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Heyy.
Welcome back.
My name is Sawyer
and I'm a Snapchat Succulent Waterer.
And I'm Madysen
and I'm a Grass-fed Cow Whisperer.
It's been a while,
we've been supes stressed
from the success of our lifestyle vlog.
We are not accustomed to working multiple hours a week
and we both only have two nannies.
They sometimes have schedule conflicts.
[scoffing]
No. One time, did I tell you about this?
My nanny wanted to go to her daughter's graduation
Bye.
I mean like what?
Like someone dies and you
need to have a funeral right away?
Even if they did, though,
funerals can be scheduled whenever.
Whenever.
You could freeze them.
Freeze the body,
like Walt Disney.
He got "Frozen."
Right.
Didn't, like, there are other people.
That woman who flew all the way around the earth.
Didn't she get frozen?
Yeah.
She probably looked great, too.
I look up to her.
She's a role model of mine.
Right.
What's her name?
Air...
Airgirl?
Air... Airmelia.
Hashtag #jetitandforgetit
Hashtag #airmelia
Anyway. To beat the stress we went to Aruba
and got our thighs done.
You can't tell in this dress,
but you can like see my entire femur now.
It's suh good.
Suh good.
Suh.
Good.
We've been on a pretty big spiritual journey
the last few weeks,
so we wanted to talk to you guys
about a supes hot topic right now.
Mindfulness.
We're going to give you some dope lit tips
about how to embrace abundance and,
you know, just like find your bliss.
Hashtag #blissed
hashtag #blessed.
Tip number one:
Meh-deh-tay-shun.
Need I say more?
Everyone meditates.
Everyone meditates and it's basically just napping,
so I try to do it all day if I can.
You're so good.
Look at my skin.
I look like a China plate of a baby.
It's from meditation.
Some people say it's supes hard
to clear your mind,
so here's a tip to just make your mind blank:
Do multiplication.
So 6 times 5 is 30.
6 times 6 is 36.
And 6 times 7 is...
and my mind just goes blank.
You're welcome.
It's 40.
50.
Math is for fat people.
I like to self-meditate,
so I use sleeping pills and
that's how I meditate.
Number four: put your phones away
before bed.
Like everything we're reading right now
is saying that screens are super bad
for your focus and sleep and
that the waves are bad for your bran.
Yeah, your brain.
Your bran.
Bran-- Your bran.
If you're having a hard time giving up your screen,
you don't have a lot of will power,
just give your screen to your kids all night long.
Kids love screens.
I haven't seen my kids' eyes
actually looking at my face
and not at my phone in, I think over three years,
and our rapport is better than ever.
You're such a good mom.
Number four and our very top fave:
Yoga.
Yoga is so good, you guys.
It helps you relax so much.
It has made us so grateful and woke.
The best part of yoga,
for suresies is the cute clothes,
and there's mirrors all around the room
so you can look at yourself at all times.
Like whenever I'm in downward facing hog
and I look down
and see my super skinny femur legs,
it just feels like everything is right in the world
and I'm happy and at peace.
Like, that's what I keep on hearing
on the news too,
like everything is great.
Another great thing about yoga
is there's so many poses.
And it works for all different body types,
but it's especially good if you're skinny.
Right, like not gross.
I like the animal poses.
Like Imperial Cow.
Nesting Pigeon.
Birthing Pigeon.
I'm pretty sure there's one
where you're like a salamander
that's being eaten... eaten by an alligator!
That one was so good.
I really like the Feral Goat.
You kind of go like
[bleating]
Oh! Um.
Fancy Irishman.
Na-maste.
That's all the tips we have for you guys,
we have to go and flex our scalps
because our personal hair trainer told us to.
Makes our hair follicles stronger.
Peace and love.
I'm doing it now are you doing it?
Yeah. It hurts.
Hey guys,
thank you so much for watching.
You guys are such dolls for watching our video.
Make sure to like and subscribe
and comment below
about your favorite yoga pose.
Yeah, mine is this one.
It's the Irish nun.
Both: Highty-tighty-tie.