WELCOME.
ONE AND ALL, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN AND CHILDREN OF ALL
AGES.
TO THE LATE SHOW, I'M YOUR HOST STEPHEN WOL BETTER.
AND WE ARE LIVE, NOT TONIGHT.
WE WERE LIVE THE LAST TWO NIGHTS.
FOLLOWING THE DEMOCRATIC DEBATE.
HERE LIVE SHOWS, TON OF FUN, A LOT OF ENERGY.
BUT WE ARE DOING THE SHOW, ABOUT THE THING THAT JUST HAPPENED,
MINUTES BEFORE, WE DON'T HAVE TIME FOR A LOT OF COMPLEX
ANALYSIS OF WHAT YOU HAVE JUST SEEN IT IS REALLY JUST HOT
TAKES, OKAY.
BUT NOW WITH SOME REFLECTION, AFTER 4 TO 48 HOURS TO DIGEST
WHAT HAPPENED, I CAN CONFIDENTLY SAY WHAT HAPPENED?
(LAUGHTER) I MEAN ALSO--
(APPLAUSE) ALSO, ALSO WHY HAPPENED?
I MEAN IT IS 20 PEOPLE.
AND IF I AM GENEROUS SIX OF THEM SHOULD BE UP THEREMENT I'M
LOOKING AT AW STEVE BULLOCK, I THINK COULD BE MICHAEL BENNET,
IT'S HARD TO TELL.
BECAUSE HERE IS THE DEAL.
NETWORKS HAVE A VESTED INTEREST IN ET GOING THE CANDIDATES TO
FATE WITH EACH OTHER FOR THE DRAMA.
SO FRONT RUNNERS STAND UP THERE, AND GET BRUTALLY HORSEWHIPPED
FOR HOURS WHILE THE MAN DEMOCRATS REALLY WANT THEM TO AK
TA, DN ALD TRUMP IS BARELY MENTIONED.
BUT YOU KNOW HO HAS THE COURAGE TO TALK ABOUT DONALD TRUMP?
DONALD TRUMP.
AND RIGHT NOW, RIGHT NOW-- (APPLAUSE)
I WILL CATCH YOU UP ON HIS LATEST MOUSE SOUNDS.
IN TONIGHT'S CHOPPER TALK.
EARLIER THIS EVENING, LATE THIS AFTERNOON.
>> HI, JON.
>> Jon: LATE THIS AFTERNOON, THIS EVENING, THIS EVENING IS
THE RALLY, RIGHT, THIS EVENING TRUMP HELD A RALLY IN
CINCINNATI.
SO FOR ONCE CHILI ON SPAGHETTI WAS NOT THE MOST DISGUSTING
THING IN TOWN.
AND ST IS WAS TRUMP'S FIRST RALLY SINCE HIS AUDIENCE CHANTED
"SEND HER BACK" ABOUT CONGRESSWOMAN ILAN-- ILHAN OMAR.
FUN FACT, SHE'S STILL HERE.
SO-- (APPLAUSE).
>> Stephen: SO ONE REPORTER HAD A SIMP WILL QUESTION.
>> ARE YOU PREPARED.
>> I DON'T KNOW WHAT IS GOING TO HAPPEN, YOU I CAN TELL YOU THIS,
I AM GOING TO SINCE NATIONALLEE, THE ARENA IS A VERY LARGE ONE
AND WE'VE SOLD IT OUT.
AND WE CAN SELL IT OUT PROBABLY TEN TIMES FROM WHAT I HEAR.
>> Stephen: I'VE GOT ONE THING, AND ONE THING ONLY TO SAY
ABOUT THOSE TERRIBLE RACIST CHANTS, THEY REALLY PUT THE
ASSES IN THE SEATS.
>> Stephen: TRUMP CONTINUED, TRUMP CONTINUED TO NOT ANSWER
THE QUESTION.
>> I CAN'T TELL YOU WHETHER OR NOT THEY'RE GOING TO DO THAT
CHANTED.
IF THEY DOT CLANT, WE WILL HAVE TO STEE WHAT HAPPENS.
>> WILL YOU STOP IT?
>> I DONE KNOW THAT YOU CAN STOP PEOPLE.
>> Stephen: I MEAN WHAT AM I GOING TO DO, TELL MY WHOLE
AUDIENCE TO GO BACK WHERE THEY CAME FROM.
THAT IS NOT WHAT AMERICA IS ABOUT, FOLKS.
THEN THE REPORTER-- (APPLAUSE)
THEN THE REPORTERS PERSISTED IN THEIR PERSISTING.
>> DO YOU HAVE A MESSAGE FOR THEM NOW, BEFORE THEY.
>> I DO HAVE A MESSAGE, MY MESSAGE IS FOR THE PEOPLE, DO
YOU KNOW WHAT MY MESSAGE S I LOVE THEM.
AND I THINK THEY LOVE ME. I ACTUALLY THINK THEY LOVE ME.
>> Stephen: THEY LOVE ME, THEY REALLY LOVE ME.
OR THEY REALLY HATE MEXICANS, YOU KNOW.
POTATOE BURRITO.
IN THE AFTERMATH.
(APPLAUSE) IN THE AFTERMATH OF LAST NIGHT'S
DEBATE, EVERYONE'S PO KUSSING ON THE PERFORMANCE OF FRONTRUNNER
JOE BIDEN.
>> BIDEN DID WELL ENOUGH TO STOP SOME OF THE FEARS.
BUT NOT TO GIVE PEOPLE THAT OVERWHELMING CONFIDENCE THIS IS
OUR DPIE.
>> I THINK BIED ENDID OKAY.
>> HE DID JUST FINE.
>> HE DID WELL ENOUGH, WAS HE AMAZING, WAS HE PERFECT, WAS HE
ENTIRELY CONSISTENT?
NO.
>> Stephen: OKAY, THERE YOU HAVE IT.
DEMOCRATS HAVE GONE FROM YES, WE CAN.
TO THAT WILL DO.
I WILL TAKE IT.
I'LL TALK IT.
I'M FAWN WITH THAT.
>> YOU LIKE THAT.
>> I'M FAIN WITH THAT.
BUT THERE IS 34RE7B9 PLENTY OF TIME, RIGHT.
THE ELECTION IS STILL 126 MONTHS AWAY, YOU HAVE TO HAVE A LOT OF
PEOPLE AT FIRST, RIGHT.
IT'S LIKE SEA TURTLES HAMPING ON A BEACH, OKAY.
LOTS OF BIRDS SRK WILLING OVERHEAD BUT THERE ARE THOUSANDS
OF THEM, ONE OF THEM HAS TO MAKE IT TO THE WATER.
PLUS IT'S GOING TO BE SO FUN TO WATCH THOSE BIRDS DRAG OFF BILL
DE BLASIO.
>> Jon: OH, OH!
(APPLAUSE) DZ CIRCUMSTANCE-- .
>> Stephen: SRK ELF LIFE.
AND THE RACE IS GOING TO GET EVEN MORE CONTENTIOUS, AS
REUTERS PUT IT, JOE BIDEN AND ELIZABETH WARREN ARE TWO HIGH
SPEED TRAINS ON A COLLISION COURSE AND YOU DID NOT WANT TO
CHALLENGE JOE BIDEN TO A TRAIN FIGHT.
IT IS HIS NATURAL HABITAT.
SOME CANDIDATES ARE TRYING TO CLAIM VIC REAL ESTATE FOR THE
DEBATES.
FOR INSTANCE TIM RYAN CLEARLY THOUGHT HE SCORED A POINT HERE
AGAINST BERNIE SANDERS OVER EMISSION STANDARDS.
>> I DIDN'T SAY WE COULDN'T GET THERE UNTIL 2024, BERNIE.
YOU DON'T HAVE TO YELL.
>> YES, I DO!
I DO HAVE TO YELL, ESPECIALLY AFTER THE EARLY BIRD SPECIAL,
YELLING IS THE ONLY THING THAT KEEPS ME AWAKE.
AND-- THE I WILL HAVE THE HONEYMOON SALAD, LETTUCE, NO
DRESSING.
>> Stephen: YESTERDAY RYAN'S CAMPAIGN TWEETED OUT A NEW
CAMPAIGN MOTTO, YOU DON'T HAVE TO YELL.
CONGRESSMAN RYAN, YOU DON'T HAVE TO RUN.
IF YOU GO TO RYAN'S WEBSITE YOU CAN EVEN GET A YOU DON'T HAVE TO
YELL STICKER.
ORDER SHIP WITHIN SEVEN BUSINESS DAYS SO ORDER NOW AND GET YOURS
THE DAY AFTER HE DROPS OUT.
NOW AFTER LAST NIGHT, WAS IT JUST LAST NIGHT.
>> YEAH, THAT WAS LAST NIGHT.
>> AFTER LAST NIGHT TULSI GABBARD WAS THE MOST SEARCHED
CANDIDATE ON GOOGLE, ALTHOUGH JOE BIDEN WAS THE MOST SEARCHED
ON ROTARY PHONES.
(LAUGHTER) THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
THERE IS ALSO SOME GOOD FLUS FOR CORY BEERK.
HE MAY NOT HAVE INCREASED HIS DONATIONS TEN FOLD.
WE JUST LEARNED THAT JON BON JOVI WILL HOST A CORY BOOKER
FUNDRAISER AT HIS HAMPTON HOME.
MAKES SENSE, MAKES SENSE, AFTER ALL BOOKER'S CAMPAIGN IS LIVING
ON A PRAYER!
♪ AND BOOKER REALLY NEEDS THAT FUND RAISE ARE BECAUSE SINCE HE
IS POLLING BELOW 2% HE'S NOT EVEN.
♪ HALFWAY THERE.
♪ OH.
♪ OF COURSE CONSIDERREE BOOK CERTIFICATE NOT THE ONLY ONE
WITH BIG FANCY CELEBRITY FRIENDS.
RIGHT BEFORE THE DEBATE BERNIE SANDERS SAT DOWN WITH HIP-HOP
SUPERSTAR CARDI B.
SHE MUST BE FEELING THE CARDI BERN BECAUSE THE TWO GOT
TOGETHER TO FILM A 2020 PRESIDENTIAL CAMPAIGN VIDEO
MEANT TO APPEAL TO YOUNG VOTE ARES.
>> DONALD TRUMP IS A BILLIONAIRE WITHOUT DOES NOT CARE ABOUT THE
AMERICAN TWERKING CLASS.
(LAUGHTER) >> I MAKE MY MONEY MOVE.
>> Stephen: THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
THIS UNLAKE LEIGH CELEBRITY FRIENDSHIP BEGAN IN 2018 WHEN
CARDI B NAME CHECKED ONE OF BRNIE SANDER'S HEROS IN A GQ
INTERVIEW SAYING FDR IS THE REAL MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN
PRESIDENT BECAUSE IT T IF IT WASN'T FOR HIM OLD PEOPLE
WOULDN'T EVEN GET SOCIAL SECURITY.
YEAH.
NO SURPRISE A RAPPER LOVES FDR.
WE ALL REMEMBER THE FAMOUS RAP BATTLE OF THE BULGE WHEN
ROOSEVELT DEFEATED M.C. HITLER.
(LAUGHTER) YEAH, SURE, SURE, WHY NOT.
VERY FEW PEOPLE KNOW THAT.
>> Jon: YEAH.
>> Stephen: VERY FEW PEOPLE KNOW THAT.
>> Jon: DON'T HURT HIM.
TOO LEGIT TO QUIT.
>> Stephen: PLEASE HITLER, DON'T HURT HIM.
THE VIDEO IS NOT OUT YET BUT CARDI B POSTED THIS PHOTO OF THE
TWO HANGING OUT IN A HIGH END NAIL SALON.
>> CARDI, I WANT YOU TO KNOW I BELIEVE IN MANI PEDI CARE FOR
ALL.