(Roshan wailing)
Oh, you gotta make it stop. I can't take it anymore!
- I've eaten things that didn't complain this much. - He won't stop squirming!
DIEGO: You're holding it wrong.
MANNY: Watch his head!
Just put it down!
Sheesh. Pick him up, put him down, make up your mind. Na-num-num-num-num-num.
(wailing continues)
Its nose is dry.
That means something's wrong with him.
Someone should lick it.
Just in case.
I'll do it!
(Manny) Hey, he's wearing one of those baby thingies!
(slurping) So?
So, if he poops, where does it go?
(slurps)
(Roshan wailing)
Humans are disgusting.
Okay, you.
Check for poop.
Hey, why am I the poop-checker?
Because returning the runt was your idea,
because you are small and insignificant,
and because I'll pummel you if you don't.
(wailing stops)
Why else?
Now, Sid!
(Roshan continues crying)
Ew!
Yuck!
Ew!
I mean, my goodness.
Okay, lookout, lookout, coming through.
Hey, watch out!
Stop wavin' that thing around!
Ooh. Ooh, I'm gonna slip!
Whoa!
(diaper whistling, flaps open)
Yah! (slap)
-SID: (laughing) -(grunts) Yuck!
It's clean!
Gotcha!
- (laughing) - (crying)
(bonk)
MANNY: Will you cut it out?
(giggles)
(cries again)
Hey, do that again.
He likes it.
(bonk)
(giggles)
It's makin' me feel better, too.
(crying)
Here, you hold it.
(bonk)
(giggling)
-(laughing) -(grunting)
Aah.
(crying again)
Here, turn 'im towards me!
Where's the baby?
There he is!
(crying stops)
Where's the baby?
- There he is! - (wailing)
Stop it! You're scaring him!
(crying stops)
(stomach growling)
I bet he's hungry.
How about some milk?
Ooh, I'd love some!
Not you! The baby!
Well, I ain't exactly lactating right now, pal.
You're a little low on the food chain to be mouthin' off, aren't--
(echoing) Enough!