This might be the best Mexican food here in Disney.
I'm just chilling eating beans in Disney, bro.
What's up, y'all?
Today I will be ranking Mexican food here at Disney.
So right here I have a Disneyland Resort specialty.
And right there they have a chimichanga.
Now I wouldn't say chimichangas are like real Mexican.
Like more TexMex, but Mex is in there.
So I'm counting this as a Mexican food here at Disney.
So you get this nice big fried burrito.
I actually don't know what's in here.
So I'm just gonna bite and see if I can find out.
Let's just get into it.
Oh, that was nasty.
Those beans, I don't know how old they are.
This essentially tastes like a frozen burrito, but fried.
This is no better than a frozen burrito.
Let's try it with the sauce.
I mean, this sauce does give it a little more flavor
because it definitely needs the help.
I'm not too impressed with the chimichanga.
It needs this hot sauce, which isn't even hot.
And it's just whatever, this is kind of bad.
It's literally just beans, there's no cheese.
I don't see no meat.
It's just straight, a bean chimichanga.
Kind of disappointed.
Like the size is all right
and the price isn't that bad.
I think it's like around seven bucks.
But I don't think it's worth it.
Five outta 10.
Don't really recommend.
But if you just need something to fill your stomach,
it gets the job done.
But you're gonna need the hot sauce.
for some Mexican food and it better be good.
So this is the quesadilla.
I'm pretty excited; I have a good feeling about this.
Nice and crispy shell.
QuesaBirria, some cheese.
Then you dip it, get all those juices.
Cheers.
So it has everything to succeed, but it's lacking flavor.
The birria is way too dry, like dry.
The cheese is whatever.
And I expected more out of the broth.
I really did.
I wish it had more spice to it.
More pizazz, but it just feels kind of generic.
Even though I'm dipping it, this still feels like super dry,
like almost jerky-like.
Like I was pretty excited for these.
I was waiting for them.
I was ready.
Got them.
And I'm pretty disappointed.
I have to give these a four out of 10.
You could get way better ones on the street.
We're in Anaheim right now.
So any little corner they have taco shops.
Hey, yo, ladies.
Just remember, I'm a catch.
All right, guys.
So I got an elote, a nice, big, spicy one.
I saw this on the internet and I was excited.
So you know I had to get it.
I got the spicy version.
Let's see how it is.
Okay.
I get hints of lemon.
I taste the spice.
It's not that bad.
The corn is perfectly cooked.
Like mayo all around, dust.
It's pretty solid.
But I will say the elotes from the elotero, way better.
People so rude.
But if I have to rank this, seven outta 10.
I think it's okay.
If you're craving one, why not get it?
But there's better options out there.
Support your local elotero.
This gets the job done.
- So it's a hot day.
And Zocalo has horchata.
So it has a lot of ice.
I'm hot, thirsty.
I deserve this.
Hopefully it's good.
I don't know, I need to try a little more.
I think it's alright.
Okay, it's pretty good.
Cinnamon's refreshing, especially on a hot day.
Nine out of 10.
This with a churro, bro.
Horchata is essentially churro water.
Pair them.
- Which ones?
- No, that's like a kids' ride.
Why would I be scared?
- All right.
Like right now?
- I'm not scared.
- Yeah. This is like my favorite ride.
Hey, it's so fast.
This time I got got the red chili enchilada platter.
You get three enchiladas, rice, and beans.
And like some random lettuce that you put on top.
But I probably won't do that.
The red chili does smell pretty good.
Let's see.
It's alright.
Tortilla's kind of dry, chili's okay.
I wish you it was spicier.
It's just cheese, I wish it had meat.
Lettuce doesn't add much.
It takes away, actually.
Enchiladas are, eh.
I have to give this overall six outta 10.
I wouldn't get it.
I don't like it.
- We'll be watching you.
- It was him.
It was him.
- Fine. Bring them to me.
- Affirmative.
Affirmative.
- They are less helpful than you implied, trooper.
- I'm sorry.
- They are not the ones who have failed here.
- He looked like him.
- I want all units searching this outpost.
If they are here, they will not escape.
If you want dessert, they have flan.
Chocolate cake, flan, whipped cream, cinnamon.
Smells good. Let's try it.
The perfect bite.
All right, this is really good.
That chocolate cake, the caramel flan.
Nice and sweet.
Get some creaminess from the whipped cream.
This is a banger.
You come here for this, okay?
Sike!
So good.
It's not that sweet.
You should get three of these, maybe four.
I give this 10 outta 10.
This deserves it.
Yes. Look at that perfection.
All right, so now I have Tacos Dorados de Papa.
And honestly, these look pretty good.
You got your crispy potato taco.
You got some coleslaw, some tomato action going on.
I see a little salsa and a lot of crema.
It also comes with some nice green salsa.
You know me, I need the hot sauce.
Cheers.
Right away you get the crispiness of the tortilla,
the softness of the potato.
This salsa kind of hits.
It's not spicy, but it is full of flavor,
so that makes it good.
With all the fresh veggies and stuff,
this thing is pretty good.
- Okay. I'm gauging this on if my mom would like it,
and I think she would. These aren't bad.
I'd give this like a 8.2 out of 10.
I'd say it's pretty good for Disneyland.
Taco Dorados de Papa.
All right, 8.5.
Another thing I got at Cocina Cucamonga
is three Frijoles Charros, beans.
So these are beans with chorizo and bacon
and they smell pretty good.
This might be the best Mexican food here in Disney.
The beans are nice and soft.
The bacon gives it a good flavor.
And then the cilantro and onion
just really accent the whole thing.
Gives it that freshness, you know.
Frijoles Charros, Cocina Cucamonga.
Nine outta 10.
Pretty good.
I'm just chilling eating beans in Disney, bro.
When I was younger,
did I imagine myself eating beans at Disneyland?
No, but here I am eating beans at Disneyland.
Mmm.
Hey, foo. Come here.
Hey, you wanna see something cool?
Check this out.
They have them everywhere here.
I steal them for my mom.
Here, take one.
Shh.
Can I borrow some money?
So now I have the trio of street tacos.
You have beef, chicken, and cauliflower.
The plate also comes with rice and beans.
So I like that.
So beef and chicken, I'm not too worried about.
But the cauliflower taco?
That's, I don't know. I'm iffy on it.
So let's see. Add your lemon.
What I do like, each taco has a lot of onion and cilantro,
nice green salsa, and there's a lot of meat.
So I'm kind of excited.
Let's try the cauliflower first.
Like I said, nice servings of the protein.
But it's cauliflower, so.
It's not bad, but it's just not for me.
It's just a veggie.
If I'm eating tacos, I need all the meat.
So now I'm gonna go to the beef.
That's a taco.
You definitely get that beef flavor, which I love.
It's seasoned pretty good.
I wish it was a little crunchier.
Now let's try the chicken.
They had to do the double tortilla.
Thick boy, huh?
The chicken tastes like
the same seasoning as the cauliflower.
The lemon helps us out a lot,
but I think most of the flavor
is in the salsa, the green salsa.
So it's not a bad option.
You could just get chicken,
beef, or cauliflower by themselves.
But I got the trio just to try them out.
Overall, I would say it's a little underwhelming
for me, who like eats tacos on the regular.
I'd have to give them like a 6.8 overall. Overall.
The beef was good.
The chicken was all right.
6.8 out 10.