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Okay, now what are we doing?
Look, we have your gummy bears, right here
Mmmmm, okay
Great idea
Okay, before we get rolling, do you have any kind of requests?
Yeah, call me Klaus Broadstreet
Okay, Klaus Broadstreet
Here
Okay, Klaus, the first thing -
You know what you oughta ask me?
Can I finish my question? Just - the first question, please
Ugh, 'kay
Who's Tay Tay?
He's a friend of my quilting partner, Thorpe
Wait, back up?
What, quilting partner?
Thorpe!
Uhh, work on your hands, okay? Work on your hands
'Cause they're 100% of language
Mm okay, thanks for the useless tip
Look at my hands, kid
What do you see here?
Nothing, there's just air there
Zip it, zip it, zip it
Now watch as I go in circles like you're grooming your man beans
Ummm
Now let me ask you this
Are your friends good friends?
Yeah, I guess... does that matter?
What do you think? No it doesn't matter
They're just people
So what do you think about Elon and Grimes?
VARU?
What'd you say?
You know what, we should talk about the Feces Station
'Cause you support the Feces Station
The — uhhh, the Feces Station, yeah
Oops! I just made that up
No you didn't! It's an actual thing (nope)
I know a guy that served on the committee for that
His name is Doug
But it's not a real thing!
Dougie Larter
Anyway, I got some drawings here... let's see
Uhh, I got these special drawings, okay
Okay whatever
Okay, this way
Uhhh what have we got here?
Tch tch tch
Okay we've got some hills
And one goes to Lake Thwark
Lake Thwark?
Uhhh, yep. Here, check it out
[burp]
Oh, okay, this actually more of like a chart or a graph
Wha... wha... wha...
I mean, they're not drawings like you'll find in your reading section
You don't know that
Why don't I know that?
Uh, because you forgot about this
This is a drawing
It's of my kitchen counters
Why?
The people live for posters like this
Nobody, Donald, does that
Why not? It would be groovy in somebody's bathroom, I think
Anyway, I got abother one here
Okay, this is one of the ramps for the guys with the motorcycles
You know, like Eagle Keneagle?
Nope
Hey, you got hair in your nose
Sorry, it's just distracting
I actually know that
Here, take a picture of this, 'cause I don't got another one for you
Okay
So, would you say you get happy feelings wielding your knife?
No, no, no... no, no, no
Terror feelings
But I've seen you on the video
THAT EFFIN' VIDEO, I HATE IT!
No but the lizard people rescued you!
[whispering] Don't talk about the lizard people
But hey, let's be real
The chieftain could purchase anywhere from 400 thimbles for anyone that would bring him a gopher
Gaffer? Or guffer? I mean the little -
Sorry, um uh...
Parlez Esprinté?
What?
Have you ever noticed that Mexican people all -
D-d-d-d-don't say anymore
What do think I'm gonna say?
[sigh] go ahead
I was just gonna say that they all love to wear their own mittens
No, don't, don't - please, please, please
Huh? Why?
It's not necessary to say that
Yeah, whatever fella
I think you should just go and drift into a sinkhole
You know, I've never eaten ice cream?
I don't believe that's true
By not believing that you're saying you don't believe in the Curse of Ra
Yep, yep
All right, whatever
We are paying thousands of fishermen thousands of cents right now
TENS of thousands - and they could have been strippers
I mean, me too
So, what if I said that I want you to spank me?
Well, I'd have no objection to it. It's whatever
Right on
[fart sound] uhh, excuse me
[another fart sound] excuse me
So, do you have like a thick mole on your rear end now?
I have this mole that was this big originally
And then a month later, now it's this big
And that's not great, that's not great
Yeah, not in mole
You know, Adele and I took a train down to the morgue once?
Wait, are we talking about THE Adele?
THE Adele - yeah she owned a fish, a fish named Ferkestyle, and -
[loud crashing sound offscreen]
[female offscreen] I'm sorry!
LUPICENTE!
[Lupicente offscreen] I'm okay
Good
Wack
I think (excuse me) Rocky Walker is the best jogger in the world I think right now
You know he's the Plaza Rapist, right?
Ehhhhhh... why do you wish to harm me?
Well that's the end of our time and I'm really gonna miss this
Let's pray that nothing will happen to you in the morning
I mean, especially when you go out for that walk with your nice gentle Labrador, Max
Thank you very much, you wiener
Don't linger, go home
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