BRUCE: Vicki what I'm trying to tell you is
VICKI: Hey, it's okay. You can tell me.
-Okay. [CLEARS THROAT]
[DOORBELL RINGS]
What I'm tryin' to tell you is...
... see I
[DOORBELL RINGS]
-I'll be right back
-I...
[DOOR OPENS]
(screams)
[BOOMBOX PLAYS "Beautiful Dreamer"]
JOKER: Miss me?
Nice place, you got here
lots of space
Uh, Vicki, we really need to have a talk
I'm very upset...
We were having dinner.
I was a man doing well with a beautiful woman...
...and without so much as an apology
you ran off
with that sideshow phony.
Y'know Vic...
I've recently had a tragedy in my life, Alicia
threw herself out of the window
-(faintly) Oh my god
But you can't make an omelet without breaking some eggs
[BREAKS MASK]
(Vicki screams)
(Joker laughs)
Well, Miss Vale...
...another rooster in the hen house (giggles)
Take thy beak from out my heart
[TURNS BOOMBOX OFF]
-Bruce?
-Bruce...Wayne? N'est-ce pas?
-Most of the time.
I know who you are.
Lemme tell ya about this guy I know, Jack
mean kid, bad seed...
...hurt people.
-I like him already!
(chuckles)
Y'know what the problem was
He got sloppy
Y'know? Crazy. He started to lose it
Get a head full of bad wiring, I guess. Couldn't keep it straight up here
He was the kind of guy who
couldn't hear the train until it was 2 feet in front of him.
You know what happened this guy, Jack?
He made mistakes.
Then he had his--
[BREAKS VASE]
(shouting)--lights out! Now you wanna get nuts?
C'mon! Let's get nuts.
-Tell me something my friend...
[COCKS GUN]
Ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight?
-What?
I always ask that of all my prey.
I just like the sound of it.
[FIRES GUN]
(Vicki screams)
Never rub another man's rhubarb
(chuckles)
Why is it every time we have company...
...somebody always gets in the way?
I'll need a moment alone boys
"I'm only laughing on the outside
My smile is just skin deep
If you could see inside, I've been crying
You might join me for a weep"
(cackles maniacally)
(makes fart sound with mouth)