
right? - Okay.
- [Audience Member] You vote on three.
- You vote on three. - Okay.
But are we saying, - First point.
- Are we still following the rule?
- [Audience Member] Yes. - Okay.
- So that meant, okay.
- Okay. - Right.
(laughing)
- Okay, three,
- [Both] Two, one.
- [All] Abby!
- I'm not Abby! - You're Abby!
(laughing)
- You voted for yourself! (laughing)
- Alex, Abby,
- [Both] Isha.
- Okay, well.
It's a democracy. - Okay, so it's three sips
and your shoey. - This game's cold.
- Yep, yep.
- Okay, I'm sorry,
can we get a bit of a close-up - Eww.
on how foul this thing is?
Like, 'cause it's (beep) black.
- Clean.
- It is black on the inside.
That's revolting.
- These boots-- - What'd you do to this?
- These boots have gone through five years with me,
in the snow, at festivals.
- I'm just gonna, yep.
- Chunder thunder, you're up.
(laughing)
- Let's go, Captain Cooked!
- Eww. - Oh my god.
- Oh, ooh, okay.
- I mean, he's neat. - Chug, chug,
- [Both] Chug, chug, chug!
- Oh.
- Ooh, you've got a bit of a, yeah, lick that drop off.
(laughing)
- There's a plant right behind you if you need to do it.
- Oh my god, that was so bad.
- That's disgusting.
- Vote: the player most likely to chunder first.
(laughing)
This is an absolute stitch-up.
- All right. - Okay.
- This is an absolute stitch-up.
- Are we still, okay,
rules, still rules in play. - Yeah, yes rules still on,
rules still on. - Okay, okay.
- Okay.
- [Both] Three, two one.
- [Both] Abby.
- Absolute stich-up.
- Two sips. (laughing)
Category is "Australian Idol" contestants.
Two sips.
- Ooh!
- It's Guy Sebastian.
- Shannon Noll.
- Matt Corby.
- Casey Donovan.
- Ricki-Lee.
- Ooh, I like it.
- Ooh, Paulini.
- Jess Mauboy.
Come on, come on, you can do it, you can do it.
Oh my god, I don't know!
Okay, I'll just take the sip.
(laughing)
I've broken too early!
- Bam.
- Wow, you're doing really well.
- Two, yeah.
- Snacks you had at recess.
- As a kid?
- Ooh, that's fun.
- Aw, that's fun. - One sip.
- That's so cute. - One sip.
Burger Man.
- What? - What is that?
- What's Burger man?
- Burger Man chips!
- Burger Man?
- Yeah. - Burger Man chips.
- Okay, dude,
not in Australia. - Someone Google this.
- [Audience Member] That was a thing.
That was a whole thing.
Oh my god, thank you! - What?
- Hell yes! - I mean,
two out of three say no.
- They were like barbecue-ish flavored.
- Oh, what? - And they were like,
in little stick figures, yeah.
- So just anything we had for recess, right?
- Yeah. - I'm willing to pay.
- A roll-up.
- SunnyBoy.
- Tiny Teddies.
- (gasping) So good.
(laughing)
Those little noodles with the monster on it.
- Ooh, Mamee!
- Yeah, that!
Mamee.
- Oh no, I broke the rules, damn.
- One sip.
- Did you do that on purpose? - No!
- Sure. - He's thirsty.
- You have to end every sentence with "mate," mate.
- Ooh, mate, mate.
- And if you don't do it, it's one sip, mate.
So that is the active card.
- Drink if you don't like Vegemite.
- You didn't say mate.
- Oh!
- Mate. - Wait--
- Mate, mate.
- Ooh, what! - Say mate.
- I don't like Vegemite, mate. - So I have to say,
oh okay.
- Oh I don't like Vegemite either, mate.
- If you don't like Vegemite, you have to take three sips.
- (beep) me, mate.
- Three sips?
I was, what the (beep)?
- And I only have to take one sip,
mate. - Bottoms up, mate.
- Yes, because you didn't say "mate", mate.
- Yeah, mate.
- Okay, mate.
- So the category is - This is gonna be bad, mate.
- Shapes flavors, mate.
Barbecue.
- Pizza.
- Nacho cheese.
- Cheddar.
(laughing)
- Okay, drink one sip if you wear activewear
to brunch or the shops.
- Oh, I do it, yeah. - Yeah.
- To the shops for sure, mate.
- It's comfy, it's basically pajamas for me,
like, it's super low effort.
Mate.
- I kinda just want people to know I'm into fitness as well,
just like, hey, FYI.
- I just wear jeans, mate.
They're comfy, mate.
- [Producer] I think you missed a few mates.
- [Audience Member] You didn't say mate, Alex.
- Damn. - Drink a sip!
- Mate. - Yes mate.
- New rule.
Phrase like a question.
Everything has to sound like it ends in a question mark.
- Which is how Australians speak anyway!
- Yes, that is very--
So, here we go!
The player most likely to have a punch on with a kangaroo.
- Oh.
- Two sips.
So we vote.
- Okay. - Okay, ready?
- Who's the most aggressive out of all of us?
- I think we can pretty easily figure that out.
- Let's get started!
- Okay, come on.
- Why are we so happy?
- Zeta. - Zeta.
(laughing)
- I don't want to drink this.
- Too bad!
(groaning)
- We probably sound like the biggest dicks.
- How does it taste?
- Oh, choccy milk.
- Ew.
(laughing)
- Aww.
- Also, I don't drink milk so this is disgusting,
and I'm probably gonna poo myself later, so cool.
- TMI.
Vote: the player most likely
to help a mate move houses with his Ute.
Okay guys, let's get to the voting.
(laughing)
- What was that?
- I was ending on a high, okay?
I don't know, I'm really bad at this.
- Should we vote? - He's doing it again!
(laughing)
- Should we vote? - Three, two, one--
- [Both] Zeta!
- Do you own a Ute?
- No.
(laughing)
I don't think anyone in Sydney actually owns a Ute.
- I would feel like you might own one in WA.
- But aren't you from the country?
- Okay guys, stereotypes!
- Does your family own one?
- Yes, 'cause they're very useful.
- This one's long.
- This one is long. - Oh Jesus.
- Oh my god.
It's called "The PM."
Lick this card and stick it on your head.
You are now the PM.
You can make up any rule and are immune to any rule
until the card falls off.
You are only allowed to touch it once.
- Okay, Alex is gonna go mad with power.
This is a bad idea. - Absolutely.
- We need a leadership spill right now.
(laughing)
Stop, no!
- Why so many licks? - Disgusting.
- It's like a postage stamp. - It's gotta stick!
- You gotta make it stick, right?
(laughing)
- And you also need to--
- [Audience Member] It's gonna fall right off,
watch it, watch it, watch it. - Slap it on.
Put it on, yeah.
(laughing)
- For good luck.
(laughing)
- [Producer] I guess you have a new rule, mate?
- Yeah, so this is something
that me and my friends play when we're drinking.
Every time you take a sip--
- Stop, I know what you're gonna say.
- You have to say thank you.
If you don't say thank you after you drink,
you have to drink again.
- I can't take you seriously. - That's so good.
- That's the rule.
Oh!
- Your nose caught it though!
- I've gotta sit like this the rest of the game.
(laughing)
So that it doesn't fall off.
- Okay, new rule, I guess, we're continuing.
Also new category.
- Yep. - Yep.
- Okay, drink if you've run to the dance floor
when, how do you pronounce this again?
How do you pronounce that?
- What the fuck is that?
- It's that song.
- What the heck is that?
- What is Khe Sanh?
- Khe Sanh? - Khe Sanh song.
I know it, but like-- - Can somebody play it?
(quirky folk music)
- All right, yeah. - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
- No, I have no idea what that is.
- Yeah, I definitely have.
Thank you!
What the hell, dude?
- Thank you.
I see beer dripping down my chin and my neck.
- Attractive.
- Drink if you say "she'll be right."
- Oh shit.
How many? - How many sips?
- Two. - Okay.
- You haven't said it? - No!
- Really? - Why?
- Thank you.
Thank you.
- (laughing) What?
(laughing)
- It's very difficult to keep my head--
- You didn't say thank you!
- I haven't finished yet. - You, didn't say thank you!
- No, that was your sip! - All right, fine.
- You have to say it in between sips.
- Yep, you gotta express gratitude.
- Thank you to VB, - Thank you.
- And Buzzfeed for making this happen.
- Thank you.
- It was really fun, to be honest.
- I think it really tested our friendships.
- Yeah. - Oh, absolutely.
I mean, I think it also tested how Australian we were.
- Oh yeah, for sure.
- And the shoey--
- I mean, iconic.
- Iconic. - An iconic moment.
- Iconic, very iconic.
So I'm glad one of us, me unfortunately,
had to do the shoey. - Yes.
- And do you know what it's sort of a combination of?
It's almost like King's Cup meets Cards Against Humanity.
- But like, Australian.
- I also like the shapes flavors,
- Yeah, that's good. - Even though
there aren't that many, but I think that's really Aussie
and really iconic as well.
So yeah, definitely testing your knowledge of that.
- Yeah, and pizza's obviously the superior flavor, right?
- No, barbecue is.
- Pizza. - Definitely barbecue.
- No!
That's a sip. - That's not a sip!
- That's a sip. - That is not a sip!
- The PM has spoken!
- That is a sip! - What rule
are you playing to?
This is not in the game.
(funky music)