(Swishy Swishy Fist Fist)
(upbeat, video-game-style theme song)
(aggressive electronic music)
I can't believe I'm finally going to comic book convention.
A place where the socially awkward can still be socially awkward, but socially!
Yeah! And I get to see what my favorite superheroes would look like if they were sweaty nerds!
Shame we couldn't afford a seat for Kate too. This airline is so expensive.
Ah! I'm sure she's fine!
La la la! La la la! I'm on a plane!
(rattling followed by a loud crunch) (Kate screams, muffled)
Lucy why is the plane shaking! Are we crashing?! Have we crashed?! Did we die!?! AM I DEAD?!!
SOMEBODY HELP!!!
Ben, relax! Don't be such a scaredy cat.
I don't get it.
It's just a little turbulence. It's perfectly natural.
Y'know what else is natural? Death! Like our inevitable deaths inside this giant robot bird!
OH MY GOD THE WINGS AREN'T EVEN FLAPPING!!!
Excuse me! Look my friend here thinks the plane is crashing. Could you please reassure him?
Why of course! Don't worry Sir! The plane is definitely crashing!
See! Wait, what?!
(dramatic music) (engine failure)
(screaming)
Don't worry you won't be injured.
Oh.
Because you'll be dead!
(screaming)
Yes, it seems we've run out of fuel! So embarrassing!
Isn't there anything you can do?
Me? No! But... Well, maybe if we could... I don't know... Afford more fuel?
Wh-Wh-What?
Oh! We actually have a lovely selection of treats in our in flight catalog!
Gimme!!!
Wait a minute! This is blackmail!
Is it? I thought it was extortion.
Well, it won't work!
(dramatic music) (engine failure)
Yes it will! I'll take the Plane Pals plushie!
Fantastic choice!
(the engine starts working again)
Phew!
Aww! You guys like Plane Pals too? Wingy Wendy is my favorite!
Here you can have her...
WINGY WENDY!
You're the wind beneath my wings!
I have never been so attracted to anything more in my life.
Wingy Wendy...
Oh dear! We're out of fuel again.
(engine failure)
B-B-But we bought the thing!
What can I say? Fuel is expensive.
WE ARE NOT BUYING MORE STUFF!
WE ARE TOTALLY BUYING MORE STUFF!!!
I'll take the shoe horn!
And the hand bag!
And the hair spray!
And the headphones!
The vibrating foot massager!
Toiletries!
The arm chair!
Footstool!
(the engine steadily starts working again)
Card machine: card rejected!
Wow! Looks like you're out of money!
But at least you have everything from our visual pun range.
Have we paid for enough fuel yet?
Yes! Yes! For the next two seconds.
Mother hugger!
(engine failure / whooshing)
Lucy! What do we do?!
Oh! Hey! How much are the parachutes?
Pfft! Those aren't for sale.
So they're free?! Great!
Wait no!
Time to make like a check! And bounce!
(dramatic music) (air pressure sucks them out)
(Jodie screams) (her fleshy body breaks the engines)
(the plane can be heard descending in the distance)
Ah, well, so much for the comic convention.
All that money wasted on junk we didn't even need.
Actually that sounds exactly like a comic convention.
Hey! Why does this parachute have card reader?
Wha?
To continue using this Con Air parachute please pay now.
OH COME ON!
(Lucy and Ben scream)
(splash)
Ben: Oh! Well that wasn't so bad!
(explosion)
Kate: HEY GUYS!
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