- Ah! - Ah!
- This week on GMM, we are doing an episode
all about bizarre super villains, which got Mike and Alex
thinking about some of their favorite bad guys.
- I feel like a villain right now.
- Yeah, you're lookin' like one.
You got the all black.
- This is just how I wear my clothes.
- You got a dark personality, a dark side.
- We all got a dark side.
- Who's your favorite villain?
- My favorite video game villain--
- Why, who is it?
- Is a duo.
- Who?
- Wario and Luigi.
- No, no, no.
(laughing)
Say it again.
- It's Wario and Waluigi.
- The evil counterparts of--
- Mario--
- And?
- Luigi.
- I don't like Mario or Luigi, either.
- I hate them both.
- Is this a dark brotherhood we're formin'?
- People are always being Mario and Luigi.
There's all these videos.
There's Parkour guys, there's like CGI guys
trying to live in the video game.
- Losers.
- I wanna dress up as Wario and Waluigi.
- Right.
- And I wanna do it for real.
How would we actually do it if we were them?
- There's only one way to find out.
That's to become them.
- Yes.
- Intimately.
- Intimate?
- Intimate can mean a lot of things, you know.
- I don't know.
We're close, holding hands, and you say
we gotta be intimate.
- We're always in these tight spaces.
You notice that?
- It's weird.
- We are also doing an animal heart taste test
on the show this week in celebration
of Valentine's Day, because why not?
And the loser of the guesser of the animal hearts
has to wear hearts on his sleeve.
And those hearts are chicken hearts.
And those hearts are being put on by Ellie and Lizzie.
- I hate this.
- It's gonna be really fun.
- How many?
Just one?
- No, we're gonna do like 20.
They're kinda cold.
- [Lizzie] The blood on the sleeve is--
- It goes right through.
That's nice.
I've been following a lot of witch blogs lately.
And this feels right.
- I'm just stabbing myself repeatedly.
I will say, not anywhere near as bad as putting
a uterus in a blender.
Do you think this is what domestic witches do
when their witch husbands are out of town?
- Absolutely.
- The smell is starting to catch up with me.
- Smells like biology.
- I'm just gonna add a little, oh this one is pretty dry.
- It feels really satisfying to squeeze a heart.
- Ugh.
- Something is awakening in me.
You should hold a heart in your hand and just squeeze
it once and anything you're frustrated about,
I feel like that goes away.
(laughing)
- And I think we're done.
- I think we're done.
- I look like a farmer.
Well, I reckon I look like Wario now.
So they have similar powers to Mario and Luigi, right?
- Sort of.
Wario don't eat mushrooms.
- [Alex] What does he eat?
He wants to grow big, he eats a hunk of garlic.
- Perfect.
- Still pretty good.
- Not bad.
- He still smashes bricks and blocks.
When he breaks stuff, he hits it with his shoulder.
He collects coins like Mario does.
When he collects 10 of them, though,
you can use 'em as a weapon and throw 'em at guys.
- Throw 'em?
- Yes.
- Okay, Waluigi, we have to get big and strong.
- Yes.
- I'm sorry for this terribly stereotypical voice
that I'm doing.
- I'm doing what I have to do.
- Mario eats a mushroom to get big and strong.
We eat the garlic, okay?
Cheers to you.
- Okay.
Mmmm.
Ugh.
Oh.
Oh my god.
Blah.
Help.
It hurts.
- [Alex] It's spicier than I thought.
I feel strong, though.
- I feel strong 'cause I'm angry.
- Okay, next.
Wario, he does a little charge.
A shoulder charge.
You know, hold up the brick.
I'm smashin' it.
Three, two, one.
- Oh my goodness.
The ground didn't even break it.
Ah.
No, what?
- This is a strong brick.
When Wario gets 10 coins, he can use them as weapon, okay?
- [Mike] Yes.
- Three, two, one.
(video game music)
- Eight, nine, 10.
- I have 10 now, Waluigi.
(laughing)
This is war.
(Mike moaning in pain)
- It's under the parking lot.
- Oh, it's very dirty.
- [Mike] Oh no.
- And not all of the Valentine's Day celebrations
are disgusting here at the Mythical Studio.
Some of the guys in the office are planning
something special for the ladies in the office.
- Valentine's Day.
- That's a day.
- It's comin' up.
- Dang.
- There's a lot of ladies in the office.
- [John] There are.
- I appreciate them.
- I appreciate them, too.
Let's just do something for the ladies.
- Maybe like a song?
- [Eddie] Yeah, we could write a song.
- Should we write this out?
- No. - No.
- We're gonna do it on the fly.
- It's comin' straight from the heart.
- Yeah, it has to come from the heart.
First thing you think is the first thing you say.
- I'm a little nervous.
(laughing)
- Three, two, one.
♫ Ladies of Mythical Entertainment
♫ We love you so much
♫ But in a work relationship way
♫ Now we're gonna spell out Mythical
♫ And tell you what each letter stands for
♫ M stands for our mutual respect for each of you
♫ Y stands for your smile is so pretty
♫ T stands for throwing that at you right now
♫ H stands for the happiness you always
♫ Give me in the mornin'
♫ I stands for I can't stop thinking about you
♫ In a work relationship kind of way
♫ C stands for Carrie, catch that
♫ Good job, you too
♫ A stands for always bein' there for you
♫ L stands for love
- Happy Valentine's Day.
- Thank you. - Thank you.
- [John] Thank you all.
- [Kevin] It's hot water, it's something else.
- [Eddie] We appreciate you.
- We love you all.
- In a work relationship kind of way.
- Thank you.
- Look, growing big and eating garlic's fun.
Throwin' coins at each other is fun.
- It's good.
- Also kinda evil.
- Yeah.
- The worse thing that anyone can do
in the Mario universe is start stuff on fire.
Mario's got the power.
Luigi's got the power.
They're throwing these little fireballs.
They eat a little plant, and then they start on fire.
- It's little but powerful.
Powerful fireball.
- I can't do anything.
You normally can't do anything,
but there was one instance in Super Mario Land 2.
Six golden coins.
- My favorite one.
- Yes.
- Where?
- You try to defeat Mario, and in a last-ditch effort,
you eat the fire flower and you throw fireballs at him.
- You and your brother
aren't gonna come around here anymore.
Let's show him what's up.
Some fine Italian kerosene.
Did I get some on my shoe?
That's not good at all.
- It's fine.
- Let's wing it.
What's the plan?
I'm gonna light this and then just grab it?
- Yeah.
- Oh, there we go!
- Here it goes! - Yay
- This is a good idea.
Oh man, I'm kinda nervous.
Three, two, one.
- [Mike] Oh my god, the noise is unmistakable.
- Okay, okay, I'm gonna try again.
Mario, you gotta go, buddy.
(laughing)
- [Mike] Look at that.
Nothin'.
- That was thrilling.
Wowee.
I hit Mario square in the chest,
and he just took it like it was nothing.
- He's strong as heck, man.
He's the number one hero in the land.
- You gotta give him a go.
- Here we go. - Here she goes.
- Go, go on.
- Oh!
Hey, that was pretty good.
Nah!
Wow.
- Now, we probably shouldn't have let it roll
right towards the giant bucket of other ones.
That was my fault.
- Defense.
- Bad defense.
- I hit him right in the face.
He's the strongest guy in the world.
- He's got a lot more comin' his way.
That's all I know.
I'm gonna really let him have it.
Here, you son of a gun.
- [Mike] Get him, Wario.
Oh no.
- [Alex] Oh my god, oh my god, I got him.
- You are the worst.
This is what you deserve.
- He's on fire, Waluigi.
- Mario, you're smoking.
- This was a joke.
Are you okay, Mario?
- Oh no, did we hurt him?
I thought we were just, you said we
were pulling a prank on him.
- [Alex] It's just a prank, bro.
- It's so fun in the game.
All that happens when you throw 'em at someone
is that they flip upside down.
- It's terrifying in real life.
- Sorry.
- We didn't mean that.
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