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HEY, GUYS. SAD NEWS.
THIS IS THE LAST EPISODE OF "THE DAILY BITE."
SO I'M GONNA NEED A SECOND HERE.
REBECCA. BECKS.
IF YOU'RE WATCHING, OUR CRUISE --
SORRY, MY CRUISE... [ CHUCKLES ]
...IS LEAVING FROM THE 9th STREET MARINA AT 7:00 P.M.
OKAY. OKAY. I LOVE YOU.
I'VE ALWAYS LOVED YOU.
BERTH "B" -- BE THERE!
[ Crying ] OH, GOD!
ON WITH THE SHOW!
HAPPY SHARKS!
Narrator: IT'S THE LAST EPISODE OF "THE DAILY BITE,"
WHICH MEANS I GET TO GO BACK TO MY DAY JOB
TRYING TO TEACH HORSES ENGLISH.
ON TODAY'S VERY SPECIAL EPISODE,
WE'RE TAKING A LOOK AT THE BEST OF THE BEST.
WE'RE CHECKING OUT THE GREATEST MOMENTS FROM SHARK WEEK
AND "THE DAILY BITE,"
PLUS TESTING YOUR SHARK WEEK 30 KNOWLEDGE.
[ WHINNIES ]
THIS PAST WEEK HAS BEEN JAM-PACKED
WITH JAWESOME SHARKS AND FINTASTIC SCIENTISTS.
LET'S TAKE A LOOK BACK
AT SOME OF SHARK WEEK 2018'S GREATEST HITS.
Narrator: HERE'S WHAT WENT DOWN ON SHARK WEEK 30 IN 60 SECONDS.
WE WEIRDED YOU OUT WITH SOME OF THE STRANGEST CREATURES
OF THE DEEP ON "ALIEN SHARKS GREATEST HITS."
BEAR GRYLLS BACKFLIPPED
INTO SHARK-INFESTED WATERS IN "BEAR vs. SHARK"
AND SHAQ FINALLY FOUND SOMETHING BIGGER THAN HE IS.
RONDA ROUSEY PROVED SHE WAS THE TOUGHEST PERSON
ON THE PLANET IN OR OUT OF A CAGE.
GRONK, VONN, AND RODGERS
TAGGED THE HECK OUT OF SOME SHARKS IN "MONSTER TAG."
WE HIT ROCK BOTTOM, OF THE OCEAN, THAT IS,
IN "THE GREAT WHITE ABYSS."
WE FOUND OUT IT'S POSSIBLE TO GET TO FLAVORTOWN BY BOAT
IN GUY FIERI'S "FEEDING FRENZY,"
GOT A J.D. IN "THE LAWS OF JAWS"
AND WENT ON A TRUE-CRIME BINGE WITH "AIR JAWS."
WE LEARNED SHARKS ARE FEROCIOUS IN AND OUT OF THE WATER
IN "SHARK TANK MEETS SHARK WEEK,"
TAILED THE OCEAN'S MOST WANTED ON "SHARKCAM STAKEOUT,"
AND GOT "SHARKWRECKED" AND LIVED TO TELL THE STORY.
WE NEEDED A BIGGER BOAT,
BUT WE TRACKED DOWN "THE SPAWN OF JAWS."
THE FREAKS CAME OUT THE NIGHT ANDY AND JEFF SEARCHED
FOR THE MEGA SHARK,
AND WE LIFTED OUR SHIRTS FOR THE WORLD'S LARGEST SHARKS.
WE LET IT ALL HANG OUT IN "NAKED AND AFRAID OF SHARKS."
[ DING! DING! DING! ] [ PANTING ]
SO THERE YOU GO. CAN I GET A RAISE NOW?
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Narrator: NOW JIMI PARTINGTON IS STUCK IN A SHARK SWARM 400 FEET DEEP.
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Partington: IT SEEMS THAT THE DEEPER WE'VE GONE THROUGHOUT THIS EXPEDITION,
THE BIGGER THE SHARKS ARE GETTING.
I THOUGHT THAT I'D SEEN IT ALL UNTIL NOW.
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AND NOW IT'S TIME TO CHECK IN WITH YAMANEIKA SAUNDERS.
THIS IS AN INTERPRETATION
AND A TAKE THAT YOU HAVE NEVER HEARD BEFORE.
DO IT TO 'EM, YAMS!
♪ SHE BE TALKIN' MONEY ♪
♪ LOOKIN' BOUGIE, DOWN TO RIDE ♪
♪ ON A BOAT ♪ ♪ SPLAH! ♪
MAMA, PUT YOUR GOOD WIG ON. IT'S SHARK WEEK.
THIS IS EVERY BEGINNING OF A HORROR MOVIE, RIGHT,
WHEN SIX WHITE PEOPLE WALK OUT INTO THE WATER
WITH NO CLOTHES ON.
THIS IS EVERY TRAILER WE'VE SEEN SINCE 2005.
EVERY SHOW IS US GOING TO WHERE THESE SHARKS ARE.
NOT ONE SHOW DOES IT SAY, "SHARK WALKS IN THE LIVING ROOM."
NOT ONE SHOW DOES IT SAY, "SHARK AT THE GROCERY STORE,"
OR, "SHARK SITTING IN THE THIRD PEW AT CHURCH,"
OR, "SHARKS AT THE BEYONCé CONCERT."
THEY STAYED THEY ASS WHERE THEY BELONG IN THE DEEP BLUE SEA.
WHAT THE HELL HE DOING WITH THESE SHARKS?
RONDA ROUSEY.
UM, NO CAGE?!
EVEN WHEN YOU FIGHT, YOU IN A CAGE!
WHY WOULD YOU TAKE YOURSELF OUT OF
YOUR OWN PERSONAL ELEMENT THAT YOU TRAIN FOR -- CAGE FIGHTS?
HERE'S THE THING.
THESE SHARKS DON'T EVEN WANT TO EAT PEOPLE, OKAY?
YOU HAVE NOT SEEN ONE SHARK
TRYING TO EAT ANY OF THESE PEOPLE.
THESE PEOPLE ARE OUT THERE PUTTING THEMSELVES ON THEY MENU.
THIS IS WHY WE NEED "THE LAWS OF JAWS" --
TO PROTECT SHARKS FROM US.
♪ SHE BE TALKIN' MONEY ♪
♪ LOOKIN' BOUGIE, DOWN TO RIDE ♪
♪ ON A BOAT ♪
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Grylls: THIS WOULD THEN STRAP ONTO YOUR ANKLE, ONTO YOUR KNEE.
THIS BIT THEN TRAILS BEHIND.
THAT EMITS THE ELECTRIC CURRENT.
YOU GOT AN ELECTRODE HERE AND ONE OVER THERE.
AND THEN THAT CREATE A POWERFUL ELECTRICAL FIELD.
AND IT JUST OVERPOWER THOSE ELECTRORECEPTORS.
YEAH. NOW, SEE WHAT THIS HAMMERHEAD DOES HERE.
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OHH!
YEAH, IT SEEMS TO BE THE HAMMERHEAD IS
MUCH MORE SENSITIVE TO THIS ELECTRICAL DETERRENT.
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I DON'T LIKE TO TOOT MY OWN HORN, BUT, "TOOT-TOOT!"
BECAUSE THESE LAST 29 DAYS OF "THE DAILY BITE"
HAVE BEEN UNBE-REACHABLE.
[ CHUCKLES ] WHAT AN EXPERIENCE.
LET'S TAKE A LOOK BACK AT SOME "DAILY BITE" HIGHLIGHTS.
[ SIGHS ] WHERE ARE THE TISSUES?
I'M GONNA CRY.
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IT'S TIME FOR SHARK SEX 101.
[ SENSUAL MUSIC PLAYS ] YEAH, BABY.
CAPTAIN, DO THE THING.
Captain: THE MALE BASICALLY JUST SWIMS UP
AND BITES THE FEMALE HE'S INTERESTED IN.
ESSENTIALLY, A SHARK BITE IS LIKE A RIGHT SWIPE.
HE'S MADE HIS MOVE, AND NOW IT'S TIME FOR HER TO MAKE HERS.
A LITTLE FRIGHTENED, BUT THE FIRST TIME AT THE NEW AQUARIUM, RIGHT?
HOW DO YOU FEEL? DO YOU FEEL SCARY?
NO, I FEEL LIKE A CAT.
[ LAUGHS ]
NO, BUT THIS IS BEAUTIFUL!
IT'S COOL, THOUGH, RIGHT?
WOW!
[ POLKA MUSIC PLAYS ]
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SO, THERE YOU HAVE IT, GUYS --
SEVEN-LAYER DIP AND CHEESE QUESADILLAS.
THAT'S GONNA GET ANY PARTY STARTED.
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Narrator: HE IS A MISUNDERSTOOD GUY,
ROUGH AROUND THE TEETH.
SHE IS A COLD, METALLIC SHELL WHO LIKES TO WATCH.
ON AVERAGE, A SHARK HAS 40 TO 45 TEETH!
THAT'S A LOT OF TEETH! AAH!
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REAL CLOSE.
Narrator: GUY'S FIRST "FEEDING FRENZY"
CAN BE SUMMED UP IN ONE WORD.
GNARLY.
♪♪
Narrator: RONDA GETS HER GAME FACE ON
WHILE A HUNGRY MAKO HEAVYWEIGHT
MAKES ITS WAY INTO THE UNDERWATER ARENA.
IT'S TIME FOR RONDA TO HOLD HER GROUND
AND STARE DOWN THE ULTIMATE FIGHTER OF THE SEA.
[ BELL DINGS ]
RONDA CAREFULLY TAKES OUT THE STICK,
LIKE HER COACHES INSTRUCTED, AND GETS IN POSITION.
THEN SHE REDIRECTS THE LETHAL JAWS AWAY FROM HER BODY
WITH PERFECT PRECISION.
-[ LAUGHS ] -WHOO!
-WELL DONE! -[ LAUGHS ]
SO COOL!
WHOA! -YES!
[ LAUGHS ] WHOO!
-THAT WAS AMAZING. -HOLY MOLY!
-[ LAUGHS ] -OH, MY GOD, GUYS!
Man: YEAH!
YOU SWAM WITH A MAKO SHARK!
-WHOO! -YOU DID IT!
CONGRATULATIONS!
OH, MY GOD! THANK YOU, GUYS!
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IT'S THE END OF "THE DAILY BITE,"
BUT NOT THE END OF OUR FRIENDSHIP, EVERYBODY.
I'M TALKING TO ONLY YOU, REBECCA.
HERE ARE THE TICKETS.
I'LL BE ON THE SOUTHWEST CORNER
OF 8th STREET AND MARCO AVENUE AT THE MARINA.
I'LL BE WEARING A BIG WHITE SUIT.
REMEMBER THAT TIME THAT YOU SAID
THAT YOU THOUGHT I'D LOOK GOOD IN A WHITE SUIT?
WELL, I TRIED ONE ON, AND I DO.
I SHOULD HAVE LISTENED TO YOU!
OH, GOD, REBECCA!
I LOVE YOU!
AND WE CAN MAKE IT WORK!
I'M YOUR GUY! I'M YOUR SHARK GUY!
I'M THE SHARK GUY!
I COULD DO THIS!
WE CAN DO THIS!
AAH! THIS AIN'T DEEP.
AAH! I KNOW THAT YOU AND I WERE MEANT TO BE TOGETHER!
THIS IS TWO TICKETS TO PARADISE!
YOU AND I!
IN LOVE!
THINK OF IT!
WE COULD WATCH THAT DUMB COMEDIAN
AND TAKE A ZIP LINE
AND SIT AT THE TABLE WITH THE SAME PEOPLE
UNTIL WE'RE SICK OF THEM!
Man: WE COULD SWIM WITH SHARKS.
WE COULD SWIM WITH SHARKS!
WE COULD SWIM WITH SHARKS! OH, MY GOD!
THE WHOLE CREW WANTS THIS, REBECCA!
NOT JUST ME.
AND YOUR DAD LOVES ME.
COME ON, REBECCA.
I'M THE ONLY ONE FOR YOU.
YOU KNOW THIS.
GIRL, YOU AND ME. ETERNITY.
OR AT LEAST THIS CRUISE 'CAUSE IT'S NON-REFUNDABLE.
AND YOU'RE REALLY KILLING ME RIGHT NOW.
YOU'RE KILLING ME, OKAY?
YOU'RE TALKING TO ME WITHOUT TALKING TO ME,
AND I GET THAT.
BUT I JUST --
I JUST WANT TO TAKE THIS PASSION AND MAKE IT -- OHH!
I WANT TO MAKE IT HAPPEN.
AND I THINK...
THAT'S MY DAILY BITE, YOU KNOW?
THAT'S MY DAILY BITE.
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ALL RIGHT, I SAID MY PIECE.
LEFT IT ALL OUT ON THE TABLE.
UH, JEROME TOLD ME TO DO THAT, AND I APPRECIATE THAT.
AND SO DID HERCULE.
'CAUSE THOSE GUYS --
THEY'VE BEEN WITH ME THROUGH THICK AND THIN.
'CAUSE IN THIS INSTANCE, WATER IS THICKER THAN BLOOD.
THESE GUYS KNOW.
PHEW!
THEY'RE MY H2-BROS.
THAT'S ALL I GOT.