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>> THANK YOU. WELCOME BACK TO NAOMI.
TODAY WE ARE TALKING TO MOMS ABOUT THEIR TERRIBLE TEENS.
OUR NEXT GUEST IS VANESSA ROGERS WHO IS HAVING A PROBLEM WITH HER
DAUGHTER. VANESSA, HOW ARE YOU?
>> REAL BAD, NAOMI. A.J. IS 13.
AND SHE IS PHYSICALLY ABUSIVE, SHE CURSES, SHE CALLS OUR
MINISTER A BITCH. AND I FOUND SO MANY STRAWS IN
HER ROOM. I DON'T KNOW IF THEY ARE USED
FOR DRUGS BUT THEY SCARE ME. I BLAME MYSELF.
SHE HAS NO FATHER FIGURE. >> VANESSA, I'M GOING TO HELP
YOU TODAY. TODAY'S CHILDREN SIT AROUND AND
PLAY VIDEO GAMES. WHERE I'M FROM, WE HAD TO GROW
UP TOUGH. AND IT SOUNDS LIKE A.J. NEEDS
SOME TOUGH LOVE. A.J.
COME ON OUT. ♪♪♪
[ BOOING ] >> NO, THAT'S RIGHT, THAT'S
RIGHT. GO AHEAD.
HATE ON ME. Y'ALL ARE JEALOUS OF ME AND MY
STRAWS BECAUSE YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT I USE THEM FOR.
>> OKAY, OKAY, A.J. A.J.
THAT'S ENOUGH. PLEASE TAKE A SEAT.
WE HAVE TALKED TO YOUR MOTHER, A.J., AND IT SEEMS LIKE YOU ARE
OUT OF CONTROL. THIS HAS TO STOP TODAY.
>> NAOMI, I RUN THINGS SO MUCH IN MY HOUSE THAT SOMETIMES SHE
IS CALLING ME MOM. >> VANESSA, IS THAT TRUE?
>> ON OCCASION, YES, I CALL HER MOM.
>> WELL, ON MY SHOW, NO ONE GETS BOSSED AROUND.
A.J., MEET SERGEANT WALL. [ SIRENS ]
>> WELL, WELL, WELL, WELL. WHAT DO WE HAVE HERE?
YOU MUST THINK YOU BAD. YOU WANT TO GET YOUR ACT
TOGETHER, YOUNG LADY? >> NAH.
>> YOU WANT TO BE GOOD IN SCHOOL?
>> HAH, NO. >> WHAT ABOUT THAT WOMAN RIGHT
THERE? DO YOU LOVE THAT WOMAN?
YOU LOVE HER, RIGHT? >> NO.
>> YOU NEED TO LEARN SOME RESPECT.
THERE IS AN OPENING IN MY BOOT CAMP THE NEXT EIGHT WEEKS.
YOU CAN COME LIVE WITH ME. DO YOU WANT ME TO BE YOUR DADDY?
>> YES, SIR. >> WHAT?
>> YES, SIR. I WANT YOU TO BE MY DADDY.
>> YOU -- YOU DO? YOU SURE YOU WANT ME TO BE YOUR
DADDY? >> YEAH.
I HAVE NO DADDY. WAIT.
BUT NOW I DO HAVE A DADDY. YOU ARE MY DADDY.
>> WELL, I MEAN, YOU KNOW, LET'S JUST --
>> OH, WOW, THIS IS NOT WHAT I EXPECTED.
>> ME NEITHER. AND THIS IS OBVIOUSLY WHAT A.J.
NEEDS. >> TYLER, REAGAN, ALL MY FRIENDS
WATCHING AT HOME, MEET MY DAD! >> WE ARE WITNESSING A LIVE
ADOPTION, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
>> EXCUSE ME. EXCUSE ME.
I WORK FOR THE STATE AND WE CAN MAKE THIS WORK TODAY.
>> ACTUALLY, I THINK THAT MIGHT SET A BAD EXAMPLE.
>> WE SHOULD GO LIEU THE PROPER CHANNELS.
>> DAD, I THINK WE DID, DAD. BECAUSE YOU JUST SAID YOU WOULD
BE MY DAD, DAD. >> IT IS GOING TO BE SO GOOD TO
HAVE A MAN AROUND THE HOUSE AGAIN.
AND WE CAN FIGURE OUT THE DETAILS OF OUR RELATIONSHIP BUT
LET IT BE KNOWN, SERGEANT, THAT MY VOTE IS SEXUAL.
>> OKAY. WELL, I AM ALREADY IN A
RELATIONSHIP. >> THAT'S OKAY.
WELL I AM HAPPY TO BE A SIDE PIECE.
>> NO WAY. NO WAY, HUH-UH.
YOU DON'T DO THAT ON MY SHOW. SERGEANT WALL, THIS IS YOUR
FAMILY NOW. AND YOU ARE GOING TO TREAT THEM
RIGHT. >> YEAH, BECAUSE -- 'CAUSE I
BENEFIT FROM BOUNDARIES AND STABILITY.
AND, DAD, I'M HAPPY TO SAY I'M OFF STRAWS!
>> OKAY. Y'ALL KNOW I'M NOT REALLY A
SERGEANT, RIGHT? I MEAN, MY NAME IS CRAIG WILLIS.
I'M AN ACTOR. YOU MIGHT HAVE SEEN ME ON
"MOESHA." >> WE DON'T CARE WHAT YOUR JOB
IS, DADDY. WE LOVE YOU.
[ A WWW. ] >> THIS IS ONE OF THE MOST
WONDERFUL DAYS WE HAVE HAD ON THE SHOW.
THE BIRTH OF A FAMILY. >> AND WE ARE EXPECTING ANOTHER.
>> OH, DAMN, OKAY. >> ANOTHER TEEN SAVED WITH A
LITTLE TOUGH LOVE. WHEN WE COME BACK, WE'LL MEET
PAUL, WHOSE MOTHER SAYS HE HAS NEVER DRANK A GLASS OF WATER.
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