(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE) >> Jon: WE'RE TALKING ABOUT
I.S.I.S. THERE.
I GUESS THERE'S REALLY NOTHING ELSE ANYBODY'S REALLY TALKING
ABOUT ON EVERY CHANNEL IN THE KNOWN UNIVERSE.
>> THE WORLD IS GETTING TO KNOW CAITLYN JENNER THIS MORNING.
>> CAITLYN JENNER STEPPING OUT FOR THE FIRST TIME.
CALL HER CAITLYN.
>> STORY OF THE DAY, BRUCE JENNER --
>> CAITLIY JENNER MADE HER DEBUT --
>> CAITLYN JENNER...
>> Jon: PRETTY SURE THAT NEWS ANCHOR JUST ASKED IF CAITLYN
JENNER KNOWS WHERE THE LIBRARY IS.
MY SPANISH ISN'T GREAT.
YOU KNOW, THIS IS TREMENDOUS.
YOU KNOW WHAT'S ESPECIALLY BRAVE OF CAITLIN JENNER TO DO THIS
PUBLICLY BECAUSE WE ALL KNOW THE MEDIA -- THEY'RE AWFUL.
NOW WE'RE GOING TO HAVE THE LISTEN TO A LOT OF PEOPLE SAYING
AWFUL THINGS ABOUT THIS.
>> A BRAVE OLYMPIAN TRANSFORMED.
IT'S REALLY QUITE INSPIRING.
VERY INSPIRATIONAL.
I THINK IT'S COURAGEOUS.
T SENDS A MESSAGE TO THE WORLD THIS IS WHO I AM.
>> I THINK IT'S A REALLY HEALTHY THING TO TALK ABOUT.
>> AN IMPORTANT CULTURAL MILESTONE.
A BIG MOMENT FOR CAITLIN JENNER, AND SOCIETY.
>> Jon: ALL RIGHT...
THAT WAS ACTUALLY GREAT.
I MEAN, OBVIOUSLY, SOME PEOPLE WERE DICKS BUT, YOU KNOW --
(LAUGHTER) -- TODAY WE'RE NOT GOING TO LET
THEM RUIN IT.
IT'S HEARTENING TO SEE EVERYONE IS NOT ONLY ACCEPTING CAITLIN
JENNER AS A WOMAN BUT WASTE NO TIME IN TREATING HER AS A
WOMAN.
>> WOW.
SEXY.
I GOT A COUPLE OF E-MAILS FROM A FRIEND SAYING I'M A LITTLE
JEALOUS, SHE LOOKS BETTER THAN I DO.
>> SHE LOOKS LIKE A MOVIE STAR.
RITA HAYWORTH, SO GLAMOROUS.
>> LOOKS STUNNING.
AMAZING.
YES!
CAITLIN IS HOT!
YEAH, SEXY BOOBS!
>> Jon: I MEAN, I WAS, LIKE, MY BRAIN WAS, LIKE, THIS IS A
GREAT MILESTONE FOR THE TRANSGENDER COMMUNITY BUT MY
PENIS WAS ALL, LIKE, (BLEEP)!
(APPLAUSE) YOU SEE, CAITLIN, WHEN YOU WERE
A MAN, WE COULD TALK ABOUT YOUR ATHLETICISM, YOUR BUSINESS
ACUMEN, BUT NOW YOU'RE A WOMAN AND YOUR LOOKS ARE REALLY THE
ONLY THING WE CARE ABOUT.
WHICH BRINGS US TO PHASE TWO OF YOUR TRANSITION -- COMPARATIVE
(BLEEP)ABILITY.
>> IT'S LIKE THAT CHICK FROM AMERICAN HORROR STORY.
>> JESSICA LANGE.
CAITLIN IS HOTTER THAN CHRIS.
DOES SHE HAVE A BETTER BODY THAN KIM KARDASHIAN?
>> LOOK...
WE WANT TO GIVE A WOMAN A COMPLIMENT HERE, WE JUST WANT TO
MAKE SURE ANOTHER WOMAN GETS TAKEN DOWN A BIT IN THE PROCESS
IT'S HOW WE MAINTAIN THE BALANCE.
WELL, WE'RE ALMOST ALL THE WAY THERE.
LET'S COMPLETE THE TRANSITION.
>> SHE LOOKS GOOD.
ESPECIALLY FOR HER AGE.
>> Jon: THERE YOU GO!
WOW!
THAT'S THE CAVEAT WE WERE MISSING, REMINDER HER SHE HAS AN
EXPIRATION DATE NOW!
YOU CAME OUT AT 65, YOU'VE GOT ANOTHER TWO YEARS BEFORE YOU
BECOME INVISIBLE TO SOCIETY!
BETTER MAKE THE MOST OF THEM.
AND YOU KNOW WHAT? SINCE IT'S A SPECIAL DAY, WHY
DON'T WE THROW IN A LITTLE SLUT-SHAMING WITH A DASH OF
SHE'S PROBABLY NOT THAT HOT IN PERSON.
>> THE OUTFIT, IT'S A WHITE SATIN CORSET, VERY PLAYBOY
BUNNIESQUE.
>> IT SHOWS THE AMAZING EFFECT THE MAKEUP CAN HAVE.
>> I'M WONDERING HOW MUCH IS PHOTO SHOPPED AND AIR BRUSHED.
>> Jon: YOU TAKE AWAY THE CORSET AND MAKEUP AND I DON'T
KNOW IF ANYONE WANTS TO BANG HER!
(LAUGHTER) CAITLIN JENNER, CONGRATULATIONS
WELCOME TO BEING A WOMAN IN AMERICA.
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