- Hey.
You're all doing a beauty pageant right?
When's the talent portion?
I can touch my tongue to my eyeball.
Yeah!
Hey!
Hey Cake!
Hey!
- Not now, I'm busy.
I said yellow frosting not marigold.
This is the most important day of my life
and you expect me to go out there with marigold frosting?
Marigold doesn't make my lettering pop, now does it?
Does it?!
Get lost.
You're fired.
You'll never work a pageant again.
- Whoa!
I gotta hand it to you.
I've seen a lotta outbursts but that one takes the cake.
(laughs)
- I'm about to be named the next happy birthday cake.
- The next happy birthday cake?
Well that's a weird name.
My name's Orange.
(laughs)
- Don't call me a birthday cake.
Not yet anyway.
I'm not a birthday cake until I've won
and I put on the candle tiara.
Knock on wood or something would you?
I don't want to jinx this.
I've been working towards this moment my entire life.
- Sorry I don't have any hands,
but I can tell you a knock-knock joke.
(laughs)
- I'll pass thanks.
- Knock knock.
- I said no thank you.
- I said no thank you who?
- I'm not doing a knock knock joke with you.
- I don't think I get it.
(laughs)
(growls)
- Contestants report to the stage.
We have the results.
- This is it.
This is the moment I've been waiting for.
- Would you say it's the icing on the cake?
(laughs)
- Ugh, even your knock-knock joke was better than that.
- Let's get to it then.
Oh, wrong envelope.
This is actually a birthday card for the birthday girl.
Whoa, 10 bucks.
Nice!
Sorry 'bout that.
Anywho, here's the real envelope.
And the winner and new happy birthday cake is
Baby Blue!
- Hee!
Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god!
- I'm so happy for you.
- So happy.
- Just so incredibly happy.
- There she is.
Happy birthday cake.
- Hee!
Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god!
- Here's your sash.
Wear it proudly.
- I have always dreamed this day would come.
- And of course your candle tiara.
- Hee, it's like actually happening.
Somebody pinch me.
- If I had fingers I'd pinch you real good.
- Thank you so much.
I, oh my god, I can't believe this is just so--
- Well said Baby Blue and now that you've been crowned
this year's happy birthday cake there's just one last thing.
- Matches?
Whoa, this pageant just got lit.
(laughs)
- I'm ready.
(shouts)
This is like so painful.
Oh this is worse than I thought it would be.
- Look at her milk in a big moment for all it's worth.
- Hey!
You missed a candle.
This is my big moment and you're ruining it for me.
Can't you do anything right?
Everybody stop taking pictures.
Thank you everyone for celebrating this moment with me.
It's every little cupcake's dream to grow up
and be a birthday cake.
Thank you, thank you.
- I am so jealous of her.
- Just look at her smoldering.
She looks so happy.
- And I'm so happy for her.
- Unclench your teeth honey, it's not over.
(screams)
- What an attention hog.
- That is so gonna be me next year.
- As if.
It's gonna be me.
I just can't decide whether my platform
is gonna be ending hunger or promoting world--
- Pieces?
- Every pageant contestant worth her baking powder
knows it's world peace not world pieces.
- Now pieces!
- Huh?
(screams)
- Now that wasn't very slice.
(laughs)
- You think cakes have it bad?
Try being a present dude.
(screams)
(happy guitar music)