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Hi there, and welcome to the season 7 clip show!
Jory and Riley: Of "Is it a Good Idea to Microwave This?"
I'm Jory Caron.
I'm Riley McIlwain.
And I'm Jonathan Paula.
I hope you guys enjoyed season 7. I enjoyed it! Let's take a look back at some of the cool stuff!
*theme song plays*
Jory: It smells like victory!
Jory: All hands to the deck!
Jory: Nobody likes roasted nuts!
Jory: Let's get outta here!
Jory: Ventilation is key!
Jon: What're you doing?! Put that out!
Jory: Stopping, stopping!
Jory: The masks- they do nothing!
Riley: The tin foil shield- it actually worked!
Jon: Does it still work?
Jory: You're dumb!
Jory and Riley: 2.6!
Jory: Is it a good idea to microwave this?
Hello, and welcome to another episode of "Three Steps to Success." I'm your host, Jory Caron.
*"Lest Toreadors" starts playing in background*
Riley: Oh, [beep]! Look at that! It's like a [beep]in' war zone!
Riley: Look at all my jewels!
Jory: Can you Twitter with it?
Jory: That thing can really blow and suck!
Jon: It looks like you fingered a [beep]in' octopus!
Jon: And it smells like burning!
Jon: A DTV-what box?
Riley: That was a good save!
Jory: Red skins, blue skins...
Riley: We all scream for foreskins! (laughs)
That's what she said!
Jon: Throwin' around the ol' foreskin!
Jon: Unadulterated!
Jory: So, it's magic. It's actually just a magnet.
Jon: (to Riley) Clean that grump off your face, and just smile for the camera, okay?
Safety is our number-one concern!
Riley: Aaahh! These gloves do nothing!
Jory: Super state! New Ma... Numa-numa-yay? (singing) Numa-numa-yay!
Jon: Like a sick, weird duck orgy!
Riley: All hands to the deck!
Jon: Light the tires and kick the fires!
Riley: (to Jory) Take your shirt off, take your shirt off! Come on!
Jon: If you burn your pussy, is that considered gonorrhea or just another microwave experiment?
Riley: That DOES have a peanut smell to it!
Jory: (quoting "The Exorcist") "Your mother sucks cock!"
Jory: (sarcastically) Ventilation is key!
Jon: Get outta there!
*Riley makes screeching cat sound*
Jory: What the hell is THAT?!
Jon: Holy shoot!
Jory: We're united by this pussycat!
Jory: (singing) "Hey, Mr. Tambourine Man!"
Dan Brown: How do women pee? Well, that one's easy- it's from their butts!
Jon: Sexually advancing your children one video at a time!
Jon: Oh, yes!
Riley: Have you ever taken those before? Take a #2 but it comes out like a #1?
Ahmir member: Who'd want their head and their skin microwaved?
Riley: Or should I say "pussy"?
Jory: Son of a bitch!
Household Hacker: Let's go ahead and get to our experiment here today, shall we?
Jory: They're frickin' flicker bulbs!
Jory: I think it just pooped out some glitter!
All: Cheese!
Jory: (mimicking Fred) Suzie's a bitch!
Riley: (grunting) Oh, yeah!
Jory: I don't know if I wanna be a part of that...
And you're, like, "Shut up, bitch! I was just microwaving [beep]!"
Don't breathe this!
Jon: (commentary) It's almost as boring as when we were first there!
Jory: (in Billy Mays voice) If you buy one, you also get four free!
Jon: A lot of the cat is on fire...
Jory: Let's stop this!
Roasted cat!
Jon: Big solo! Big solo! Big solo! Big finish!
Riley: Goodnight, Hawaii!
Jory: How's that? How's THAT for a read-out?
Jon: WHOA!
Riley: You know what? Go-go-[beep] yourself, alright?
Jon: Dude, it looks like you killed a womp rat with your T-16 skyhopper!
Jory: (laughing) I can't see anything!
Jory: I hope it demolishes everything!
*Jon does "Lion King" chant*
Riley: It broke the window! (laughs hysterically)
Jon: Grab the extinguisher, Riley.
Jory: (screaming) The 200th episode of "Is it a Good Idea to Microwave This?"
Jon: Flush idea!
Jon: It's like I'm wearing nothin' at all!
Jon: WHOO!
Jon: Oh, put on the nitrous!
Jory: (reading label) "Emits showers of sparks"!
I just wanna watch it burn!
Jon: (singing in Bob Dylan voice) "You and I have been through that!"
Riley: You might not be ready for that... But your kids are gonna love it!
Jon: (in falsetto) Let's get outta here!
Jory: (in British accent) Right, right! Let's do this!
Riley: Damn thing don't work!
Riley: (in Jar-Jar voice) Me-sah no think so!
Riley: (in pissed-off pimp voice) ...ONE thing, Jory! Just one!
Jory: (in Boston accent) You have a problem with how ghetto we are now?!
Riley: All ye microwaves be warned!
Jory: Pong, pong, pong, pong!
Jory: There we go! Now, we have some dancin' in there!
Riley: Oh, my God!
Jory: (to Riley) Cut the power, cut the power!
Jon: WHOO!
Jon: Where's the rest of the car?!
Jory: Surprise attack!
Riley: What the [beep]'s wrong with you?!
Jory: (singing) Chim-chiminy, chim-chiminy, chim-chim-cha-roo!
Riley: I see a very handsome man, too... Oh, that's just the reflection...
Jory: You are a captain without a ship!
Jon: Now with 29% more racism!
Riley: Kaboom!
Jory: Jesus loves us!
*Jory "vomits" into toilet*
Riley: (in Schwarzenegger voice) Where's John Connor?
*Riley screams at Cinnamon turning on*
*Riley gives "Mr. McFly laugh"*
Yeah, this is MY old plate!
Jory: (singing in Johnny Cash voice) I fell into a burnin' ring of fire!
Jon: (in Forrest Gump voice) I may not be 100% cybernetic, but I know what love is!
Jory: Douche!
*Riley laughs hard at Tickle-Me-Elmo*
Dan Brown: Brilliant!
Jory: 'Cause we're skimping on safety!
Jory: And they say you can't learn anything from microwaving stuff!
Jory: I've never seen a truck do that!
*Riley "punches" Jory with Fist o' Fury*
Jon: It's like a 5-headed monster now!
Wheezy Waiter: It's really gross if you think about it!
Jory: (in response to electric toothbrush) OH! Nope!
*Riley screams at spray paint*
Riley: But wait- there's more!
*bottle of gin explodes*
Jon: WHOA!
Riley: Power thirst!
Riley: OH, MY GOD!
Jon: OH!
Jon: His face is on fire!
Jon: It just melted clear off!
Jon: (to Jory) Are you out of your [beep]in' mind?!
Riley: It's a flaming pile of [beep]!
Jon: Let's get outta here, chief!
*air bag explodes*
Riley: OH, MY GOD!
*music stops playing*
I said "Three Steps to Success"? (laughs really hard)
Riley: Did he really?!
Boy, wasn't that a lot of fun?
Jory: That WAS a lot of fun!
All sorts of fun memories and our season 7 experiences!
Jory: Remember that time that we laughed?
*all give forced laughter*
Riley: Remember that time with the microwave?
Well, I hope you enjoyed that clip show. We'll be back with all-new episodes for season 8!
Riley: Season 8?!
Jory: (eagerly) When?
May 1st, 2010!
Wow! And that's not even, like, a guess! That's for SURE!
Riley: Not a "maybe"!
Jon: You betcha!
Jory: I MAY BE there!
Riley: Oh, you dog, you!
Alright, we'll see you later, folks! And please- don't unsubscribe from the channel!
Jory: I will! I won't!
*end credits play*