Christi Lukasiak: Hello, welcome back to my channel. My name
is Christi Lukasiak. You may know me as Christi from Dance Moms or Dance Mom Christi or Chloe's
mom, all of the above. Today, I'm really excited to share this video with you because it's
something that I think is super funny. I've been looking forward to sharing for a minute
because it is me reacting to Dance Moms TikToks or me reacting to Dance Moms but it's really
on TikTok or just a reaction video, whatever you want to say; but I am so excited to do
this. Listen, I went through TikTok and I was looking for Dance Mom TikTok. I may or
may not have missed some of the better ones so if you know a better Dance Moms TikTok,
please drop a link in the comments because maybe I'll do another one of these. If I featured
any of your videos in this, I totally want to hear about that too. Please make sure that
you subscribe to my channel and turn on your post notifications so you know when I am posting.
Christi Lukasiak: Also, follow me on Tiktok because that is
probably my favorite platform, no offense YouTube. I just feel like I do some of my
best work on TikTok because it's easy and it's funny, but before I get into the videos,
I have a really funny story about Clara. I'm wearing my Clara necklace in her honor today.
Clara is obviously of the TikTok age. She is what, I almost said she's six. She's 11
and in sixth grade. Everyone in sixth grade is obsessed with TikTok, clearly.
Christi Lukasiak: We were driving the other day in my car and
somehow Clara goes "and then there were two". I was like, What? She goes, "Nobody likes
us." I was like, Clara. She's like, "What?" I was like, "I hope you don't finish that
TikTok" because then it goes on to say, "Just the two (beep) are left." She's like, "No.
No, I don't say that part." I was like, good. Then she said something like, Well, how do
you know that sound? I was like, What. Clara, that's me? She was like, "What do you mean?"
I was like, "That's me. That sound on TikTok is me. That viral sound is Kelly and I," I
should say. She was like, What? I was like, "Yeah. Clara, that's from Dance Moms." She
was like, "Oh my God. I say it all the time."
Christi Lukasiak: I was like, "Well, hold on a minute. Do you
say the (beep) part." And she's like, "no, I just say, and then there were two, I said
it today at school, all of my friends probably think I'm quoting my mother." Clara, first
of all, your mother is cool. Second of all, hi, like how do you not know my voice? And
then she was like, "I see videos all the time using that sound," which I do as well. I have
to give you guys a lot of credit if you do use that sound because I get some of my best
laughs from those videos because you guys are clearly just a bunch of (beep), so I love
that. Then Clara proceeded to throw herself around my car and go through the seven stages
of grief and just be really dramatic about it, because the worst thing to ever happen
to a sixth grader is not only have their mom on TikTok, but then have their mom have a
viral TikTok sound.
Christi Lukasiak: Clara, someday I will pay for your therapy
because of that incident, so I'm sorry. I'm very sorry. That's like my little Clara TikTok
story, which PS, this is not me reacting to that TikTok, but I just want to say that a
few weeks ago I did see Kelly. I don't see Kelly all the time. She moved to Florida,
so I don't see her. Like we used to see each other, but we were together and we actually
recreated that sound, so if you missed it, here it is.
Kelly: And then there were two.
Christi Lukasiak: I know.
Kelly: You know what now.
Christi Lukasiak: Nobody likes us, the two bitches are left.
Christi Lukasiak: Did you notice in there? That Kelly was me
and I was Kelly because we didn't want to be basic. We wanted to like switch it up and
be each other. So that was us kind of like being each other, but I don't think ours was
as good as some of yours, so here's some of my favorites. I love this video more than
I can tell you already, because this is the kind of stuff that I think is super funny
and I'm really excited to share more. Hopefully we can do a part two of this and I hope you
love it because I do think there's some funny ones out there. Please disregard any noise
in the background. It's just my cat trying to break into my house. Most people try to
break out like my children, but my cat tries to break in. What can I say?
Christi Lukasiak: All right, let's begin. I'm going to start
with this one.
Christi Lukasiak: I think that was really good. Wait, first
of all, I think the dancing was really good. Second of all, if I had a dollar for every
time, somebody told me that they had learned every single dance from Dance Moms after watching
it and like recreated them in their basements or their kitchens, I would be a rich woman.
I could retire on a deserted island because I feel like all of you who grew up watching
Dance Moms totally know all of the choreography, which to be honest, a lot of it was repeated,
but I give you a ton of credit because I think dance, moms inspired a lot of kitchen dancers,
which I appreciate. Love that it says no one, and then me after watching one episode of
the Dance Moms and you like bust out all the turns, Alyssa cone love that. Not the first
one I've seen of that, but I do love that trend. I have to do this one because Brooke,
you're my girl, and I actually think this was genius.
Speaker 3: Well, I'm getting a boom job. You are a whore.
I'll slam whatever I want. I don't think anybody has loved Abby. Stop eating that's why you're
fat! [inaudible 00:05:49]
Christi Lukasiak: If anyone can be their mother it's you. I
think that is hysterical. Actually, I wanted to recreate this Abby because I did my own
sounds and was actually having a really hard time being myself. Then I was just like, wait,
I was trying too hard to learn the words. I was like, just say it how I was saying it,
and then I was dead on. I clearly need to go on and recreate the Kelly TikTok because
I think Kelly had some of the more iconic lines of Dance Moms. I know I get a lot of
credit for them, but when Kelly goes, "I'll slam whatever the hell I want."
Speaker 3: Don't slam my door.
Speaker 3: I'll slam whatever I want.
Christi Lukasiak: That is just such a moment, and Brooke, I
love that you're a sassy little thing recreating your mom. This was a very popular trend. Especially
during quarantine.
Speaker 3: At the bottom of the pyramid, dad. Dad was
at the bottom because he still works and that's lame and he needs to be social distancing.
Next, Brooklyn. Brooklyn is in that position because she's on her phone too much and needs
to spend more family time. Next on the pyramid, Ava. Ava is in this position because she has
been whining a lot, but she does give good hugs and kisses so she can move up. [crosstalk
00:07:15] I haven't really done much wrong. I've been doing my part. She's almost there.
She's been giving us ideas and doing everything right at the top of the pyramid. Harley. Maddie.
Christi Lukasiak: Here's, the deal with this one. I did not
know that the pyramid was a TikTok trend during quarantine. I actually tried to talk my family
into doing a quarantine pyramid far before I knew that there was like this big TikTok
trend and they were like, "no, we're good." Then I saw it and I had no idea that everyone
did this and still put Maddie at the top of the pyramid. That's hysterical. Love those
really funny, still kind of mad that my family wouldn't cooperate, but not the first time
they told me no, let's see this one.
Speaker 3: Having trouble figuring out who is Barbie's
BFF. It's me. It's me. It's me. It's probably not me.
Christi Lukasiak: I don't know if it's just the weird lips in
this that make me laugh or just the fact that it's Paige being like, "yeah no, it's not
me." I kind of love that. I do appreciate that page is in that spot. I really do. I
do. It's funny, the people who could be in that spot, so that's a good one. That's a
good trend. I liked that one. Let's try this one.
Speaker 3: Dance Moms, but alphabet edition. I didn't
know anything about this diary of Anne Frank, because I have no clue of this story. Because
I am MJ. Can you hit me? Please hit me! Don't tell me, shut my mouth, paint by numbers hair.
Everybody get out their mental scrub brush. Fix yourself and then fix me.
Christi Lukasiak: I think my favorite part of that entire clip
is Kelly asking what the story of Anne Frank is, because that's just Kelly, she'll be the
first to tell you. She was like, "I've never read a book. I've only read a magazine" but
to be fair, I feel like Kelly knows the story of Anne Frank. She's not giving herself enough
credit, but mental scrub brush. I stand by that. I still need that because sometimes
I wake up in the middle of the night, still thinking back to some of these things and
I need a mental scrub brush. I'm just saying. [00:09:42]
Christi Lukasiak: I love that one. I've never really thought
about it, but we used to say when they were little, we're like "oh, they're so cute,"
and they all really did grow up to be such beautiful girls, so that's a really nice one.
I know sometimes people can be a little mean on TikTok and that's a really sweet one. They're
such pretty girls and they're sweet girls, so I love that. Let us see, I know which one,
this one is. Wait, what's this?
Speaker 3: A clown. That's clown shit.
Christi Lukasiak: Wait, I need to watch that again.
Speaker 3: A clown. That's clown shit.
Christi Lukasiak: I'm just going to say that could be my favorite
TikTok of all time. I feel like Kelly and I, I'd want to be friends with us, like that's
clown (beep) and we're the highnesses kind of love it. Kind of love it. We were very
fun. We're still fun, but I love that TikTok. I think that's great. Have a couple more.
Speaker 3: We're going to nationals, Chloe, Maddy. You'll
be going head to head. I saw you in my dream last night and I guess it's been a while [00:11:29]
Second place angel from heaven. In first place clowning around. I don't know if you saw,
but Chloe had a wardrobe malfunction. I can't believe Abby would do this to my daughter.
I don't know. I don't know.
Christi Lukasiak: I feel like this is the most accurate thing
I've ever watched, truly because that is pretty much my entire Dance Moms experience rolled
up into one TikTok. I shouldn't even say my Dance Moms experience, because that was clearly
Chloe's. I loved when she was given like really (beep) choreography and then it was like,
well you could win if you just executed your clowning around perfectly. Whoever did this,
this is Megan. I think it's Meg, Meg. I can't read, I need my glasses. Meg nailed it. [00:12:27]
Christi Lukasiak: Love that one. I really do. That's a good
one. I like that it's the four original moms I really do. I liked that it was sort of a
runway of our worst looks. That is what sealed it for me. I believe we're icons. I think
they're icons. I'll just include myself because I was friends with them. How's that? Let's
see this one.
Speaker 3: You two good to go? Yeah, we're going to leave
in a minute [00:13:07]. In rehearsals this morning and Kelly is nowhere to be found.
If Kelly doesn't come back, Abby can feel free to replace me too, because you know what?
We're a two for one. No Kelly, no Christi, because I'm not putting up with these people
alone. Kelly on probation for cursing in the studio, 1979. Some things never changed. Huh?
We can have something to say. I'm trying to behave myself and kiss her ass this week,
so I'm going to sit here and bite my tongue. That's so hard to do. We should go out. What
is that called? Where all the bars are on the one street. Rehab. You look really skinny
in that. It hides your butt.
Christi Lukasiak: This makes me miss Kelly. I need to go to
Florida and visit for the week. The other thing that I always have to bring up is where,
did we call each other? We're like, "look, could you please wear the thing that would
clash with what I'm wearing the most? I'm just saying when we're talking about Chicago,"
that was very unfortunate. This makes me need to go to Florida. I need to go to Florida.
Kelly, I miss you please. I feel like we could really have some fun creating TikToks together.
Although, Kelly hates social media. I think I have two more. I feel like two more. [00:14:33]
Christi Lukasiak: Again, where all the Christine and Kelly fans
out there, because you guys do a really good job on TikTok. I didn't know that we had so
many fans. Not fans like your fan, but fan of our friendship. I think that's really fun.
I need to go to Florida. This is the last one. [00:15:02]
Christi Lukasiak: I didn't watch that one before I showed it.
That's really funny, and I feel exposed. I really feel exposed by that and very accurate.
Can I duet that one? I feel like that deserves a duet. I need to go check that on, on TikTok.
That is pretty much it for the first episode or the first part of Christie Reacting to
Dance Moms TikToks. I hope that you had as much fun as I did. Thank you for making those
TikToks. Please keep them coming and then tag me in them so I can see them. That's about
it. I'll see you next week. Thanks for watching. Bye.