- Oh, I read ahead.
- Wait, wait, wait, what do you mean coffee enema?
- This is disgusting.
- What is the truth?
(beatboxing)
(dramatic music)
- I should not be drinking coffee right now.
It's like 3 p.m. and I've had a least three cups already.
- I only have one.
I'm a one coffee a day girl, most times.
- I'm Dominican, we wake up,
that's the first thing we make,
coffee in a caffetierra.
- Oh you know, Haitians, we make coffee and we get bread.
- Wait, you dip the bread inside?
- Yeah yeah yeah.
- Me too! Oh (beep) yeah!
- For about 30% of the population,
coffee acts as a laxative.
- In other words, it makes you poop.
- A hundred percent.
- Oh thanks. - Oh man.
- Oh yeah, I can attest to this one for sure.
- I don't have the same reaction.
I wish I did.
- I like coffee strong as (beep).
- Your coffee is strong.
I don't need to juice cleanse,
I just drank his coffee. (laughing)
- Legend has it that President Theodore Roosevelt
consumed almost a gallon's worth of coffee every day.
What? You'd be so
- A gallon, he'd be (beep) a lot.
- Sometimes I work - Oh
after the club, - I think
I went to the club
on the Sunday - Yeah.
and I was on work on the Monday.
- Yeah.
- I think I had a gallon.
- Yeah, like what?
- Coffee has been linked to numerous health benefits,
but according to the British Medical Journal,
you have to drink three to four cups,
without cream or sugar,
to get the most out of your coffee.
- What would be the benefit of drinking four cups of coffee,
a caffeine addiction?
- I drink that strong (beep) so might as well,
like one - It's four cups.
- One cup is four cups.
So I am healthy as fuck son.
(laughing)
I've been putting my sugar in there though.
(laughing)
- A cup of coffee consumed even six hours before bedtime
can disrupt your sleep.
- If I drink after six, I'm up.
I'm not going to sleep.
What about you?
- Oh man, no, it's 5:30.
- Oh (beep) it's 5:30,
I'm going to be up.
- This is a fact we all know and ignore.
- Ignore.
F it bedtimes.
(beatboxing)
- Alright. Next one.
- In 17th century England,
coffee was touted as cure for alcoholism.
- Touted, what word is this?
- Touted.
- [Both] Touted.
- I wouldn't trust 17th century England
with most things (laughs).
- With anything.
- The FDA states that consuming too much caffeine,
as in more than 400 milligrams or four to five cups per day
can cause jitter, anxiousness, trouble sleeping,
nausea, upset stomach, headaches, increased heart rate,
and dysphoria.
- I'm just gonna through out there that some of these facts
seem conflicting.
- First of all, I don't know what the FDA is talking about.
You see me stressing out, son?
Coffee makes you happy.
- In 2014, a Canadian man alleged that he purchased
a cup of coffee from McDonald's
and as he removed the lid to get,
no, no!
- Oh god.
- As he removed the lid to get the last drop,
he found a dead mouse inside,
along with a mouse droppings. - Eww.
- You didn't feel that shaken around in your cup?
If this had a rat in it,
I think I would feel it?
(tapping under cup)
- So he found a mouse inside, - Okay, I'm good.
and also with the mouse poops inside the cup.
(singing dramatic music)
- I wonder if it was more flavorful.
- Gadiel, you better shut the (beep) up.
(laughs)
That's nasty.
- Maybe it was delicious.
- Legend has it that many years ago
some people considered the coffee the drink of the devil.
But after one sip,
the pope declared the drink too delicious only for sinners,
so he blessed it.
- (clapping) That's my pope (clapping)
- I'm dead.
- Bless. Bless up.
- He shoulda done the same for sex.
- Heart failure may be prevented
or postponed with one or two cups of coffee a day.
(cheering)
(beatboxing)
- Half of these are like drink coffee,
it's good for you.
And the other half are like stop it,
you're gonna die.
- All of my passions are very conflicting.
(beatboxing)
- (beep)
What? - (beep)
- The caffeine in coffee may provide some protection
from Alzheimer's and Parkinson's disease.
- Oh.
- No fricken way! (laughs)
Fricken-ay man.
- If you have more than one risk factor for heart disease
and are not a regular coffee drinker,
you might be at a heightened risk for a heart attack
within the hour of consuming coffee.
- Damn. So like it could benefit your heart,
and also it could kill your heart?
Damn.
- Sounds like love.
- Coffee enemas are not safe and can even be deadly.
- People put it up their butt hole?
- Yeah.
- Oh shit.
(slaps hands together)
Are you serious?
(slaps hands together)
- No more needs to be said on that subject.
- I learned a lot about coffee which I'm happy about.
I feel like there was a lot more good things
than bad things.
- Yeah. Coffee's fun and when I drink Starbucks
I feel like a rich upper class white girl.
- I think that there's probably benefits for some people,
and negatives for others.
Dairy can kill some people.
- Yeah.
- And so can nuts.
So I think it just depends on your own health
and you know your self best.
- Yeah. Just know your body. (paper rustles)
- Oh (speaks foreign language)
- (speaks foreign language) Mmm
- Mmm.
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