>> DID THE QUARANTINE FORCE YOU TO CANCEL YOUR DREAM VACATION?
WELL, WORRY NOT, BECAUSE AT LIMITED TRAVEL, WE'LL HELP YOU
TAKE THAT VACATION YOU DIDN'T DREAM ABOUT, LIKE A GETAWAY TO
YOUR OWN GUEST BEDROOM.
IMAGINE FOUR INCREDIBLE NIGHTS IN A ROOM WHERE YOUR
MOTHER-IN-LAW HAS SPORADICALLY SLEPT.
OR LET US PLAN A VISIT TO YOUR EXOTIC BASEMENT, FULL OF RUSTIC
CHARM, LIKE A CONCRETE FLOOR, SUMP PUMP, AND EXPOSED ASBESTOS
INSULATION.
MORE IN THE MOOD FOR A BEACH VACATION?
PUT YOUR FEET IN THE SAND AT CAT TURD BEACH.
OR SPEND THE AFTERNOON AT LUSCIOUS LOW PILE LINKS FOR A
ROUND OF REBOUND GOLF, AND THEN RELAX AT THE 19th HOLE.
AND GET TO KNOW THE COLORFUL LOCALS.
>> I'M BORED.
I WANT TO DO SOMETHING NOW!
>> SO CALL LIMITED TRAVEL TODAY FOR YOUR HOME AWAY FROM HOME
INSIDE YOUR HOME.
>> IT'S "A LATE SHOW WITH STEPHEN COLBERT."