Game over, Lincoln!
It's not what it looks like!
I'm sorry, but I didn't have a choice.
Oh, Mister!
[screaming]
Hearts of romaine, kidney beans and--
Ah! The horror, horror, horror!
Lincoln.
Found the perfect present for Mom and Dad! Tada!
You guys, maybe we should listen to her and stop fighting.
Ah, a big brother's work is never done.
Uh.
So, this is where all my shoes are.
When I get my hands on you, I'm gonna--
[guitar playing]
We don't want a repeat of last year.
[giggling]
You guys got some great stuff.
Wait, did you say, "test"?
Lori, I didn't study.
Guys, I still can't see.
Open your eyes.
It's a miracle.
Lincoln, you saved me.
- Why? - 'Cause you've got a good heart.
And you deserve to survive more than I do.
[sneezing]
Dang it.
Ow!
Okay, girls, fashion show!
What?! Girls?! No way!
You promised!
[laughing]
It was in that moment, I realized I was Luna Loud!
I lovey love this song!
Sing it like you mean it, Vic!
Chill, dudes.
[screaming]
[clucking]
♪ Take my advice And don't be a mooch ♪
♪ Grab life by the lips And give it a smooch ♪
Careful, Mr. Coconuts. You've got a chip on your shoulder.
[laughing]
Hey, less jokes, more salsa.
You guys were right. It feels really good to give our stuff
to kids who will actually use it.
Wow, this is all really impressive, Lily; the whipped cream, the toilet rocket.
You get me.
I "nose" just what this picture needs. Haha.
[screaming]
Sorry.
[laughing]
I'm Lin Loud, Jr.
[laughing]
Haha, nice catch, Lincoln.
Nice throw, Lin.
[cooing]
[grunting]
Uh, this is awkward.
Huh. Ya. Dorga. Huh.
Dorga. Ow!
Tada!
It's good luck for the team.
Bring the sting! Bring the sting! Bring the sting!
It's good luck for the team.
Coach was giving these babies away for free.
Uh.
Oh, sorry, Lola but no, she's really fragile.
I have to take special care of her.
I spent all day making this coffin to keep her safe.
This is my fault.
I give you too much fright too soon.
No, Lucy. No!
Here, Lin. Don't forget your chainsaw.
Failure. You know, there is no one else to blame.
For the choices you make are always the same.
[screaming]
But the bat corner was my secret dark place.
I just wanna say I'm sorry for your loss.
And that I'd be honored to serve as funeral director.
I keep an assortment of caskets on hand.
Yeah, we are gonna impress the snot outta this lady.
Hey, Lincoln. You like seafood? See! Food! Blah!
You, too!
[everyone] You look silly.
[screaming]
[coughing]
Hey, you washed off my mud!
[laughing]
Life is a fragile thing.
I don't wanna take any risks.
But you're the queen of risks.
Attacking is cool.
[grunting]
There's nothing up there.
There's gotta be! Now, keep looking!
But how will I keep my reptiles warm?
They're cold blooded, you know.
But you're not.
Tea?
[humming]
I'll make it extra sweet.
Who's the prettiest in the land?
Not you after the mud monster gets you.
[screaming]
[sirens blaring]
Hey, look! Free makeup samples!
Huh?
Cute.
I wanted to go straight to med school.
But that dunderhead in the principal's office
said fifth grade was the best he could offer.
Really?!
Ah! The missing piece of my gastrointestinal study!
And did I mention electricity?
Billy, let's bust some rhymes better suited to your infant ears.
Phew.
You say tomato, I say solanum lycopersicum.
Ah, a fresh sample for my studies.
Thank you, Charles.
[whimpering]
[crying]
[grunting]
Lin, hurry. Her little teeth are so sharp.
[cooing]
No, Lily, you definitely don't need that.
[pouting]
[cooing]
Dang it.
It's doughnut, sweetie.
Doughnut.
She's a fast learner.
See you next week at the daycare, Ms. Lily.
[farting]
[pooping]
[grunting]
Aw, do you wanna give me a kiss?
Lynn, check this out!
Who has goat?!
No, I said, look at this!
I'm not cooking fish!
If I get the job, I'll take you to Jean Juan's French Mex Buffet
for a celebration dinner.
[gasping]
You picture this. I go undercover at Royal Woods High
for a hard hitting story on teen life.
I can see the headlines now.
[screaming]
I hate Halloween!
I love Halloween.
Us and Lily and your father needs an appropriate tie,
But still one that has some personality.
But mostly one that's appropriate.
Yes, but I say--
Honey, we have to put our best foot forward.
My dad used to play favorites all the time and it drove me nuts.
Hey Dad, you ready to make some Key Lynn Pie with me?
And this was your great great great grandfather, Lynwood Loud.
He was the first Loud with flat feet.
Oh, Lincoln, this is wonderful.
It's the best gift we've ever gotten.