alrighty so today i'm gonna be telling you guys a story a story about the time
i walked up on a couple doing the deed you know i'm saying having that sex you know i'm saying
the time i walked up on a couple having sex that's the story i'm gonna be telling you guys today
and of course today i gotta be smoking a cigarette i'm gonna be smoking one of my
bailey's red 100 genome scene even though they are discontinued i gotta be smoking amino scene and i
think without further ado i'm gonna go ahead and get one of these out go ahead and get it lit up
and go ahead and start telling you guys the story of the time i walked up on a couple on
a couple on a couple having sex you know what i'm saying i think without further ado let's go ahead
get one of these out or try to at least you know i'm saying let's go ahead and
try to at least get one of these out it's the give me a little bit of trouble there
we go there we go go one out there and let's go ahead and get it lit up so i can go ahead
and start telling you all the story you know i'm seeing you i'm saying yes sir you're sir
so to give you guys a little bit of a setting for the story though because of course what's
a story without the setting it was probably my ooh i would have to say oh i can't really remember if
it was the summer before my senior year of high school or if it was the summer after my senior
year of high school i can't really remember but i want to say it was the latter i want to say
it was the summer before i went to college for my freshman year i got to be blue honest y'all
so me and my friends because it wasn't just me that walked up on this couple it was all
of my friends kind of thing we were out at like 10 11 o'clock at night kind of thing in
the middle of the summer looking for a place to smoke some cigarettes of course only cigarettes
nothing else you know i'm saying of course only cigarettes so we were looking for a spot and we
went to a park that we wouldn't usually go to kind of thing it's in a very rich neighborhood kind of
thing lots of police presence but we were willing to take the risk the police presence that night we
had noticed was very very low so we were willing to take the risk kind of thing we were willing
to take the risk i got to be playing honestly so we went to this park beautiful park kind of thing
it's got a damn like an old retro damn kind of thing or old like eighteen hundreds damn i
gotta be playing with a waterfall and a beach and everything like that beautiful i gotta be playing
so absolutely just a beautiful spot you know what i'm saying and not somewhere you can usually
smoke it during the day it's usually quite busy of course because i said it's beautiful kind of thing
even during the winter it was it was very packed kind of thing every single day during the summer
even more so i got to be bringing honest y'all but this park it doesn't have a lot of parking spots
even though it's packed all the time the parking spots for it are very limited there's really only
like probably 10 to 15 parking spots for it so we get to the park kind of thing and there's one
other car in the parking lot it's like a gray honda civic mid 2000s kind of thing a little
bit beat kind of thing definitely looks like somebody's first car i gotta be playing honestly
so we get out of the car and we're like all right we're going to walk down to the beach
kind of thing the water was pretty low that day kind of thing so the beach was very big we were
going to walk down to the beach smoke a couple ciggies and go back up and just go hang out for
the rest of the night kind of thing we were just looking for a spot to go smoke i gotta be honest
y'all so we get out of the car kind of thing we're making noise kind of thing we're we're not quiet
we're we're pretty loud i gotta be honest and the grey honda civic i look over and i notice wow
their windows are really really foggy kind of thing their windows are really really foggy wow
i wonder what they're doing in there i wonder if it's just their ac isn't on or what kind of thing
and then somebody gets out a guy gets out probably about my age at the time kind of
thing probably about my age at the time he was probably 18 at the time kind of thing looked to
be 18 at least i don't know how old he was of course i didn't ask him he got out looked like
he had just gotten dressed no shirt on just like apparel like patagonia like short shorts i got to
be playing i said he's not quite in his boxers but it's pretty close i gotta be playing he gets not
parking lot available we're like walking by the car on the greenway kind of thing so we
we leave the car we came in and we're walking by the honda civic kind of thing i i yell at him
i realize what why it clicks what happened what's what's going on kind of thing it clicks and i yell
at him we don't care keep going we don't we don't we couldn't care less kind of thing y'all y'all do
what you want we're minding our own business we're here to do our own thing we don't care what does
he do like most people i figure would probably just continue getting ready and leave what does
he do hops right back in the back seat you know i'm saying he hops right back in the back see
he was trying to get some of that stuff you know i'm saying he was trying to get some of that stuff
and man oh man i've just been letting my ciggy burn
which i just find absolutely hilarious second people honestly i just find absolutely nervous
he just hopped right in that back seat just once again and i figure they just continued going kind
of thing now i was figuring by the time we went back up which was probably about 30 minutes later
kind of thing so we just continued walking we just went down to the beach kind of thing
sat on the beach for a couple minutes enjoyed a couple stogies you know i'm saying of course
only cigarettes nothing else none of that good good for sure for sure none of that good good
you know i'm seeing we enjoyed a couple stogies of course and we're just kind of chilling down
there probably for about 30 minutes kind of we're probably chilling there for like 30 minutes kind
of thing not not really anything else going on kind of thing me and my friends we're just
we're just sitting there chilling smoking all of that fun stuff enjoying our conversation kind of
we're pretty loud kind of thing but it's not really a big deal because well nobody
else is out there except for them and us kind of thing so it's not really a big deal at all but
time comes kind of thing and we realized wow we didn't bring any water that was a
huge mistake always got to bring water to the stash kind of thing i got water with me today
it was a good move kind of thing because i got to be completely honest before this video i was like
man i need some water and i'm glad i brought some water with me today you know i'm saying
but at that time i didn't have that forethought to bring any water so we're like all right let's
go to cookout let's go to chick-fil-a let's go to bow time kind of thing and let's get
us some water i gotta pronounce sweet tea or just something to get some liquid in our system so we
can stay some good hiding we can have some good hydration kind of thing so we decided all right
well we've pretty much finished our soggies kind of thing let's go get some water let's go get some
sweet tea something kind of thing let's go have some bow time you know i'm saying let's go have
some let's go have some cookout and so we decided all right we're going to leave we get on the trail
back up to the car kind of thing and well what do you know that grey honda civic with the fogged up
windows is still there now this time we're walking by we're still making noise kind of thing we
don't care we're still making noise we're being pretty noisy i'm going to be playing on a scale
their windows are all up fogged up every single window is fogged up the back window the
side windows the front windshield kind of thing everything is fogged up i don't know if somebody's
if somebody's defrost could have fixed that in like i don't know how long i could
have been playing it would take a long time for somebody's defrost to fix that
and we were only there for like 30 minutes kind of thing and they were still going out it or we were
there for like 30 minutes and they were still going at it i suppose but we're walking back
and this time it's not the guy that gets them it's the girl the girl gets out this time kind
of thing she gets out and she had just obviously gone dressed kind of thing she was wearing like a
basically she was in like boxers kind of thing and just had like a sports bra on or something
like that kind of thing she had very obviously just gotten dressed kind of thing they were
she was rushing she got out went to the passenger side kind of thing was trying to get in really
really fast i guess it was her boyfriend's car or her hookups car whoever's car was kind
of thing i guess it was i guess it was his car so she was trying to get in the passenger side
really really fast kind of thing and once again i yelled we don't care we're leaving
keep going at it we could not care less we're doing our own thing you're doing your own thing
we don't care and what did she do she hopped right back in the back so she's trying to
get some of that too you know i'm saying absolutely hilarious in my first opinion
and we get back in the car kind of thing we get back in the car and we go get us some water
and that's pretty much the story i gotta people understand that's pretty much the story of the
time that i walked up on a couple having sex i just think this story is absolutely
absolutely hilarious i could be honest i think this story is absolutely hilarious
mainly not really because not really because well i walked up on a couple having sex kind of thing
i don't really think it's really significant or anything because of that i think it's hilarious
because when i yelled at them they just kept going kind of thing they just they were like all right
they don't care we're going to keep going kind of thing which is absolutely absolutely hilarious
but i'm pretty sure i haven't told this story anywhere other than this video
right now so you all are seeing a one in a lifetime experience right now but
but even though i have not told the story anywhere else i gotta be bland see y'all
that does not mean i have more stories to tell kind of thing that does not mean i don't have
more stories to sell because i certainly do and most of the stories i do have to tell are in my
book in the description down below so go check those out of course i have told a couple of
stories from my book in my youtube videos and stuff like that but the most of them i've kept
to the book kind of thing i can't i can't be letting y'all see what's in the book without
paying i gotta be really honest with some of my sincerest apologies but but go check that out if
you guys want to hear any more of my stories you know i'm saying go check that out if you want to
hear any more my stories was a good night and just an absolutely absolutely story in my perspective
though i think without further ado though i'm gonna go ahead and finish this sticky ciggy off
sticky off i'm gonna go and finish this ziggy off and go ahead and finish off the video just let me
know in the comments down below though let me know in the comments down below do you guys have any
funny experiences similar to the one i had kind of thing i just think it's an absolutely obviously
hilarious story and i think it was an absolutely hilarious experience you know what i'm saying
man oh man trying to finish this off but let me tell y'all what my butt is
warming up and it is getting mushy i gotta be honest it's getting mushy
i think without further ado i'm gonna go and take one or two more hits and
go ahead and finish off the video right there you know what i'm saying i'm saying
but i think that's pretty much to see i really doubt there's anything left and i was correct
there was nothing left it was quite literally all ashy and i'm saying it's quite literally all ash
so i hope you guys enjoyed the story kind of thing and i hope you guys enjoyed the video and if you
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until the next one y'all i hope you guys enjoyed your day you know what i'm saying and until the
next one stay safe and peace and have a great one yes sir yes siree and i'm saying i'm saying