(dramatic music)
(gasping shockingly)
(soft dramatic music)
- [Woman] Is that me?
Oh my God!
(soft dramatic music)
- Oh!
(chuckling)
(exhaling softly)
You bitch.
(soft dramatic music)
Oh my God!
Oh we funnier than a mother (beeping).
- Mhm. - 'Cause.
- We funny as hell.
- Yeah this is hilarious.
(scoffing)
Man. - Mhm.
(shuddering softly)
- This bitch look just like me.
(soft dramatic music)
I'm gonna explode.
What the (beeping)?
Man.
What's the deal with this man?
- When you drink, you can't hold your liquor.
I've seen you throw up and cover a whole kitchen with it.
Projectile throw up.
I had to clean up her throw up.
And then what really scared me was when we was out last week
and you fell on your chin.
- I split my chin open last week,
it's crazy. - Anything coulda
happened to you Sha.
(soft dramatic music)
And what we will not be doin' is dyin' out on each other.
So, that's the littlest reminder.
- [Shavonna] No not the littlest at all.
- [Together] Three.
(exhaling softly)
Two.
One!
(soft dramatic music)
- Eva what the (beeping)?
Is that me peeing in drag?
(soft dramatic music)
What the (beeping) would you put me
peeing on my (beeping) leg?
(soft dramatic music)
- One time you were telling me about how
you were into (beeping) play.
So I thought it'd be funny if you got a tattoo
of yourself pissing.
(soft dramatic music)
- This is not (beeping) play.
This is some girl, she's probably drunk
and (beeping) peein' in the street girl.
- I wouldn't be pissed.
(screaming)
- Oh she's smart now! (screaming)
Oh she's smart!
(laughing)
(gasping dramatically)
(beeping)
- Bro.
(soft dramatic music)
- It's an ass.
(soft dramatic music)
Oh my God bro.
I hate you right now.
How am I supposed to explain this to my future kids?
I don't need eat (beeping).
- [Mike] Exactly.
Exactly bro.
- I'm really excited to hear this story.
- So I talked to your girl one day man.
She told me that on her birthday,
she was drunk and she asked you to (beeping) her ass bro.
- And I said no! - And you said no.
Yeah, like bro!
(snorting softly)
This is your lady, this is your wife bro.
You gotta go all out.
- Oh so everybody's just (beeping) ass.
- Toss the salad.
- Everybody just (beeping). - We all do it, I do it.
- Am I the only that doesn't eat (beeping)?
- Yes you are.
- [Stephon] And it says beat, eat it, under it.
The visual wasn't enough, you gotta put words?
(soft dramatic music)
- Why did you add the B?
- Well if you don't do none of that (beeping),
you're bustin' (beeping).
(screaming)
(soft dramatic music)
- Oh my God.
It's me.
- Yeah it's you.
You thought it was-- - It's Nilly the squid!
- It's Nilly the squid!
You like it?
- Oh my God!
That bitch got big lips like me!
- And big titties like you.
- [Nilsa] That is hilarious.
What's the lesson?
- You're always so worried about your looks.
You're goofy and you're silly just like that tattoo
and I want you to realize that.
You never think you're gonna find a husband.
But you're so beautiful on the inside.
- And you did the squid 'cause she calls herself
Nillie the squid. - Yeah, mhm.
- And chi chi's up? - Titties up.
Always be ready.
- [Together] Three,
two.
- [Woman] Oh my goodness.
- [Together] One!
(gasping dramatically)
- Why did you do this?
(laughing)
(soft dramatic music)
This is absolutely (beeping) disgusting.
- You like it?
- Like it's not funny.
I'm not laughing.
I'm dead-ass like really pissed.
(dramatic music)
- Can you explain this tattoo for us Ashleigh?
- [Tajana] I'd love to know.
- Because Taj doesn't like clowns.
I would say like, you fear them.
- Don't tell people that.
- And then, I can't believe how much it looks like you.
- Yo.
This is from my Instagram, like lookin' mad cute.
- I had to make sure I took her prettiest picture.
- And put a clown on it. - Yep.
- It comes off as you're calling her a clown.
- Ashleigh's a bully.
Once again.
(dramatic music)
- Is that (beeping) me?
(dramatic music)
What the (beeping).
Like what was the point of this?
- So remember the time we all went to the beach
and you (beeping) your pants?
I mean it's a toxic waste.
(soft dramatic music)
- Are you (beeping) kidding me?
That happened one time!
I was 10!
What the (beeping) Lexi.
- Why would you put this on her leg?
- Because she needs to get her (beeping) together.
Not just the beach incident.
It's for work, it's for life, it's for memories.
- It's diarrhea saying toxic waste!
from an accident that happened like 10 years ago!
(soft dramatic music)
(gasping dramatically)
(groaning)
(dramatic music)
- [Renee] Is that me?
Oh my God, you're an idiot!
Am I pooping?
- Yeah.
- [Renee] I'm (beeping) into a pinata.
- Yes you sure are.
- I don't even have words.
- You've become a total party-pooper.
You need to loosen up.
- Loosen up?
- Bring back that fun party Re that I knew.
(scoffing)
- You are a (beeping) idiot.
I have told you, I don't want a bunch of (beeping) on me.
(gasping dramatically)
- Nicholas Gregory.
You (beeping) dick!
(dramatic music)
- Oh (beeping).
I told you.
- What is wrong with you?
Oh my God.
Now I'm gonna go food shopping with the kids,
they're gonna be like, oh crazy Jenny.
(chuckling)
What the (beeping)?
- [Nick] Do you get the point of it though?
- Yeah I'm crazy I get, woopty-doo.
It's like really there.
It won't come off,
Why, why would you do that?
- This is how I see you, when you do
the (beeping) you do to me.
- I'm pissed.
Why would you write crazy Jenny?
- Well because that's what you are.
That's how you act.
- So that's a tattoo of her?
- Yes.
She's nuts.
I can literally do nothing without her going crazy on me.
Who the (beeping) wants to deal with somebody like that?
- I'm done.
- [Nick] We done bro.
(soft dramatic music)
(dramatic music)
- [Micah] What the (beeping)?
- You got a botched Barbie.
- Am I botched Barbie?
(groaning)
- Listen that's what I'm tryin' to tell you,
I don't want it to get to that point.
- I don't feel botched.
Like it's crazy if you really think that,
like that's how you look at me.
- No.
- I think you look amazing.
- Facts. (soft dramatic music)
- I also get my (beeping) done.
I got my boobies done because I had two kids.
They were literally ball sacks hanging to my knees.
And I don't need a bra now so I feel great.
- I see what you're thinking.
I'm not saying that I think that you're totally outta line.
I think this tattoo is out of line.
- I love Micah to death.
I'm just worried that if she continues
getting all these procedures,
something might happen, complications.
And I just want her to know that she doesn't
need to change anything about her.
- It's like it's a jab, it's a hard jab.
- I'm sorry.