I've got a hard hat.
Check this out. Ready?
Bindi: Uh-huh.
Oh, hang on. No. Ow.
Wait, wait wait.
Crikey, that hurt.
Hang on. Ready? Watch this. Oh.
Terri and Bindi: Woooah!
Is this thing on?
Robert: Tight on Nick. tight on Nick.
Get in. Tight.
Right there. Face of the zoo!
(banter)
Robert: It's all you. Everyone bow down.
Toby: The face of the zoo.
It's like looking at a billboard.
Nick: Oh yeah wait, it is. Robert: Shut up.
Robert: Is this - this is not cool, is it?
It's good?
Yeah, it's good. Yeah. Alright.
No, don't. Don't.
Don't be an idiot, Chandler.
Chandler: Yes
Robert: You know, uh. You're pretty - uh...
- shellfish with these jokes. Eggshell?
Robert: Eggshell? Chandler: You used that one with the tortoises.
Robert: Well, I'm doing it again. Chandler: Have a spine...
- nosaurus.
(Laughter)
Um.
Robert: Hyeh. Chandler: ... I love it though.
Crew: When you're ready.
Robert: Good. Okay.
Don't hit me.
I'll hit you
Crew: Go for it.
Robert: Good to go. Toby: Alright.
Robert (sarcastically): This isn't awkward at all.
Hello. How's it going?
(microphone splashes)
(sound cuts out)
Robert: Well, so far.
That's one mic pack ruined.
Got no signal, so I'll just talk real loud for you.
Alright, let's do it.
Robert: Um.
Let me think of an egg puns. (Chandler laughing)
Chandler: I won that one - Robert: Hang on, hang on.
- I'm out.
Egg. Clutch of eggs. Like...
Chandler: Don't burn out the clutch on your car.
That was completely -
That was bad.
Hang on, hang on. Egg...
Chandler: ...you're just losing the Australian -
Robert: (American accent) Let's go and look at some koalas, man.
Do I sound like Chandler?
Chander: That's Californian.
Robert: Let's go and have a look at some koalas, dude.
They're totally righteous.
Robert: In the sun? Really, really great, isn't it?
It's not hot at all, luckily.
Luckily, we've only done it in the middle of summer on a 90 degree Fahrenheit day.
So. All good.
Oh, oh.
(Laughing)
Oh, my
gosh.
Robert: Egg -
Mathematics!
Egg! Shell!
Chandler: Come to me, puns. Robert: Come to me. Hang on.
I need to win this
Do you like it? Okay, you don't like it.
Alright, alright. I'll get out of your way.
Alright. Alright.
Uh oh!
Um.
(Laughter)
Robert: Ah!
- Oh, no.
Robert: Hello. I'm a giraffe! Woo!
Chandler: I won't even say one, I'll just wait for you.
Robert: Wait. Yolk...
I've already used yolk.
Hang on. I've got it. I've got it!
...nest. Ok, hang on, hang on.
Robert: Oh, man.
I remember drifting around corners on the, um -
- I mean, not drifting around corners.
Yeah, one time I was...
I'm not going to tell that one.
(laughing)
One time, everything went exactly to plan, and we were all safe.
Yeah.
Terri: Does your milkshake bring all the bats to the yard?
Robert: Oh, gosh...
Am in the front or am I in the back?
(Laughing)
This is a great walking shot.
Where am I? Where do you want me?
Robert: Who's that?
- you know, cause it's me?
Robert: This has been like 15 minutes of this.
Okay. Take 50.
Let's do it. Ready?
Camera guy: Ok, hold on, hold on. Now I gotta get focus.
Robert: Everyone keep a straight face - Camera guy: We now have 20 minutes.
- I can't look at anyone right now.
Camera guy: Okay. Rolling.
Robert: I gotta do that.
See how it's like - that ending?
Crew: Yeah it's awesome. Robert: How good's that? Yeah.
Cool.
Nothing to see here.
I'm a professional. It's all good.
How's that window cleaning form?
You've never seen a cleaner window.
Now, this is literally the greatest thing.
Just the -
[horrible noise]
Aw. Yep.
Well, when I'm not cleaning windows, I'm taking photos.
Photography is one of my favourite things.
Camera guy: Okay, I'm rolling.
Robert: Are you rolling? Camera guy: Yeah.
Okay. I'm rolling, too.
Camera guy: Okay...
But first -
- Harvey's got to have another look at the camera.
He's got to make sure the settings are correct.
Is everything right there? Yep.
I've got aperture at f2.8. Yep.
Alright.
We're happy. Now we can shoot.
Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
Off camera: ... oh, Robert. (Laughter)
Robert: Nest... okay, hang on. Hang on.
You know what?
Nest time,
just leave it to me.
Chandler: All that time, for "nest time"?
Robert: Nest time. Chandler: Are you kidding me?
Woah. This is -
- good suspension.
Robert: Hang on. Okay, ready, ready? Stella.
Stella. Sit.
Boom.
Look at that.
Well done.
Okay. Stella - come.
Boom! That's incredible.
You're so smart.
So smart.
Don't eat the liquid - the cleaning liquid.
Robert: No, you got to put it on your head.
Is it, uh -
Robert: The small one? Nick: You picked the small one -
Nick: I knew you were gonna say something.
Looks good.
Looks real good.
We're not even recording on it.
Nick: Legit, am I recording on it? Robert: Yeah, we're recording on it -
- yep.
Yes you are.
How come you don't wear the head one?
Robert: I just happened to get the chest one first.
Nick: (arguing) Robert: It's just how it works out mate -
- it's how the cookie crumbles.
You look great.
Look real good.
Robert: ...should I bring that up?
This is bloody cute.
Just adorbsable.
How good was that?
That was cool. Flourish!
Happy? Crew: Yeah, perfect.
- Sweet. Crew: Thank you!
Love it. Is that everything?
Crew: Yeah, it's done.
Wow. Easy as... pie.