We have a very exciting announcement.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, we do. It's huge!
Why did you just - we talked about this
and you acted surprised
Totally forgot. - I'm not a part of it.
You are a part of it! You're a talent! You're an important co-starring role.
I'm a talent but I'm not like a producer or like any, like a writer of it.
Yeah, it went smoothly.
Anyway, at 11 a.m. PST today - - That's California time -
- the first two of ten serialized Instagram episodes are going up
on my Instagram and Igor's Instagram.
It's gonna be incredible. It's a whodunit web series about...
called "Who Ruined This Party." No. - Who Ruined THE Party.
I'm... at 11 a.m. PST I will be - - If you post anything...-
- posting my own video series.
Episode 1 is on MY Instagram and then head on over to Igor's Instagram
for episode 2. - Every day at 11 a.m.
For FIVE DAYS. That's what you can do, you can post a photo from it every day.
Could you do that? -No. I don't wanna be a part of it.
I'll pay you five dollars. -Okay.
And an extra 30 cents from me.
Yeah that seems about right given your incomes.
This week I'm pretty sure I wrote this person's name down wrong.
What is it? -So this person's is either
Varia, Varga, Vargia?
How do you flirt as a couple?
Ohhhhhhh... - Wait, what?
Okay, I knew you would be confused.
Like, when you're a couple and you wanna include a third, how do you flirt?
Oh, this is like "Thrinder."
I think you guys can all see what's coming.
An act-out. -Ohhh... it's time for an act out.
(pow sound effects)
You get an act out, you get an act out, you get an act out, I run an act out.
Great. Who's the couple, me and you? - You guys are the couple.
Me and Allison are the couple? - No.
You wish. - You and Igor. It needs to be believable.
So you guys are a couple.
You've been married for seven years. - Who's dead?
We were hitting on Allison and then it turns out
Allison hasn't been here in forty years you know what I mean, like she's a ghost.
Why would you ruin the act out?
You guys have been together for - - Six years.
- Eight months. - Oh wow, okay, eight months.
Never interrupt me.
At the beginning of the relationship, Gaby was polyamorous.
You weren't. -Okay.
Seem familiar? Yeah, I know.
But now, you're like, 'Okay, I wanna keep Gaby so I'll open and try new things.'
Seem familiar? Yeah, I know. - This is personally triggering.
But you're not ready to go off and have separate things
so you're gonna try something as a couple.
There's gonna be a few scenarios
and you have three lives
so if you lose all three lives then you get disqualified.
It's life or death, kind of a sex?
Right now, you have ... - - All sex should be life or death.
So you are, right now, you are at...
... at Kevin's work party. He works in game design.
Am I Kevin here? -Yeah.
Well it's sort of not good to hit on people at a work function
because.... -Well.... yeah!
Again. You're RUINING the game! - I'm sorry!
Ding ding ding, they won that round!
I'm a very ethical slut.
But just so you know, because you didn't hit on that girl at Kevin's work party
you went home, had a fight and you slept on the floor.
He wouldn't even let you sleep on the couch.
Wait, she slept on the floor because we didn't hit on someone?
No, because you forgot the milk.
You guys have been married for thirty-five years. You're very old.
You both hate each other. -Jesus.
You're at a bar. -Yeah.
I'm the Snow Bunny.
Go.
How young are you?
I say I'm 23 but I'm lying.
Can I buy you a drink?
Sure!
What... what are you having?
I'll have a hot chocolate.
Like a sweet little pretty bird. -Okay.
And we are like... our marriage is gonna fall apart if we don't have this threesome.
(shooting sounds)
You kill us in the bar?!
Yeah, cause actually what I was was a terrorist.
What's the lesson here? This is a terrible act out.
You should have not talked to me.
Scenario 3. I'm one of yours' half-sister.
Okay.
But we don't know which one.
This was the least helpful episode of all time.
We need to give them real tips.
What is your real tip, Igor? - Yeah I was gonna say, Igor.
Have you ever had group sex?
No. But I've talked about it shortly before breaking up.
But talking about it was a sexy thing.
And I talked about it... (drum roll) during sex.
Ew. Stop. No. That's terrible.
I like this. This is like its own spectrum of like,
'that's disgusting', 'we talked about it once', 'I did it yesterday'.
750k, you guys!
I texted both of you congratulating you.
No response! What was up with that?
You didn't. That was someone else.
What?
You have our numbers saved in your phone but it's just a Chipotle in Burbank.
I did wonder why you guys keep sending me coupons.
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