-(Orange) Orange, orange, orange, orange, orange.
What rhymes with orange? Hmm.
-Hey hey, watch the hair, bud.
It took me months to get it to look like this.
-Whoa! What are you?
-Oh, hey. I'm a pineapple.
-What? You don't look like an apple.
-Well, I'm-I'm not, I'm a pineapple.
-[chuckles] Why the long face? [laughs]
-That's rude. I'm a pineapple. -You're a half-apple.
Like an apple crossed with a pine tree.
[laughs] -No, that's not how it works.
-Hey! What's with those knives on your head?
-That's my hair. -Oh, so it's there?
-Where? -Hair.
-What? -There. Hair.
-Yes, that's what I said. What are you doing?
-"There" rhymes with "hair." [laughs]
-Okay, stop.
-So does "air" and "bear" and "care"...
-Okay, stop. That's getting really annoying.
-"Stare", "mare", "fair"...
-Stop, stop, stop! -[laughs]
-You know what else rhymes with "hair"?
Nair, and it looks like you're very familiar with it, baldy.
-[scoffs]
Wow, you really are an apple.
-I am not. I'm a pineapple. I'm not even related.
I don't grow on trees-- -You're an apple.
-[growls] God, you are so irritating.
-I'm not irritating. I'm an orange.
-[sighs] -Hey, Apple!
-I'm not talking to you.
-Knife.
-I've already told you. These are not knives.
-No, Knife. -This is my hair.
I spiked 'em up to look cool, and it's something you can't do,
because you are-- [screaming]
-Whoa! Look who's the baldy now!
-[screaming continues]
-Pineapple? Looks more like pain-apple.
[laughs]
Ow.
-[laughs]
-Someone help me. -Hey Apple,
I don't mean to stare,
but you're looking worse for wear. [laughs]
-Orange... you are sick.
-Oh... you know what else rhymes with hair?
You do, Pear!
-Leave me out of this.
Captioned by SpongeSebastian