We take human growth hormone.
Sounds like a stripper.
Okay, I hope you did.
First off, can we just release our excitement for Anchorman 2?
We're starting a 24-hour news channel, and we want you.
SOLDIERS WERE FIRED UPON IN THE DMZ.
Oh geez, I am so sorry. Someone put the story in all capital letters, and I thought I was
supposed to yell it.
Now, we haven't seen you guys for nine years, and you haven't aged.
Oh really?
Yeah.
What is the secret?
Really? Really.
I don't know. When I see it, I'm like...
What elixir of life are you taking that we all want to know about?
I think...
Is Will just eating seaweed or something?
He's kind of an enigma. I don't know what his deal is. He is never tired. He's always
happy, and he looks the same. It freaks me out. I don't get it.
We get a lot of fresh air, a lot of vigorous exercise. We enjoy our families, and we take
human growth hormone.
So, we top it off with that. But we also use the HGH as a topical. Some
people take it internally. We just do a topical, right.
Well, it's working. You're doing well.
Anything down below here is actually... Looks decrepit. Yeah, it's shocking. Like a crypt keeper.
Tonight I interview Yasser Arafat.
Why do we have to tell the people what they need to hear? Why can't the news be fun? Yay!
You have experience obviously being the interviewer and being the interviewee. What's the strangest
interview you've ever been in?
Oh, we had one where someone was dressed as you.
Oh did that? That happened at this thing somewhere in the world.
There was someone in the States that was an interviewer where her trademark thing was...
She would always kiss you at some point during the interview.
And want to sit in your lap.
Yeah. Less of an interview, more of a dance. More of a groping.
More of a groping!
Wow, wow. Now I was hoping I could ask you your advice. It's a tough industry. As Veronica,
what would be her advice? Should you shag your boss?
Should you shag your boss?
Well, Champ would say yes.
No, I think that gets messy. Figuratively and literally.
Yes, if Ron's the boss.
Okay and...
Ron would officially say no, but nod yes.
What are you? I'm gay.
Do you sleep in a coffin? No, that's vampires.
Are you allowed to be out in the sun? Those are also vampires.
Are you a vampire? No, I'm gay.
Now, we are going to play a quick game. It's called Anchorman or Made Up Man? So I'm going
to give you names, and you're going to say if they're real people, they're real anchorwomen.
Crystal Candy. Is she an anchorman or made up man?
Sounds like a stripper.
I would say anchorperson. Yes.
You're right. She is! Crystal Candy is an anchorwoman.
Sorry, Crystal.
Farren Height.
No.
Made up.
Ah, dammit. Yeah, Height is the real surname, but Farren sadly isn't.
Dick Butkus.
Yeah, that's a linebacker.
Fanny Moore.
Real.
Sounds, sounds real.
Am I right? Say what?
No, that's made up.
Really? Thank you, Poppy. That was amazing. I had the best time ever.
Okay, I hope you did.