(burp, sniffling, and snorting)
- Now you're shaking now.
(laughter)
(all talking at once)
- You're the best writer at this table.
- [Man In White] Hey. - [Man In Plaid] Hello.
Thanks for coming. - [Man In White] No problem.
Whenever you're ready.
I like animal plant a lot.
I think we should definitely contact them.
So go ahead and get that number from them
and I'll have you contact them.
- Okay, great.
- Fantastic, thanks.
(indistinct conversation)
- You guys don't want to join in on the free fun?
The new Senior Producer is buying us
all-you-can-eat mozzarella sticks.
- We're good.
- Yeah, I think it's a pass, thanks though.
- You have, like, a bad day?
- Something like that.
- [Man In Plaid] Alright.
- Hey does anyone have a tampon?
Oh, perfect, thanks.
- Girl we synced!
- Oh, thank you.
Alright I'm gonna go put these in myself.
(soft and relaxing music)
- Hey, um, can you look at this script I wrote?
- Uh, sure, yeah like for notes?
- No, just, like, make sure there's
nothing offensive about it.
- Why me?
- You know, like there's nothing offensive to men.
Cool, thanks.
- And then my grandpa comes in to be Bernie.
That'd be a really good political sketch
- Let's do that one for sure.
So any ideas about where the day
drinking sketch could take place?
- Maybe, at a baseball game
- What about brunch?
- [Woman on Left] Oh yes. - Yes, that's perfect.
- I can write it. I've been hitting a lot of brunch spots.
- You know we're actually gonna put Brittany on this one.
She's just written a lot of these,
I think her voice really works well with that set up.
But we do have a sponsored video
coming in that you'd be amazing for.
It's for a golf club company.
- I don't even like golf.
- No, your voice would be so good for it.
- I'm happy to try new things I guess.
(overlapping chatter)
- Hey, can you pick up that cake
down the street for Jen's birthday?
I've got to write this brunch script.
- What, why me?
- We all work for the same team.
- Yum.
- As you know, kind of the office--
- Hi, I am so sorry I'm late.
Hey I'm Yessica, Yessica, hi.
You ready to run this scene real quick?
- Oh, actually, I'm not an actor.
I'm one of the writers.
- My bad, you don't really look like a writer.
Anyway, is there anything else that I need?
Should I just get started?
- [Voiceover] Yeah just get started.
(laughter)
- No, I thought it was great.
- There's like, so many different voices in there.
- Yeah I love how the major conflict was ultimately herself.
It was like, so relatable.
- I um- - [Man] It was-
Oh, I'm sorry. No you go.
- You can go.
- Well honestly, it's a 20 page script,
and the only male characters you have are
creepy uber driver, the catcaller, and the boyfriend.
- Yeah, but the boyfriend's one of the main characters.
- He hardly has a personality.
It's just, you can clearly tell it's written
by a woman because it's only about his looks.
He's just there as an object.
- Um, that's an interesting point-of-view.
Why don't you e-mail that to me,
or you could just take notes
on this whole meeting and e-mail those to me too.
- Uh, I forgot my laptop.
- [Woman] Because they asked you to take notes?
- Not just that, the whole thing feels a little sexist.
- You think women in the office are being sexist?
Which women?
- I don't think that they're sexist,
I think maybe they really don't believe that
they have the ability to understand my perspective.
I know they don't seem like a big deal to you,
but, they have real repercussions on my career.
If this continues, I'm going to be
in the same exact position in 10 years
while all my female colleagues are promoted.
That's a huge problem.
- Ryan, I can see you're really emotional about this.
What if we just take a couple weeks,
just reevaluate the position, see if it's right for you.
- You mean, change departments?
- We'll see.
- Oh fuck!
- Is he dead?
- No, see, he's breathing.
- Hello?
- Oh, holy shit.
You guys will never believe what I just went through.
It was like no one was listening
to me or taking me seriously.
It was like this system was already
in place that I wasn't a part of.
Or I would have to push my way
through entirely to even have a chance at--
- Dude, the Head of Sales is buying
everyone drinks at O'Flanagen's right now.
You got to come right the fuck now dude,
you got to come right the fuck now.
- Yeah I gotta go right the fuck now!
- [Man In Blue] Yes, yes, drinks, woo!
(outro music)