(upbeat music)
- So we're, like, waiting for this last chick
to arrive and we'll all, like, anxious.
- Hey.
- [Man] Oh, hey.
What's up?
- And in walks in this girl with garbage bags.
I thought that was kinda ghetto and, like, weird.
Like, you can't find a suitcase?
No one in your family has a suitcase you could borrow?
- Cheers.
- I don't have anything yet but cheers.
- I just cleaned this whole house.
Garbage, throwing everything away.
I'm doing this, I'm doing that,
and then I go into the bathroom.
For real?
Can I show you this?
How dirty this (bleep) trash bag is?
Look at this.
What is that?
What is this thing right here?
What is this?
- Ew! It's a pad.
- Oh my god.
- What is that?
Like, listen.
Girls, I know that this (bleep) happens.
I know that every month there's a situation,
but at least clean the (bleep) up.
This is it right here.
This is it right here, this granny panty (bleep)
(laughter)
So when I see that (bleep), I (bleep) out.
Ew!
- [Jenni] Oh my God!
- Here you go, you dirty trash bag.
Right under your bed.
Here you go.
Ready to go.
Clean up after yourself.
Oh my God.
- So me and Chris, we've known each other
for so many years, right?
So he invited me out to some pool party.
I was so drunk, I went back to his apartment.
I finally gave in and I gave him the sex,
but he was like, pound ...
Like, it was, like, I was sore for like a week.
- Vinny's face is priceless.
(funky music)
- And literally, I never ever saw that again.
I'm like, what happened to that night?
Like, you never did that as amazing.
- Wait, so you haven't had sex with since that night?
- Damn!
- No, no.
We did but it was never as, like, intense and, like, ...
(hitting)
- Oh.
- And I'm just like ... (laughs)
- He's intrigued over here.
- This is crazy to me.
- Now do you have sex?
- We do but it's like, I go on top, bom bom bom --
- Bom, bom, bom.
- [Mike] Bom, bom, bom.
- And then it's like, boom, done.
And then sometimes I don't even do it
because he does it quick.
He's like, I told you not to move that fast.
I'm like (mumbles).
I don't know what to do.
- This is awesome. (laughs)
♪ Angelina hasn't gotten pounded in a long time. ♪
- She just wants to be pounded out.
- She just wants to be, yo.
- I just wanna get pounded and
I just wanna get pounded out.
- Vinny's right here.
(funky music)
- Close your ears.
- Like this.
- [Pauly] They said she couldn't walk for three days.
- He laid the pipe strong that night.
(laughs)
I'm gonna get killed.
I'm getting divorced before I got married.
I sharted in my pants.
- [Jenni] I'm walking home.
- [Nicole] You sharted?
- No, not just a shart, I (bleep) my pants.
I'm so sorry.
- No, I really don't think you (bleep).
I think you're being dramatic.
- Can I check my underwear?
Alright, I (bleep) my pants.
- There's totally (bleep) in there?
(laughter)
- I think it is on the seat actually.
- Did you (bleep) on the seat?
- Oh my God.
Pull over.(laughs)
- Angelina is a literal (bleep) show right now.
- I (bleep) on the seat.
- Where?
- I'm not moving.
- Get my the (bleep) out of here.
- She farted again.
Open a (bleep) window again please.
- If I move ... (laughs)
- You played out that food for a hot minute.
- Mm hmm.
- Yeah.
- The radius on that blast was ...
- It does smell like that.
- It smells like poop?
- Yes.
- Oh my God. It does.
(laughs)
(bleep)
- I'm sorry Angelina, but it sticks back there.
I can't. (laughs)
- So she probably smells a --
- It smells like a poop back there.
(all laughing)
- I gotta get out.
I need (bleep).
I gotta get out.
(bleep)
I'm gonna throw up.
I'm going to throw up
- Oh my God!
- Jen, I have to start again.
Hold on.
- Open the door, I'm gonna throw up.
(screams)
- You wanna see my (bleep) pants right now?
- [Man] No!
No!
(dramatic music)
- [Slow Motion Voice] I'm out.
- No!
- I'm taking fire!
- [Angelina] Did I (bleep) my (bleep) pants, Dena?
- Where's the underwear?
- Dena, is there (bleep) in it?
- Wait, what is it? - (bleep)
what's in my (bleep) pants?
(bleeping)
- What happened?
Angelina, what happened?
- I didn't (bleep) my pants.
Did I (bleep) my pants?
- No, you wanna show Nicole them?
- Please?
- Sure.
- What? Where?
What the (bleep) world am I living in right now?
- Is there (bleep) in my pants?
- I've never in my life, seen a woman
take out her underwear and show people
if there are skid marks are there, just out in the open.
Like, what the (bleep) is goin' on?
- She's still showing her skid marks.
- Why though?
Why?
- this is really happening in my house.
A girl (bleep) her pants.
The Staten Island Dump took a Staten Island dump.
- I didn't (bleep) shart in my pants.
I had period (bleep) in my pants.
So that's all that matters.
- You're the DLH.
- [Angelina] I'm a dirty little hamster.
- That's too clean. - You know, Mike could fix me.
That's all I know.
- Alright.
- What the (bleep) is going on?
- And Vinny, you farted real bad in the club.
- I know I fart.
- Let's not even go there! - You farted bro.
- [Nicole] What are you doing?
- Hold on.
- [Man] Oh my gosh.
She goes from the back area?
- What is she doing?
What is she doing with her hand?
- I have swamp ass.
(spraying)
(funky music)
- Oh my. (laughs)
- I'm sweating.
- (laughs) Oh my god!
- You never did this?
- No, I don't do that.
- What?
- I don't need that.
- You don't wanna smell like flowers?
(spraying)
- Bitch, I don't need spray because I don't stink.
My vagina's fine.
- Well, mine's not.
(laughs)
- Imagine that thing un-showered.
- She got a stinky kooka syndrome.
- Oh my god.
I didn't even know was a thing
'cause I wash my kooka and it's okay down there.
(laughs)
(laughter)
- Oh, you're gonna give it to me, right?
I know you're gonna just give it to me.
- You got it. - It's fine.
I have problems with Vinny right now.
He (bleep) my beautiful, classy dress that Nicole
picked out for me and it's like,
I just wanna get back Vinny 'cause he deserves
to get pranked.
- Oh (bleep)!
- (bleeping)
(woman screams)
- Vinny, you wanna (bleep) confetti vicha?
- Is she still talking to me?
What? Why?
- You should put your ass in that and sit on it.
- Yeah.
- Do not dare me to do something
because I will (bleep) do it.
- Oh!
- Jenny, stop.
Jenny, stop instigating 'cause I'm about to put it on you.
- Alright, fine.
I'll do it.
- Oh my God!
For real?
(farting)
What?
Like, how did it go from, like, good to bad to worse?
I'm having trouble with this right now.
- [Group] Oh!
- No thank you!
- What the (bleep)?
what the (bleep)?
- [Jenny] It made a noise.
- What just happened?
She stuck her ass in (bleeping) confetti cake?
No!!
(dance music)
- We're turning up in the club.
I got skinny Vinny with me.
He's dancing with me, we're having a great time,
and then, like, Angelina, out of nowhere
(suspenseful music)
killed my boyfriend.
Angelina taking a bite of this cheese is like a pin
straight to my heart.
(screams)
- [Nicole] This cheese has probably been out of the fridge
for like three days.
- Poor cheese is melting.
Nasty.
- Angelina, what are you doing?
Did daddy sitch wouldn't even eat that right now.
- She's still sleeping.
- Shh.
- Yeah, we should be quiet.
- Yeah, don't wanna wake her up.
(funky music)
Let him just walk in and put his stuff in the room,
let him find it.
- Pauly's gonna freak out.
- I think he's gonna burn the bed.
- [Jenny Imitating Pauly] Aight.
- [Ronnie Imitating Pauly] Aight, that's what's up.
- [Nicole Imitating Pauly] You got me.
- Should we wake Mike up?
- No.
- Nah, 'cause then he's gonna tell Pauly
that she' in the bed.
- He's like, not supposed to say anything
but there's a girl in your bed.
- You're right.
- [Ronnie Imitating Mike] Angelina's in your bed.
- He can't keep a secret for his life.
- You baked me fun fetti cake and Angelina's in your bed.
I think this prank is better than his.
- [Jenni] Yeah. - [Nicole] For sure.
He has no idea.
- He only brought her to the house that day
and now she's in his bed though
and she slept in there.
- Yeah, she marinated in his bed.
- It's not like we put that.
She didn't even shower.
- With no underwear.
- It was after we were dancing.
I was sweating and (bleep).
- I'm home!
Did you miss me?
- Hey, buddy.
- Hi, Pauly.
We missed you so much.
You missed such a good night.
- Yeah, we had a gre ...
Went to Dre's last night.
- Oh, nice.
- I missed you.
- I miss you guys.
Where's Mike at?
- Oh, he's still sleeping?
He's hungover.
- Yeah, right.
(suspenseful music)
- So dark up in here.
What the hell?
That's my bed!
- I was not gonna sleep on the floor.
- Ah, man.
This is disgusting.
This girl's hygiene is questionable.
I'm too OCD for that.
So gross.
- They made me sleep in this bed.
I asked them.
- You wash those panties from Miami?
- [Nicole] She's not wearing any.
- Oh.
Now I gotta burn that bed.
- Nope.
I pranked the Prank War Champion
so now I am the Prank War Champion.
- (laughs) um, nope.
- But I don't want him to get me back
because I hate pranks.
- I wanna call to get a turn down service.
The room mates got me with Angelina.
I'm the Prank War Champion.
They're trying to take my title.
Um, my bed was soiled last night.
It was the Staten Island Dump,
it happened to have her in it last night.
I was wondering if I can get that one cleaned.
Can they actually change the mattress out too?
Thank you so much.
Bring the hazmat suits, some flame throwers.
There's no way we're saving this bed.
Yeah, buddy.
Hey, how you doing?
Pay back is a bitch.
- [Jenny] Oh my God.
- [Nicole] Pauly, what is this for?
- Follow me please.
- What are you doing?
What is this?
Pauly!
- You can't prank the Prank War Champion.
(Angelina laughs)
- [Nicole] Pauly!
- We gotta put my sheets in here.
- [Nicole] Oh my God.
- What the (bleep)?
- There was a situation here last night,
right in this bed.
So if we could just take these sheets if you would.
- We can take it all off, yeah.
- Take it all off, throw them out, get some new ones.
- Pauly!
- I don't know what went down in here last night.
I wasn't here. - Nothing!
I didn't (bleep).
- I don't know.
You got a track record.
- I (bleep) my pants.
- Look at that bag they put it in.
- [Nicole] Oh my God.
The hazard bag.
- [Pauly] When it's red, it's bad.
- [Nicole] That's like, death.
- Thanks, guys. (laughs)
Every hamster needs their cage cleaned once in a while.
- Prank's on me.
Again.
- [Pauly] Hey, listen, we gotta extract those sheets.
Know what I mean?
- Where she at?
This guy's ready.
If I lose this challenge, I have to kiss
the dirty little hamster's feet.
- You better not lose, bro.
Vinny does not wanna lose because Angelina' feet
are gross and at the same time Angelina
doesn't wanna lose 'cause Vinny's feet are gross.
- I want her to kiss my feet so she knows
who the real king of Staten Island is.
(battle music)
- (bleep) the offense.
Just worry about protecting yourself.
- It's not how hard you hit
but how hard you can take the punch and keep moving forward.
- I don't need inspirational quotes,
I need to know what to do.
Angelina doesn't shower, she doesn't wear underwear,
she walks around barefoot.
I mean, the girl is gross.
So I am not losing this battle.
Okay?
I'm not kissing Angelina's feet.
- To your places.
Come on, Angeliners.
This right here shall put the beef to rest.
This particular battle
will end a hundred years, okay, of fighting.
- Let him gas out.
He ate enough Burger King to feed a small village.
- This kid is not gonna beat me.
It's not gonna happen.
- In this corner, raining in and stinking,
Angelina the Staten Island Dump,
weighing in at an unknown amount.
(cheering)
In this corner, weighing nothing,
The Keto Guido.
(laughter)
- He's invisible.
- Any foot off loses.
Alright, let's do this. - Come on girl, you got this.
- Everybody good?
Fight!
- One scared little bitch.
- Oh!
I see the Keto Guido's ...
Oh!
The Staten Island Dump, she's like a dirty little hamster.
The Keto Guido's got ...
Oo.
(cheering)
She held it.
- [Mike] Angelina just threw that (bleep) at him.
- Angelina's holding her own.
I'm breaking a sweat screaming.
- [Nicole] Look at his face.
- [Jenni] Angelina!
- [Nicole] Oh! Hold on, bitch.
- Bro, she's a girl, bro.
Oh, damn!
It's just a game, (bleep).
- Yeah, relax.
Get him!
Good, he's gonna (bleep) himself.
- Oh!
- Hit him!
- Oh, Keto catches it!
This is the aggression that needed to be let out.
The Keto Guido's got ...
Oh, oh, oh!
She got it, she held it.
This is for the king or queen of Staten Island.
- Oo, he's getting tired.
- Look at the determination in Angelia.
She want's to win this.
She want's to be the queen of Staten Island.
- What an epic battle.
People are gonna be telling this story
for generations to come and more importantly,
I'm going to make sure that Angelina crowns me
the official king of Staten Island.
(intense music)
- Oh! She's out!
The winner, The Keto motha f-ing Guido!
- You throw like an animal.
- Ah!
- The winner, Vincent aka The Keto Guido.
- (bleep) my life.
- Boo!
(bleep) you.
Boo!
- I want to see you kiss her toe.
- I don't want to kiss Vinny's talons.
They are disgusting.
Like, it's my worst nightmare.
This sucks.
- A real sportsman honors her bet.
You must say he's the king of Staten Island
and kiss her toe.
(sighs)
- You're the king of Staten Island, Vinny.
- Angelina, bend a knee.
Wait, hold on.
- I'm gonna throw up.
(suspenseful music)
His feet are terrible.
I'm like, I can't.
This is so nasty and it's hairy!
- This is awesome!
- There is no way that my tongue is going down there.
Gross.
Ew.
Oh my God.
- [Pauly] This is awesome.
(Angelina screams)
(Angelia screams and men cheer)
(screaming)
- Angelia accepted the challenge, I won,
she owned up to it.
So now going forward, I will own up on my end
and not ignore her.
I'll give you a hug.
You honored your bet.
Alright, truce, truce.
- Thank you.
I mean, you know what?
If me and Vinny are gonna be cool from this, I'll take it.
- The Angelina and Vinny beef is squashed!
You saw it here today, people.