# Upon the seat
# Of a bicycle made for two. #
Shower's free, Lorn!
Lorn?
Lorn, shower's fre...
Looorn...
Shower's free.
Ken?!
Shit.
SHE SCREAMS
Shit, no!
No! Shit!
Ahhh!
Angela!
It was a mistake!
Angela, I've got a meeting!
Why is Angela leaving?
No reason. Not Daddy's fault.
You might have to come to my meeting with me.
No, meetings are boring!
Shit!
We don't need any stupid brother, do we, Miss Tiggly Tops?
People think because I'm privileged that I can't take care of myself.
Gah...
What is the liquid stuff that goes in coffee...?
Sid, don't touch anything!
Well, I never!
You are not welcome in my house, either.
Hear me out. OK.
OK.
What? Ivy, sister...
Remember what I was saying about us not being able to hang out?
You were inhumanly cruel.
I was, I was cruel.
But I've been thinking, what would be the next best thing
to hanging out with me? Why...
..hanging out with my adorable son?
His nanny's had to go, personal emergency.
Really? Wouldn't have anything to do with you rushing out in the drive
in your bathrobe just now, would it? No.
I mistook her for my wife. They've got very similar hair!
Of course they do.
Brother, I shall look after your child.
But in return... Here we go.
..you have to be nice to me. These are trying times,
and I need my family!
You and Lorn and Daniel and... I want to say...
..Abigail.
Incredibly wrong.
But fine, you look after the kid for the day and I promise
we will all begin to like you.
Despite your appalling personality.
That is all I ask.
Hugs? Not yet.
Hugs can wait.
Sidney, where are you? It's your aunt Ivy to the rescue!
Oh! Ohh!
So...
..when do I milk it?
Him?
You don't milk him, he's a human child!
Obviously, I mean, when do I give it its milk.
He's four!
Four?
Shouldn't he be taller?
Rich kids are taller.
What's this?
Oh, it's a brochure for a private school, it's for Sid.
Private school?
Oh, that's wonderful!
British private schools are the best!
All those owls and gowns, so cute!
Right, well, it's not happening, Lorna doesn't approve,
so you may as well chuck it.
I see.
Well, before I chuck it, how about I just roll it up real tight.
That way it's nice and compact and you can fit it
neatly up your pretty little vagina!
Excuse me?
Ken, you're going to let your wife stop you from educating your son?
Well, sort of OUR son.
I see now.
No wonder all your children are failures, no wonder
you're making passes at the nanny. There is no male leadership
in this house.
Oh, still here? I left some paperwork...
What's she doing here?
Who? Oh, Ivy!
Ivy's here because Angela left.
What?
Why did Angela leave?
She left because...
Sid kicked her in the face.
What? What? Mm.
That is true, actually.
It was one of Dale's karate kicks, it was...
Oh, her nose was bleeding and her eye was just...
Eye was all swollen, and she came to me and she was like...
I'm leaving! My nose, it broken!
Yeah. Mm!
I'm going! He is psychopath!
Yep, and Ken called me.
Yeah, and Ivy stepped up and here we are.
Here we are! Here we are.
Sid kicked the nanny in the face?
He did.
Lorna, I'm beginning to think there's something wrong with him.
Oh, dear God.
I'm going to call Angela. No! No, no.
You go back to work.
You let me deal with it, I'm on top of the details.
OK, then, fine.
Right. Yeah.
Sidney Thompson, you come here.
We are going to have very strict words tonight,
young man, come with me.
Yeah. Y-you're damn right!
You need to pull your act together, sunshine!