- What's up?
Welcome back to Dude Dad.
Today, what are we doing, Heidi?
- We're going to do a couple's quiz.
- Ooh.
We're going to find out just how well we know each other.
And here's how it works.
I'm going to ask a question, and if Heidi gets it wrong,
(alarm buzzing)
then her little character over here
is going to move forward one space
and we've got all these different challenges laid out.
- Moving forward in the game is not winning.
- In this game, you want to stay over here.
All right, rock, paper, scissors to see who goes first.
(hands slapping)
Okay, I go first.
- How long does it take me to get ready?
- One hour, 15 minutes.
- Wrong.
- One hour, one hour.
- Wrong.
(alarm buzzes)
45 minutes.
- Oh, that's not true.
- It is true, I've timed it many times.
I need 45 minutes.
If I have to deal with the kids, then...
It takes like four hours, or never.
- I feel like this question has a lot of wiggle room in it.
First punishment up.
- Theo, what should I draw on Daddy's face?
- Here comes the first... - [Child] A train.
(train whistling)
(laughing)
- Okay, go for it.
- You have to look at me.
What does that feel like?
- It's wet, cold.
Why is it going all the way across?
I'm an island boy.
(Dude dad laughing)
All right, my turn, Heidi.
- Yeah?
- What is my love language?
- Physical touch.
- Very close.
(Heidi laughing)
Very close.
It's actually just touch.
- No, it's...
I got it right.
- Yes, that's right, you got it right.
- All right, so it's my question now.
What do I do to de-stress?
- Bath, you take a bath.
(bell dinging)
- Ding ding!
- Ah ha!
Boom. Ah, okay.
- High five.
(hands clapping)
- All right, Heidi, what is my favorite beer?
- I'm going to say, you usually ask me
to get you Voodoo Ranger.
So I'm going to go with Voodoo Ranger.
(bell dinging)
- Crap.
- Woo-hoo!
- All right, I'm going to raise the stakes a little bit.
Now if I get it right,
your game piece moves forward and vice versa.
- Okay.
- How stupid do I look right now?
I kind of forgot I have a train in my face.
- Okay, so this question is involved.
What time do I go to bed?
- Oh, I know what time you go to bed.
You go to bed when you put the kids down for bed,
which is 8:00 PM.
But, what you're going to write on there
is that you never go to bed because you're always awake
and you never fully go to sleep.
(bell dinging)
- I wrote 8:30 and 10 and 11 and 12
and one and two and three.
- I get that right.
That's pretty much what I said.
- You said eight.
I said when the kids go to bed.
- But you said eight.
- Which is when the kids are supposed to go to bed.
You get a tattoo.
(Heidi laughing)
- When do moms ever really, really get to go to sleep?
(Dude dad laughing)
- It says I heart creamer!
Heidi.
- Hmm?
- What is my favorite candy bar?
- Butterfinger.
(bell dinging)
- How do you know that?
- How would I not know that?
- Because I never eat candy bars.
I thought, I never eat candy bars.
How would she ever know what my favorite candy bar is?
And boom you knew it.
- Wait, where are we putting this icing?
- Put it in my underwear.
- Well, we'll do it in the back.
Because I can't imagine you want this in the front.
Am I right?
- Okay.
- Your butt is going to go numb babe.
It's going to...
(Dude dad screaming)
- Oh, went underneath to the front.
Oh, it feels so weird.
All right, I'm getting you.
- Where do I want to vacation?
- Oh, where do you want to vacation?
Oh, you've talked about this.
- I did.
- New Zealand.
- No, that's where you want to vacation.
I want to go to Ireland.
- You have literally never said that.
- I have said that.
- What?
You don't even like beer, or whatever they do in Ireland.
- It's not that, it's that it's beautiful and green.
All right, here comes another tattoo.
Sorry babe.
- Where do you want to put it?
Maybe some neck tats?
What does it say Theo?
- [Theo] It says super dad.
- It says super dad?
- No, it doesn't.
- What was my first dog's name?
- Oh, okay.
- Bonus if you can name the breed.
- Okay, I know that Jet was not your first dog.
- Jet was my brother's dog.
My dog's name was Tiger.
Open your britches.
It's ice cube time.
Open them britches.
Here we go.
- [Child] No, no, no.
(Dude dad laughing)
- Your son is...
- How awkward is that?
- Your son is very awkwarded out right now.
- You should be laying down.
You're sick today.
- What has been my favorite TV show, most recently?
- It's either The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel, or Drop Dead Diva.
I'm going to go with my instincts on this one.
Marvelous Mrs. Maisel.
- You got it!
(Dude dad cheering)
- Another face tattoo for you.
- Happy day, no tear drops.
(Dude dad laughing)
- All right, this is a really easy one.
- Okay.
- What brand is my table saw?
- Hold on, what's the red one?
No, it's not craftsman.
I don't know.
(alarm buzzing)
- Correct answer is Delta.
And you will now be drinking the mystery fluid.
All right, what's in it?
- It has red curry, hot sauce, half and half, chili.
- Ew.
- Oh, and jalapeno juice.
- God, just drink it. - Green chilies.
(Heidi slurping)
(Dude dad laughing)
- Hit me with that question, Heidi.
- What is my favorite type of food?
- Oh, ah, comfort food.
Show me comfort food!
(alarm buzzing)
Breakfast food.
(Heidi laughing)
- That's my favorite.
- Mine is jalapeno juice and fish food.
- You're going to be fine.
- Oh, oh, just smell it.
It's got a very strong smell.
Oh, there's fish food stuck on my teeth.
(Heidi laughing)
What do I do when I get mad?
- You have to go like, get busy.
You have to distract yourself with something.
(alarm buzzing)
Confront. - Confront.
- Oh, well...
This one I'm not too upset about
because whipped cream is really good.
(Dude dad laughing)
- It all fell out.
- You didn't do that right.
Daddy has to clean that up.
And I have to wash my face.
Go wash your face.
Okay, you know that I de-stress by taking baths,
but what is my most favorite thing to do for self care?
- Massage, final answer.
(alarm buzzing)
- No. - Oh.
That's what it meant by massage.
Getting your nails massaged.
(aerosol can spraying)
- One, two, three.
(Dude dad laughing)
- All right, it's all coming down
to this very last question.
If you get this answer right, I get the shock collar.
If you get it wrong, you get the shock collar.
What iconic location did I win
the state wrestling tournament in fifth grade.
- Iconic location?
- Yeah, there's only one of them in the world.
- The corn palace.
(bell dinging)
- It's the world's only corn palace.
That is correct.
Fifth grade, state champ, oh!
- Sorry.
- There's no button for it,
you have to bark and it shocks you.
(Dude dad barks)
I don't think it does it on your hand.
It has to be on your vocal cords.
Oh gosh.
- Is that on your...
- Oh, I don't like this at all.
- Hold on.
- I don't know what it's going to do.
- I need to know what this feels like.
- All right, ready?
- Probably like... - Here we go.
(Dude dad barks)
(Dude dad screams)
Do you want to do it?
- No, I'm good.
Really good.
- Thank you so much for watching.
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what challenge we should try next,
because we're just trying to spice things up over here.
Give me a kiss.
- No, I mean, you've got stuff
dripping from your nose, gross.
(intense music)
- [Child] Dad dude dad, dude dad, dude dad,
- If you feel like you're not connecting with your partner,
go out and get yourself a talk collar.
- No, do not do that.
- This... - And some ice cubes.
- We're good.
Don't don't do that.
Don't do it.
That's going to be uncomfortable.
- Save that.