Hey, fly safe.
I love you sweetheart.
I love you.
Bye now.
My wife thinks I'm a pilot.
But I'm not.
I have a secret family.
How do I sleep at night?
I made both my wives buy a Comforsleep.
( announcer ) Every day people across America are finding out
that a Comforsleep mattress
will give you the best night's sleep of your life.
When I accidentally killed my dog by leaving him in the car,
I thought I'd never sleep another wink.
But then, a friend told me about Comforsleep.
( announcer ) Don't you deserve the kind of dark dreamless sleep
where not even God can find you?
This mattress makes me sleep like I wasn't molested.
Thanks, Comforsleep.
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( announcer ) With our patented no-memory foam
you can forget the past.
I have a stressful job rejecting
totally reasonable insurance claims.
So this is perfect for me.
I didn't know it was an orphanage
when I accelerated through that front window.
Maybe now the screaming will stop.
( announcer ) Comforsleep.
How do you sleep at night?