-Thank you for coming back to see us.
I love hanging out with you.
And last time I saw you, we went to the Olive Garden.
-Yes, sir. [ Laughter ]
-And we did our bit. It was really fun.
I enjoyed it.
I really did love the Olive Garden.
I've never been there. And I loved the breadsticks.
-I can show you the ways of the truth.
-Yeah, thank you. -The ways of justice.
-The ways of the justice. Thank you, yeah.
Exactly what the Olive Garden was.
And then -- then, you're like, "What are we doing now?"
And it was like probably 10:30 or 11:00, and I go,
"Oh, I'm gonna go to bed. I'm tired."
And you go, "No, come on. That's not the way we do it."
And I go, "Yeah, yeah, I got to do it, man.
Grandpa's got to go home."
And you go, "No, come on, Jimothy, let's do it."
-Jimothy? -And then we went out...
-Yes sir. -...to a place called
Paddy Reilly's. -Yeah.
-Yeah, and, dude, it was great.
We didn't tell them we were coming or anything.
-No, it was incredible. It was a good time.
-Dude, we shut the place down. -We shut it down.
We sang some Irish folk songs. -We really did.
Dude, you know a lot of Irish folk songs.
It was fantastic. -Thank you very much.
-You're a talented individual. -I learned that from drinking --
[ Automated voice ] -Bud light.
-No, that's not --
As you're sipping on a Bud Light right now.
-Mnh-mnh. -No, no, no, water.
-No, it's not. -No, it's not.
-It's water. -It's water.
[ Laughter ]
Dude, last night, you did the Bud Light Dive Bar Tour?
-Yes, sir. -Now, what's the deal with that?
-You know, I'm just...
As everyone probably knows who knows me,
I'm the biggest Bud Light advocate in the whole universe.
-You really are. Besides my dad.
[ Both laugh ]
My dad who just lived on Bud Light for years.
-And, you know, we did one last year,
and we came out this year, with Sublime as the band,
and Fat Joe came out. -I can't believe that.
-Yeah, it was a lot of fun. -How fun.
So, you're doing, like, different dive bars
around the country? -Yeah, so, I guess, you know,
hopefully, we'll get to do a third one if they still like me,
and then -- [ Light laughter ]
-Yeah, they do. -You know, we can just run
around and do shows, and I get to sing songs
for people who want to hear them,
and I think that's pretty, pretty cool.
-That is cool. The third album, it's rumored
that it's coming out. We don't know when.
Is it close? Is it anywhere --
-It's completed. -It's done.
-Third album is done, if anybody cares.
[ Cheers and applause ]
Done. Finished. Over, done.
-You have the concept, you have everything, it's done.
Could you maybe talk about maybe when it might come out?
-It'll be September. -Really?
-Early September. [ Cheers and applause ]
-That's a great month. -It's exciting.
You know, it's exciting, because I really --
You know, there's -- It's a long process
that goes into it, but, you know, finally,
towards the end, we kind of rallied and just made it work,
which is exciting for me.
-When you write an album -- forgive me -- but how many songs
do you write, and do you whittle it down
to 12 of your favorites or something?
-Man, I mean, there's -- Usually, I just go in
and have an abnormal amount of Bud Light
and go into the booth and just kind of sing over beats
and wait until I find a good melody
and then sit down and write it. So --
And we've done that probably a hundred times
and then just shift through them
and then see which ones are smoosh hits.
-Smoosh -- -Smoosh hits.
-You got to have smoosh hits.
-Yeah, it's all about smoosh hits, dude.
-Last time you were here, we gave a little taste
of "Sunflower," and it became the song of the century.
-Sure. -And I have a new song.
Would you guys like to hear it? [ Cheers and applause ]
I love you, man. You're the best, dude.
So, this -- it's a new song, called "Circles."
-Yes, sir. -And this is Post Malone.
Here we go.
Let's just get a little taste of it.
-♪ Run away while we're running in circles ♪
♪ Run away, run away ♪
♪ I dare you to do something ♪
♪ I'm waiting on you again ♪
♪ So I don't take the blame ♪
♪ Run away while we're running in circle ♪
♪ Run away ♪ -Oh, my gosh.
Come on, dude! [ Cheers and applause ]
How does that feel? That's cool, right?
-It feels good. You know, on this next album,
we're doing a lot of cool, very fresh type stuff.
I've probably used the adjective "fresh" for every single album
or song that I've ever put out.
-Well, it's working, so keep using it, man, yeah.
Triple platinum.
Does your ma -- I got to meet your mom.
Does your mom -- -Yeah.
-She's awesome. She's beautiful.
Hi, Mom. Does she get to --
Is she proud of you, and like hang that stuff up?
-I hope so. [ Laughter ]
-Yeah, she is. But I mean, does she get to,
like, hang the stuff on the walls and stuff?
-You know what? I'm probably gonna end up,
you know, giving her some goodies for --
You know, we're figuring out what she wants to do now, so...
I hope she doesn't come and move to Utah with me,
because I love her but not that much.
[ Laughter ]
-You don't want to live -- Yeah.
It's like, "Yeah, hey, Mom, get your own place," yeah.
-Hey, Mom. -No, but my mom would always,
like, cut out articles or anything --
anything, any mention of me, like, my mom would call me
and be like, "You were great on 'Ellen.'"
You know whenever I go, she'd give me reviews.
But that's what moms are for, right?
-Oh, yeah.
-Does she give you reviews and say it's good or bad.
-She usually never tells me it's bad.
She just says, "Oh, my God. You did such a great job."
-See? That's what you need.
[ Cheers and applause ] -That's what we want.
Oh, Posty Fest. -Sure.
-Now, this is a giant hit, and you're gonna do it again.
-Yes, sir. -You're doing this in November?
And where are you doing this?
-We're doing it at AT&T Stadium,
where God's favorite football team plays.
-Oh, my gosh. -The Dallas Cowboys.
-Dude, that's giant. November 2nd.
You're doing -- -No, not Giants.
-No, I said, "No, it is giant." -Oh, yeah.
-"That is giant." [ Laughter ]
Cowboys, yeah, I got you.
I mean, that's big, dude.
-Yeah, hell yeah. I'm excited.
-It's a hit. -You know, this is --
It's kind of like -- kind of like dreams come true
because, like, my dad worked there for --
That's why I moved to Texas from Upstate so, I mean --
[ Cheers ]
It feels good to be able to kind of like play at AT&T Stadium.
-Oh, yeah, I mean, it's not like a dive bar,
but I love that you do both -- you do dive bars and stadiums.
Good for you, man. -Thank you so much.