>>SHE CAN ONLY BE AWOKEN BY TRUE LOVE'S KISS.
>>WHOOPS! KISSED YOUR EYEBALL.
SORRY. I GOT NERVOUS AND
MY EYES WERE CLOSED. SO...
[CLEARS THROAT] YEAH, TO BE PERFECTLY HONEST,
I NEVER REALLY KISSED A GIRL. SO, YOU KNOW,
ESPECIALLY ONE THAT'S UNCONSCIOUS.
UH, YOU ARE UNCONSCIOUS, RIGHT?
OKAY, GOOD. NO PRESSURE THEN.
[CLEARS THROAT] [SIGHS]
MM... I'M GOING TO HAVE A MINT.
DO YOU WANT A MINT? LET'S HAVE MINTS, YES?
OKAY. OKAY.
HERE WE GO. OH, LOOK!
LAST ONE! I GUESS IT'S ALL MINE.
UM, SO, IS THIS TRUE LOVE'S KISS THING LIKE A-
A PECK? OR ONE OF THOSE
FIVE-MINUTE THINGS? DO I JUST-
THIS, OKAY. [CLEARS THROAT]
OKAY. [SIGHS]
OH! OH!
OH! WHAT IS THAT LIKE A THOUSAND
YEARS OF MORNING BREATH? MM.
I CAN'T BELIEVE I'M OUT OF MINTS.
OR AM I? NO, THAT'S GROSS,
BUT WE ARE GOING TO KISS. WE HAVEN'T KISSED YET THOUGH.
YOU NEVER HAVE TO KNOW. JUST DON'T CHOKE ON IT!
ACTUALLY, THAT'S KIND OF A BAD CHOKING HAZARD.
UH, UM, DO YOU HAVE A GARBAGE OR SOMETHING?
I'M NOT GOING TO LET IT GO TO WASTE.
OH! LOOK, YOU GOT MOUTHWASH!
I'LL JUST USE SOME OF THIS, OKAY?
AND SWISH IT AROUND AND SPIT. GROSS!
EW! OKAY, WELL, NO MORE BLUNDERS!
HERE WE GO. YEP, OKAY.
[CLEARS THROAT] [SIGHS]
[SNEEZES] OH!
OH! OH, GROSS!
OH, IT'S ON YOUR FACE! I DON'T WANT TO KISS THAT!
I'M JUST GOING TO WIPE IT OFF, OKAY?
[SCREAMS] PRINCESS!
CANDLE! FIRE!
[SCREAMS] HOW COULD I BE
THIS BAD AT KISSING? OKAY, OKAY, PRINCESS.
COME ON! OH, YEP, OKAY.
[SIGHS] OKAY.
[GRUNTS] OKAY.
WE CAN DO THIS. OKAY, WE'RE GOOD!
EVERYTHING'S- OKAY.
OKAY. NOBODY SAW THAT!
I CAN TAKE THAT TO MY GRAVE AND STILL FEEL LIKE A MAN.
OKAY. HERE WE GO.
[SCREAMS] NO!
>>MY HERO! >>FOR BEING ASLEEP
FOR SO LONG PRINCESS, YOUR BREATH IS
ABSOLUTELY MINTY FRESH. >>[LAUGHS]
>>[SPITS] [SIGHS]
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I GUESS IF YOU'VE NEVER BEEN KISSED YOU COULD JUST LIE.
PROBABLY WOULD MAKE ME FEEL BETTER.
OH LOOK, A MINT! WAIT A SECOND...
WHOOPS. THAT'S NOT A MINT.
THAT'S NOT A MINT. STILL GOOD THOUGH.
NOPE. I CAN'T TELL.
THAT'S A ROCK. IT'S-
THAT'S A ROCK.